Not Sure What This Hotel Expects Me To Do While I'm Waiting In The Lobby

Nov 18, 2017 9:42 PM

LordOsiris

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Chicago

So? Which one did You pick?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uhhhh, practice

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Put...put it (all of them?) in your butt

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you talking about what looks like an anal plug or what looks like the bubble wrap

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A room for the bravest guests.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how they deliver the bill for the minibar. Prepare.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can see you in the globe one. Nice job!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice that they provided a roll of paper towels though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. The middle one is just the paper towel roll for clean up.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're brave enough...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Be brave enough

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

get busy chicago

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The right one would one be fun the way in, out this would be another story... trust me been there done that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This guy doesn't know how to use the 3 shells...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They expect you to relax, loosen up a bit

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I thought this was a bathroom at first

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Are you brave enough?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step by Step... 1. Right 2. Left 3. Center...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That looks like a SAW movie! Maybe you could of saved a friend?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Modern art: "two buttplugs and a paper towel roll on a bedside table"

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Those are strange buttplugs :/.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@op from a Comerica Park suite. Brave enough?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For when you're feeling fancy

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, you know..everything is a buttplug if you'Re determined enough

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The internet has ruined us

8 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

The internet created us

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not as much as those things will ruin your booty

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Seems accurate

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Far too much

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Especially recently...iykwim

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, you have three choices

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

4 if you want to put them together

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Chose wisely.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*choose

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well shit....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The middle one is the final boss

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your mom's warm up toy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

you're a horrible, evil monster... But you aint wrong :)

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they're all just one boss, the table too..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought that was paper towel

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right is to relax you, left is to open you up, middle is the final goal

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I thought it was a towel roll

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Ribbed for her/his pleasure

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look at all that texture

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That isn't even it's final form!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I image there 's a wall of fame called "Those whom are brave enough"

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

*who

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*whomst

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Na, that's right its just that you got to read in Count Dracula's voice from the 1992 movie Bram Stoker's Dracula.

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