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Nov 24, 2015 9:04 PM
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BadBull
Basically a whole load of incest for greek and egyptian.
woozle
itiscalledsource
The egyptian one is wrong. Slyfer the sky dragon, obelisk the tormentor, and the winged dragon of ra should be there but they aren't
dropthegiraffe
Just because it would be funny to see next to the others, I want to see the artist do the Judeo-Christian family tree. It'd be short.
Toqueman
sooooo, which one actually gave birth to Heimdal, how did that whole thing work? It looks like a mess
arthurdubya
Scrolled down to find that tainted lettuce.
ListenHereYouLittleShirt
That's what kept me here too.
roguesluck
Does this remind anyone else of Age of Mythology?
joshelliottthemanthemyththelegend
Well loki fucks some weird shit
upandb
I feel like I know most of these just from Stargate
InvalidEmailAddress
Man, Age of Mythology was such a good game.
FrankieGS
A horse
ImNotTHATIsis
Now this is why my dad named me Isis! *drops mike*
Brainiac1331
I DARE this guy to do the Hindu gods and goddesses. Should be fun to watch him try to figure out how to draw 35000000 gods
MyNameisHousey
Jamielannister.gif
Wildehiphopopotamus
God damn Odin keep it in your pants!!
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
I thought Aphrodite was married to Haefestus? (Sorry for bad spelling!)
KillaCalli
Hephaestus. Also Aphrodite was his unfaithful consort, but other sources claimed it was one of the Graces.
Raprice
For everyone who likes this I HAVE A BOOK TIP: Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology
justahumanonline
added to amazon wish list, thanks for that.
PandoraWraith
Also, Have a Hot Time Hades is a good one. It's the first in a series, although it is a kid's book.
GGCrono
Seconded. Great book.
Leso
This makes me remember playing Age of Mythology.
EdgeGod
So Toth was the cabbage baby of Horus and Set?
iwasmadetobelievetherewouldbeflan
Aren't there two Aphrodites? One from Zeus, one from Ouranos, hence Uranian love?
ghostlight
Yes and no. There was always 'more' than one but it was the same goddess until Classical Greece when they decided those two were separate.
ThatCluelessOffensiveGuyThatYouHate
Licked into being by a primordial super ow
jaked223
Go home viking, you're drunk
oldmatesoldmate
Inptegnated by tainted lettuce
knockout350
No stargate gifs as replies, I'm disappointed.
Lacery
Soooooo Thor had a child with his fathers wife?
Rezurektme
I started singing "Playing With The Big Boys" from the Prince of Egypt.
tangybreath
Me too!!!!
PlushtoysEveryWhere
SIMULTANEOUS BIRTHED BY NINE MOTHERS!
BurningPotato
How many moms do YOU have man?
Phenomeno
Almost called this a repost, but then I scrolled
grishnakah
Wasnt this posted like yesterday?
BurezFolf
A horse.
mordrul
Of course.
Aimanfire
I wonder how it feels for hel to have animals as siblings
BloodyTheBroken
Loki Was the mother Sleipnir (The eight legged horse), and it Was given to Odin as As a gift, It's Said that Sleipnir is able to run on air.
newsock
A horse that Loki had an affair with.
FourBigQuarters
Tainted lettuce
MrBlackbeaR
A super cow licking ice and creating people
TachyonCode
Wasn't just a horse. Was a giant's horse.
KieveKRS
Go big or go home, I guess.
TachyonCode
Loki actually saved the world by fucking that horse. True facts.
KieveKRS
I find the statement "True facts" when discussing MYTHology to be highly ironic... But I get what you're saying. ;)
UnstableProductions
Babi - the monkey. No children...
Mazzon
Yep. A male horse, too.
Omanwatisthis
So.. Loki had sex with a male horse? Well ok then.
venombahamut
Yep. Turned into a mare to distract him, it worked rather well.
tachikaze316
Then it turned out to be pointless anyway! Since it was basically to slow down a builder long enough that he'd have to work for free as 1/?
tachikaze316
part of his deal with the gods. But after the whole Sleipnir thing, they found out the builder was a jotunn and decided to just kill him. /2
Equreuil
How rude of Loki... didn't even get the horse's name. Probably didn't call after, either
BurningPotato
I know right? What was Tom Hiddleston thinking?
Homersbackfat
Well considering Loki was the mare, would it be "a horse"s responsibility to call Loki?
FacemanPeck
There's a lot of this that is either wrong or I was wrong about knowing. Probably won't do research to find out for sure.
awindingland
i think your right.
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WhiskeyandMiller
Agreed.
Martinelli92
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME ISIS IS A HIGH RANK ANCIENT GOD?!
marxundengels
Yes. It's a name. That's why everyone should stop calling daesh ISIS in my opinion.
IncognitoPanda
I always think of the goddess first. Too much Age of Mythology
Khyrberos
Was looking for this one.
DefinitivelyNotASkeleton
No one tell Linda about that
ialwaysupvotesith
Linda don't care.
idlechatter
Goddess.She was known as a healer and protector. But she also married her brother. So there's that.
mahapatih
Incest was a thing in ancient Egypt. Even when Macedonians conquered Egypt, they continued the tradition to win people's support.
Paralellex
Look, when it comes to ancient mythology NOT having incest is weird.
DinosaurusRex24
And she put her chopped up husband back together, so thats neat
idlechatter
That's where the healer part comes in. She was known to bring the dead back to life.
ajivani
Except she couldn't find his member, so she made a golden dildo and knocked herself up with Horus.
idlechatter
I love story time with you guys.
8bitTunes
How the fuck did you not know that?
InanityWolf
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ten_thousand.png
8bitTunes
Valid point, but mythology is taught in middle school
RyukR
How did you not know that?
InanityWolf
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ten_thousand.png
88mixy
Isis was my favorite goddess when I was a kid and I named so many things after her...
AboveTheMud
Isis is the name of a god. ISIS is an acronym for Islamic State of Iraq and Syria. Not related whatsoever. All caps catastrophe adverted
BuckBoost
Isis Taylor is a porn star.
659992812
Isis is also the really unfortunate name of a town in Queensland
IsaacEilandHall
Spelling crisis not averted, alas. ;-)
AboveTheMud
I was giving you the d