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Jul 12, 2020 4:16 PM
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IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
What kind of fucked up acid trip am I looking at, here?
DomZombie
CakeEarthers
ongabonga
the cake is a real
qtRaven
That gun won't fire in space...
squirreltactics
No, I'm pretty sure the cake was a lie.
shinagami091
Why does this come to mind?
Pokedmeinthecoconut
The cake is a lie.
Jackyllk93
i can accept it being made of cake. But there better not be fondant on there or so help me.
minibois
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Lies, but universe is cake though
LordNergal
SkynetAnnihilation
YuffieK
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4d/17/42/4d174291454641af29df6064225b61c1.jpg
LordNergal
coastwood
tchoukiwalimou
The cake is a lie !
LordNergal
Udstolpe
Cake is a lie!
TheLastPotato1
The cake is a lie
TheViking333
Im sure there is an SCP about this somehow
Xaldyn
prepbatman
@OP alpalled? Were you going for appalled, or am I missing a joke?
IveBeenOnHereForHours
Yeah someone explain to my dumb friend here
punmastery
A lot of layers to this conspiracy.
Grimmrog
no, actually just one, layered cake looks different
Bossco20
How's he gonna shoot him when there's no air in space?
LordNergal
This seems like a stupid question, but flash-evaporation of gun oil or vacuum welding are problems in space.
Jackyllk93
wouldn't the gun being Blued solve the vaccuum weld problem?
LordNergal
Good question. I'll see if I can find an answer. My immediate guess would be "no" due to a lack of covering the entire gun.
Danoweb
... is the astronaut with a gun from Ohio?
DreamingOfDistantShores
It's all Ohio. Always has been.
MissivesFromTheTower
With all the things we've had this year, this month I'm going with... The cake is July.
LordNergal
NerdyPegger
BOOOOOOOOOOO... take your upvote.
WhatsThatOnTheFloor
IAmCaptainAmericaIRL
Yeah, it took me a minute... I had to come back, but I got it lol.
PeregrinFalconPunch
Why is one wearing an American flag and the other an Ohio flag?
ScourgeOfAges
Because the original version of this form of this meme was, "Wait it's all Ohio?"
MisoBeno
Because the space program is run by a cabal of Ohioans who are the true keepers of the terrible secret of space.
superanth
This...is actually possible. A disproportionate number of astronauts are in fact from Ohio.
LordNergal
TurtIeproof
Flat Earthers were right all along, Globeheads BTFO: Earth is flat layers of birthday cake.
jesusisherelookbusy
ravenfool
Yay Dress to Kill
linearcore
Uh...I'll have the cake please.
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
Well, we're out of cake. We only had 3 bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?
linearcore
So my choice is "or death"? Well, I'll have the...chicken then.
jesusisherelookbusy
“Would you like a white wine? Thank you for flying Church of England.”
synthecious
*grandaayyy*
FreebaseCatnip
It goes deeper
FvckPoliticalPosts
I would love an edit of imgur-cake getting cut in half
SlightlyDodgy
type1eagle
The cake is a lie
apollo1983
Dude. Illuminati, Mossad, AFLCIO, and Greenpeace are coming for you now. Better run!
kepattRunner
michaelbishop
Prob a guy behind me with a gun right n--- *gets cut in half by cake knife*
BigFatBobbie
LordNergal
PerdySavvy
This really takes the cake.
steve77777777
Pantallideth
Double dipping I see...
XVUltima
OP wants to have their cake and eat it, too.
IWillBeProctoringTheImgur
but is it glockolate cake?
livefreenburkhard
But is the icing worth the slice? Was the juice worth the squeeze?
iDontKnowAllYourSecrets
,
BeerAndChips
EmperorZerbo
Blackrain39
https://swordscomic.com/media/Swords178t.png
CitizenClam
Breximus
So there is potential the moon is made of cheese? I always figured it just has a layer of dust accumulated on the top, like a galactic rind.
orbitn
It's one of those molten core cakes though... mmm chocolate
RingwormCowboy
It is, Wallace and Grommit made a documentary about it.
LordNergal
TheRussMartinShow
What if I told you that the moon were made of barbecue spare ribs? Would ya eat it then??! Heck, I’d have seconds!
diamondcardboard
delicious radioactive cheese
PirateRubberDuck
Maybe. We can be sure that there at least some cheese on the moon though.
RandomTurd
But what if it were made of bbq spareribs?
DuineSgith
Okay, I'm gonna need a Saturn V rocket, a lunar lander module 1b gallons of Rioja, and some oat cakes roughly the size of Texas.
WorrierOfAsgard
Galactic Rind is going to be the name of my new powermetal band
jegerikkedansk
Doesn't taste like Wensleydale...
ChloeRed
Just remember to clean up after yourself!
ShadeFawks
Nope it's cheesecake
LordNergal
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Always has been ???
thundercactus
cream cheese frosting!
LordNergal