ProfessorJamie
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Apr 9, 2018 9:25 PM
ProfessorJamie
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dropeleven
this is an atrocious post and you should be ashamed
TangoIndiaAlpha
You're not evil, just a cunt with too much time on your hands.
invaliduserformat
I would film inside the house to see wtf, see the laser beaming from his side and then introduce the guy to my fist.
TudorSpatariu
Evil? No. POS? Yes
myr14d
Fun and games til the owners has that cat euthanized.
northerngermany
I'm glad that this is just a repost. But thinking of it: What an a-hole.
Jackboot77
you are a class A jerk, but im sure you are pleased with urself.
dmay1210
You are an evil , mutant blob. A festering oozing pustule blight on the landscape of humanity.
boomchacle
no, you're just a guy who likes to vandalize other people's property without bothering to go into their house.
JetMarks
Sounds like destruction by proxy. Less evil, more cowardly.
Salvad0R
until he finds out and acquires this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyUh_xSjvXQ
Timtimtimtimtimtimtim
Geez, that thing can draw in all the pussy in the world.
DeputyChiefJudgeFish
Sick Diamond Head/Metallica riffing ensues.
HormonalWoman
I hope you are prepared to break into their home if a cat gets caught around the next. Those blinds are awful.
Walfas
I hope the laser reflects off the glass and blinds you.
squip
Not cool.
triplegay
Yeah? Well I just trusted a fart and boom. Diarrhea. I’m not bragging about it on the internet.
mickeypain
While driving someone shined a laser from a car behind me and hit my rear view mirror on to my face. EVIL.
Retromorphic
I shine my lazer pen directly into neighbours eyes, while he is sleeping, while leaning over him, while he's tied down, while I masterbate.
insanitywolfismysaneside
Am I evil? I am man. YES I AM!
majortool
Was looking for this comment.
crazysnarpi
As I watched my mother die, I lost my head!!
illtaketheringtomordor
As I watched my mother die, I lost my head. Revenge now I sought, to break with my bread. Taking no chances, you come with me. etc
Fluxghost
Fuck you for harming other lives for your fun. The world would be better off if you could mature. How did this get to the front page?
Janusha
In todays episode of "shit that never happened"
PabloDiabloman
Why would anyone upvote this?
Falanxzealot
Because every day we're reminded that Imgur is chock full of shitheels, even if this is bullshit.
ecnelisz
nah just an asshole.
LordFancington
Diamondhead!
thehungryguy
\m/
Benter91
Am I eeeevilllll??? Yes I am!
TheOneTrueOpinion
My mother was a witch
OlMuskybackatitagain
eddewarde
You should confess and kill yourself.
altimassuck
Nope. Just an asshole. However you can stop doing or and try to do something good for them
Dewkai
"comedy"
zeacorzeppelin10
kickjazzthechodewrangler
This is the kinda irl troll I can get behind.
wolf387465
he will ultimately just cause trouble to the animal... you are real dumb fuck, if you can get behind this (so is op)
tilerd
I was kinda annoyed by this.. but then I thought.. yeah.. they think the animal is a piece of shit.. I agree with you now. Poor cat.
benayises
Causing property damage to others? Okay brb torching my neighbor's picnic table
surewhynotok
*sips tea* a lovely pass time
JokeDestroyer
Epic prank bro!
SquatttingDog
Are you going to torch it with a laser pointer? You must have a pretty big magnifying glass!
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
You're going to be why that cat gets put down.
jimjong1
So you're saying to that OP might get redemption?
barf1189
he did say he was evil
thefeckamisigningupwithfacebook
Evil? No. Egotistical, and a dick? Yep.
azurevin
Might be, let's hope not. Obligatory #FuckYouOP.
LuffyFett
ticklefartmagoo
Ouch dark reality
RealEnglishRage
yourewelcomee
The neighbors have cctv
Runswithscissorsss
Username checks out
BenBenson
Yeah, I loath Jamies too
z3lfmoord
Perfect.
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
Please. My cat could steal my wallet and use my cc on amazon and I would never get rid of him!
vulturedoors
My best friend sighed and got some sturdy blinds the cats couldn't wreck.
MandaloreTheDefiler
My blinds are wood and the cats still trash them
dunkerbsd
So everybody wins?!
Watchtheadventuresofpeteandpete
I’ll never understand hate like that. If you don’t like something leave it alone. It’s not funny it’s sick.
alecdshope
Maybe that's the plan.
korvkiosk
GracieLouiseBeantoe
Or dumped in a shelter.
Suavesuaverson
If that did happen, it'd be a great way to get a playful cat
iHaveAthingForPineapples
This was exactly my thought and quickly went to the comments to make sure someone had already said it
PandraPierva
And that's when you adopt the kitty and player laser tag with it for the rest of time
Vercci
So put down.
Alfadorfox
Or blinded by getting a laser shined in their eyes.
Engnineere
Red is below the blink threshold for non permanent damage. Green is right at the blink threshold for permanent damage. Blue+ is permanent.
LJCobb
Now if only we knew which colour OP was using
HappyTheKangaroo
You’re doing gods work
oneofthecalled
Upvote this and downvote the post!
swatdattwat
I got it wrong and I'm to lazy to fix it. You did this to yourself
PapaCake
Don't tell me how to spend my internet points.
NerdyBird92
Downvote this comment.
oneofthecalled
Oh, by all means, downvote my comment, keep the kitties alive
Armyguy8382
That poor tortured kitty.
Timtimtimtimtimtimtim
This dog probably has it worse
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Holy shit that's cruel to the pup
JollyRogarrgh
WoodMeister
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curmudgeon91
Phone in pocket?
ArkOfCat
Bro did you have a stroke?
OutOfContextSci
You got too stoned here, friend. But I feel ya.
restos
DetectiveGaff
Go on
Isuckedalotofpenisforthisname
Just for info this is probably a drug drop point. I dunno the link doesn’t exist
OutOfContextSci
The profile description says he browses super stoned so I think he was just lost in wonderland lol
Isuckedalotofpenisforthisname
I saw one like it and the link was to an image of a little ditch by a road. So that’s why I figure its drop points.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Yeah I agree 100%
LXA591
Why because it’s entertained?
rollerskateorgies
No, because the owners are going to put it in a shelter for continually wrecking shit and then it's going to be put down.
Kittynomnoms
Aren't laser pointers also stressful for cats if you use them too much?
iPutTheAssInClass
Can you just chill? Jesus fuck. It’s going to go to a shelter and get put down??? It didn’t kill a baby it ruined blinds.
LXA591
Or they will realize it’s a fucking cat and cats fuck up blinds all the time
PenisOfDeath
Or... they take it to a shelter. People often get pets with little to no research and then get rid of it when it turns out to be too much.