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Glorious leader Kim Jong Ill was best Pokémon trainer of all the world. He got always the Highscore! Now his Glorious Son has the best of Highscore.
North Korea has the best entertainment of all media. The west only copy's our glorious media.
The evil Japanese stole best of our original characters.
We have the best of Food. That's why we are all so healthy and good looking. Especially our great leader Kim Jong Un
North Korea has the best and happiest of all military on the great Korean World. They are particularly happy when the commissar is near them.
North Korean has the best of Navy. It's double the size of all fleets combined.
We have the best of Backup Plans, so that the evil South and Americans can never succeed in their evil plans of Korean World domination.
Fox tax for this inferior American website: Our glorious Korean Fox!
sunionbroman
#1 "Gotta nuke 'em all!"
CaptainBrainius
I like how #3 implies Kim isn't actually the one in charge.
GodEmperorMasterOfMankind
morakdais
Sadly I ate all of the American birds and have only this snow coffee to drink.
ibringthezahs
Darkcruiser
It's always sunny in glorious North Korea comrade.
RacecarRoadcar
Actually, North Korea's Navy is huge.
Darkcruiser
Glorius North Korean fleet was always huge. Our navy capacity peeked from 3000 B.C. till now.
wisher1977
So North Korea is now on Imgur?
Darkcruiser
Great North Korea is everywhere and everyone. We sized this puny American website for our Glorious North Korean efforts.