My brother freaks girls out on Tinder

May 10, 2013 12:27 AM

DishonestAbe

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His Tinder profile

Here are some of his posts

Be direct

Set the ground rules

Filter by music taste

Don't be a slore

Competition sparks desire

Everyone loves the environment

His tumblr: http://www.tinderlove.tumblr.com
His twitter: @thetinderlover

Oh my gosh I'm dying I'm laughing so hard right now. You should post more! If there is any..

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where does your brother meet girls? Im sorry this post brings out the beast in me

13 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

The last one flushed out the laughs in me.... I'll see my way out.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also like freaking people out on Tinder. Your brother and I should be friends.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have the best conversations on this app.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

awesome sauce.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesse wants the D

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is amazing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is one great writer. I, too, vicariously live through electronics...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd be so down for calling him Eddard Stark under the sheets, as long as I don't have to be Catelyn. Maybe Daenerys.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP's brother should date Jesse, stat!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know what this service is, but it looks delicious.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your brother... He is me. He gets me... My social ineptitude, my mannerisms, my dick si- wait, what?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your brother is someone I can see myself having beers with.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your "brother"....right, DishonestAbe

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What the hell?! I can't even get anyone to respond to me on tinder :(

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the feedback guys. My brother was really nervous for me to post this

13 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

some of the funniest, original jokes ive seen. very well done

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

You can give your brother my number. This was some funny shit.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

OH MY GOD HE'S AMAZING. MORE.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

this needs to be on the front fuckin page right fuckin now omfg....oh my fuckin god.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You know... the sex on the first date response is really clever.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0