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Chumbawhumba
What kind of monster puts the unbuttered side directly on top of the buttered side of another slice of bread?!
Jaqdakloun
James Bread
MikeyGauges
The next best thing next to sliced bread.
pristineChristine11
Clever!
languex
Ireland’s Supreme Court has ruled that all Subway breads, are too sugary to legally be called “bread” at all.
Dots77
Fucking toasted sourdough, the best.....
Tekni
James Bread*
sloomoo
License to grill.
UltimaRatio
This is not good bread
CaptainHightower
I want a butter printer too.
WeaponizedJerk
What you're seeing is neither of these things.
BoxZ
I want one of these for.... reasons
Watchkeeper
I work for a bakery. We can produce 30,000+ standard 16/2 Loaves an hour at full capacity. You have never seen so much bread.
Teratoid
*celiac intensifies*
spLagger
sounds like a challange.
NotTinyPancakes
Yuh and how much of that ends up tossed at the end f the day too :o people are wasteful (self included sadly)
boomchakkawawaaaa
Neither of both can be seen there....
TheMightyMoto
Neat
Marklar69
Industrial bread, commonly found in uk shops. It's as good as is British cuisine.
astromason
Looks like a grilled cheese master.
FailedCrate
"How do we now all germans are really dead?" "Abroad there is just no good..." "Bread." And it's true...
..on all levels. The darker a bread, the more handcraft, the better & regional the ingredients, the better.
yoyoball
Ay fuck the bread ... If you are pastry/ sous chef please what me tool he is using for the butter looks cool AF
dovo1695
That is definitely not butter.
KaNineteen
I thought he was slicing it
Hithae
I think that's a "she", dear.
thenaughtyseamonkey
https://youtu.be/mtmC0fVQy5c Can’t see a face in the extended video, but the hairy arms and lack of breasts makes me think it’s a man
VisualRituals
It's not wheat to white?
catswearcapes
That’s what I thought!!
MisspentYouth333
Omg same!
YourMotherApproves
Best thing since sliced bre.... wait
YorkshirePudding25
It is the best thing.
Dewbs
We all thought he was slicing it..
wasidrunk7
Same.
Foolster41
Same, I was trying to figure out how that was working
steveohnoes
Fuck I thought he was detoasting it
BambiSkater
Honestly, same
iamlegendinjapan
De molding
WhatUpDog3000
Lol
usernamesarereallystupid
Thought he was putting a price label on it.
sudoalias404
I still don't know what's going on
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Scanning. *beep*
warmyourbeans
Inflation is a bitch
goonzilla
I had to throw an entire loaf if bread out today because of mold..... fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
squillis
Razielim
why do americans call "toast" as "bread"? this isnt bread.....
if it's not yet toaste dit's still bread
ChilliCheeseFrenchFries
You know what's missing here? v
And bacon!
blackbolt94
Thought for a second there he was making the bread white lol silly me don’t know if anyone thought that as well
967Evil
BREADCISM AT ITS HIGHEST or Too Cheap to buy quality - You Choose - Forced turning Browns into Whites or just painting Brown bread white .
coffeebot9000
I had a friend who worked at the post office, I didn’t believe them then, after seeing this I still can’t believe it.
DildoRodeo
captainireland
Foire
Exhibit one: Clarissa, explaining it all.
TheSecondPiewackit
BeardedWonder82
WubBug
ConfettiPanda
nonsequitur
Who stacks buttered bread? You're gonna get butter on the underside. That's the side where my hand goes.
Giraffemoustache
If you're gonna grill a sammich a little butter on the inside ain't an issue
RxFukitall
Your fingers go around the crust so you can butter and toast both sides
imadethisjusttomakeyoulookstupid
where is this magical device
ummjakefromstatefarm
In the gif above.
HeyYouGetOffMyCloud
Catering supplies shops
Howareyounow
I read that as "medical device" for some reason, and was genuinely interested on how it would assist you medically.
BSwann
Lube you up?
HighSorcerer
The website is on the gif.
SherMattLockSmith
Restaurant supply stores. I looked into this one, it just has a small slit in the front and you put like 3lbs of room temp butter in it....
Offundo Butter Spreader. Can't seem to find it on Websteraunt supply or amazon. There's similar stuff for like corn, but no offundo.
If you search google you will see a lot of references to it in 2018 and very few in 2019, none after. It required keeping the butter at...
..Room temp to dispense, it was a walking food safety violation and failed as a product.
GrumpyOldMillennial
...I mean....how the hell else are you gonna spread butter? If you try spreading refrigerated butter, you just get perforated bread.
CakeShapedPie
I keep my spreading butter at room temperature. Always have. Never gotten sick from it
..And it is you squeezing the handle that applies pressure to dispense it.
Denanana
I'm really bad at the internet could you post a link to this from your research?
PballQhead
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/11379/butter-spreaders.html
Cole2999
I can't seem to find it, but I remember it was years ago and I can surmise that it is no longer sold because keeping butter at room (1)
That's okay! Thank you for answering!!! ?
(2) Temperature or warm enough to dispense like that with a simple plunger in the handle would violate food safety guidelines. At the time..
massholesome
I swear it was cheese.
stercusmoriturussum
I fail to see any good bread here.
Denvercoder09
*swoon*
PERRYthePlatpus
It’s good because it has the butter
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
*laughs in German*
DeanGulberri1
Why are you so sour, tho?
*dough
grezmos
There all good breads Bront!
Josiahkf
Well then Post better bread than that!
wintercoat
I'm sorry. Are you gatekeeping bread? What kinda person gatekeeps bread of all things?
Evilgerman3000
Germans
If you make a post talking about good bread then link it with a gif of shitty looking bread, you'll get those kind of remarks.
Good is subjective. While you may not think the bread in the gif is good, there are no doubt plenty of people who would disagree with you.
Lol no man, there's such a thing as "objectively bad". It often rhymes with "industrially produced".
If people disagree with me on that, then they simply don't know any better. I don't necessarily hold it against them, but it's a fact.
bannockburn1981
Weird seeing my bread in the wild.
CloakerJosh
It's alright, man. There's room in the world for all kinds of bread.
CompletelyOrginal
Thank you, we knead a voice of reason here.
AntiProtonBoy
There’s only two kinds of bread. Good bread and shit bread. Op poster the latter.
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fakehugs
Good breads on both sides
OrangeFlavours
This is just massed buttered bread, hardly good bread and fresh butter
RichardHanna
Fuck off bud, I was raised on this!
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
evangrumling5
But it is still cool to watch
Idontneedrealfacts
All bread is good bread Bront!
TwoCheese
Definitely not true
maybe not to you hoity-toity twocheese having upper crust haves, but us real world day to day joes got a different story Mr. Moneybags
Grenced
Don't know what you just said but I support it ?
Chumbawhumba
What kind of monster puts the unbuttered side directly on top of the buttered side of another slice of bread?!
Jaqdakloun
James Bread
MikeyGauges
The next best thing next to sliced bread.
pristineChristine11
Clever!
languex
Ireland’s Supreme Court has ruled that all Subway breads, are too sugary to legally be called “bread” at all.
Dots77
Fucking toasted sourdough, the best.....
Tekni
James Bread*
sloomoo
License to grill.
UltimaRatio
This is not good bread
CaptainHightower
I want a butter printer too.
WeaponizedJerk
What you're seeing is neither of these things.
BoxZ
I want one of these for.... reasons
Watchkeeper
I work for a bakery. We can produce 30,000+ standard 16/2 Loaves an hour at full capacity. You have never seen so much bread.
Teratoid
*celiac intensifies*
spLagger
sounds like a challange.
NotTinyPancakes
Yuh and how much of that ends up tossed at the end f the day too :o people are wasteful (self included sadly)
boomchakkawawaaaa
Neither of both can be seen there....
TheMightyMoto
Neat
Marklar69
Industrial bread, commonly found in uk shops. It's as good as is British cuisine.
astromason
Looks like a grilled cheese master.
FailedCrate
FailedCrate
..on all levels. The darker a bread, the more handcraft, the better & regional the ingredients, the better.
yoyoball
Ay fuck the bread ... If you are pastry/ sous chef please what me tool he is using for the butter looks cool AF
dovo1695
That is definitely not butter.
KaNineteen
I thought he was slicing it
Hithae
I think that's a "she", dear.
thenaughtyseamonkey
https://youtu.be/mtmC0fVQy5c Can’t see a face in the extended video, but the hairy arms and lack of breasts makes me think it’s a man
VisualRituals
It's not wheat to white?
catswearcapes
That’s what I thought!!
MisspentYouth333
Omg same!
YourMotherApproves
Best thing since sliced bre.... wait
YorkshirePudding25
It is the best thing.
Dewbs
We all thought he was slicing it..
wasidrunk7
Same.
Foolster41
Same, I was trying to figure out how that was working
steveohnoes
Fuck I thought he was detoasting it
BambiSkater
Honestly, same
iamlegendinjapan
De molding
WhatUpDog3000
Lol
usernamesarereallystupid
Thought he was putting a price label on it.
sudoalias404
I still don't know what's going on
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Scanning. *beep*
warmyourbeans
Inflation is a bitch
goonzilla
I had to throw an entire loaf if bread out today because of mold..... fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
squillis
Razielim
why do americans call "toast" as "bread"? this isnt bread.....
NotTinyPancakes
if it's not yet toaste dit's still bread
ChilliCheeseFrenchFries
You know what's missing here?
v
sloomoo
And bacon!
blackbolt94
Thought for a second there he was making the bread white lol silly me don’t know if anyone thought that as well
967Evil
BREADCISM AT ITS HIGHEST or Too Cheap to buy quality - You Choose - Forced turning Browns into Whites or just painting Brown bread white .
coffeebot9000
I had a friend who worked at the post office, I didn’t believe them then, after seeing this I still can’t believe it.
DildoRodeo
captainireland
Foire
Exhibit one: Clarissa, explaining it all.
TheSecondPiewackit
BeardedWonder82
WubBug
ConfettiPanda
nonsequitur
Who stacks buttered bread? You're gonna get butter on the underside. That's the side where my hand goes.
Giraffemoustache
sloomoo
If you're gonna grill a sammich a little butter on the inside ain't an issue
RxFukitall
Your fingers go around the crust so you can butter and toast both sides
imadethisjusttomakeyoulookstupid
where is this magical device
ummjakefromstatefarm
In the gif above.
HeyYouGetOffMyCloud
Catering supplies shops
Howareyounow
I read that as "medical device" for some reason, and was genuinely interested on how it would assist you medically.
BSwann
Lube you up?
HighSorcerer
The website is on the gif.
SherMattLockSmith
Restaurant supply stores. I looked into this one, it just has a small slit in the front and you put like 3lbs of room temp butter in it....
TheSecondPiewackit
Offundo Butter Spreader. Can't seem to find it on Websteraunt supply or amazon. There's similar stuff for like corn, but no offundo.
SherMattLockSmith
If you search google you will see a lot of references to it in 2018 and very few in 2019, none after. It required keeping the butter at...
SherMattLockSmith
..Room temp to dispense, it was a walking food safety violation and failed as a product.
GrumpyOldMillennial
...I mean....how the hell else are you gonna spread butter? If you try spreading refrigerated butter, you just get perforated bread.
CakeShapedPie
I keep my spreading butter at room temperature. Always have. Never gotten sick from it
SherMattLockSmith
..And it is you squeezing the handle that applies pressure to dispense it.
Denanana
I'm really bad at the internet could you post a link to this from your research?
PballQhead
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/11379/butter-spreaders.html
Cole2999
SherMattLockSmith
I can't seem to find it, but I remember it was years ago and I can surmise that it is no longer sold because keeping butter at room (1)
Denanana
That's okay! Thank you for answering!!! ?
SherMattLockSmith
(2) Temperature or warm enough to dispense like that with a simple plunger in the handle would violate food safety guidelines. At the time..
massholesome
I swear it was cheese.
stercusmoriturussum
I fail to see any good bread here.
Denvercoder09
*swoon*
PERRYthePlatpus
It’s good because it has the butter
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
*laughs in German*
DeanGulberri1
Why are you so sour, tho?
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
*dough
grezmos
There all good breads Bront!
Josiahkf
Well then Post better bread than that!
wintercoat
I'm sorry. Are you gatekeeping bread? What kinda person gatekeeps bread of all things?
Evilgerman3000
Germans
WeaponizedJerk
If you make a post talking about good bread then link it with a gif of shitty looking bread, you'll get those kind of remarks.
wintercoat
Good is subjective. While you may not think the bread in the gif is good, there are no doubt plenty of people who would disagree with you.
WeaponizedJerk
Lol no man, there's such a thing as "objectively bad". It often rhymes with "industrially produced".
WeaponizedJerk
If people disagree with me on that, then they simply don't know any better. I don't necessarily hold it against them, but it's a fact.
bannockburn1981
Weird seeing my bread in the wild.
CloakerJosh
It's alright, man. There's room in the world for all kinds of bread.
CompletelyOrginal
Thank you, we knead a voice of reason here.
AntiProtonBoy
There’s only two kinds of bread. Good bread and shit bread. Op poster the latter.
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[deleted]
fakehugs
Good breads on both sides
OrangeFlavours
This is just massed buttered bread, hardly good bread and fresh butter
RichardHanna
Fuck off bud, I was raised on this!
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
evangrumling5
But it is still cool to watch
Idontneedrealfacts
All bread is good bread Bront!
TwoCheese
Definitely not true
Idontneedrealfacts
maybe not to you hoity-toity twocheese having upper crust haves, but us real world day to day joes got a different story Mr. Moneybags
Grenced
Don't know what you just said but I support it ?