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Baby bottle
Jul 4, 2017 10:42 PM
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GorgeousSpecimen
Erk and jerk...ugh lots of mistakes made with that beverage
sturmtiger2000
Morning Rum
Altorhys
It's weird to see a guy suck a baby...
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
This makes me uncomfortable.. I love it.
ComputerAntiPope
That's not what they mean when they're talking about a baby bottle.
Joechip3110
Where would you use that at?
someguyinca
Mike you brilliant bastard!
HotSpoon
Still looks better than the baby in American Sniper.
daementia
Erk and jerk? Gross.
ClassyUpTheAssy
E & J tho?!
TheQueenOfEverything
Only man could have thought of smth like this
BayazTheBenevolent
The disguise would work better if he didn't carry that bottle as well
thatdudethatslonely
I don't know how to feel, I'm both amazed and confused...
notanigga
You know you're an alcoholic when you're filling babies up with liquor!
MathewsLima
I've never wanted to suck a baby so bad
NZSheeps
I've copied that for prosperity: http://imgur.com/WzsemGK
frickthisshiz
Halloween costume prop y'alllll
mesowetodit
Fine, I'll say it. So u will be either sucking from the bottom or kissing the lips. Either way someone might call the po po.
ancyker
The straw is on the forehead.
Chris3825
"I'm worried about that man, he's been kissing that baby's forehead for twenty straight minutes now."
BeckyLookAtHerButt
At the end you may need to turn baby upside down to get the last drops. At that point you'll be beyond caring.
octoshrimpy
Camelback bladder, pulls from the bottom. This guy is gonna kiss his baby dry.
Subtilico
http://www.boredpanda.com/baby-flask-public-drinking-mike-warren/
NotADodgeBallCannon
"then drilled a hole through the baby's head to feed the drinking nipple through"
friendlysatan
But you're still a grown man carrying a doll.
Potenze
Old habits die hard I guess.. but we shouldn't judge, we don't know his life, what he has been through.
ItsCandleJack
Doll? No, baby shaped flask.
ArtOzz
Better than acting like its your Mrs. Those people are fuckin nuts.
deskrubbit
Yeah. A doll full of liquor. Yeah.
EneZio
The drink helps with the judgement of others
ClassicSpike
You're not wrong
Subtilico
Because nobody looks strange at a guy with a doll.
falloutboy33
Looks good to me
MantisTobogggan
You make friends quick when the doll is full of liquor.
retgarr
Maybe. But you go talk to the weird guy sucking on the baby doll's head. Because I'm not going to.
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
"I'm having a baby soon and my wife wants me to practice." High schoolers do it.
bigbrothersbinary
High schoolers regularly have wives who want them to practice parenting? Holy fuck I missed out on a lot in highschool.
flyingskejaquita
Or sucking on its head
Solidblueness
That pose looks good in a picture; not in real life.
Toqom
ReasonableConservative
Is that a straw?
Subtilico
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/baby-flask-public-drinking-mike-warren-8.jpg
ReasonableConservative
And doubles as a catheter when you can't stand to pee.
KungFuFetus
I assume the baby's name is Brandy? Because it should be.
AeliausMalina
She seems little small to be 12 year old.
geiokami
No the babies name is jack....Daniels
ShaneHarper6548
No it's not Brandy it's Brando.... Shut up
5xAcademyAwardWinnerKirkLazarus
Brandy's a fine girl
ItsCandleJack
What a good wife she would be
5xAcademyAwardWinnerKirkLazarus
Yeah, her eyes could steal a sailor from the sea.
LurkyMcLurkinsonheimer
No its name should be Tequila
StonerCatJay
José*
KungFuFetus
He's filling up the 'baby' with E&J Brandy.
LurkyMcLurkinsonheimer
The joke was not lost on me, but why drink Brandy when Tequila is an option
KungFuFetus
I don't disagree.