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Nov 9, 2013 12:02 AM
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Leonon
Cat in backpack: "Call the police!"
xyzes
HER BODY WILL LIE IN THE THE CHAMBER OF CHAMBER FOREVER SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED
cerseilannisterscheekbones
Panini Grill is locked & loaded for Monday.
StamosatmyFuneral
Given that the girl is wearing jeans, I'm going to say that this is pose and she wasn't actually crawling.
Chiefbloodhoof
For the first few I assumed that this all happened in the same school... I"m actually going to continue believing this.
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ourari
Hold on, they use facial recognition? Funny accidents aside, why would they even need this?
Stormblade
For speed. The photographer attaches the student name to the photo and lets the program crop it while he takes more pictures.
anstalten
Poor cat
lori1119
When I was in 1st grade, I tried to take my cat to school in a paper shopping bag. We didn't get very far.
torpido
When I was a kid I put my cat in a build-a-bear box...turns out the front door works veeerrrry well...
Kobito
When I was a kid my sister and I once smuggled our guinea pigs through air security and flew with them from Brussels to Rome (and back).
MonserrSans2
And fill them with bodies.
undercovergiraffe
I like turtles
ithoughtihadtosignupthroughtwitter
Yeah dont put animals in backpacks... Why did that need to be said?
Ramenth
Because its a child in elementary school that doesn't know the difference.
BDSMBlooddoll
I just wonder how the rest of the day went for that kid and that cat.
AndrewFurniss
I say this every time that picture appears on here, thats a sandwich toaster
DrEllisD
are we just not going to talk about the fact that THAT IS NOT A GLADIATOR BATTLE?!?!?
ScruffyLookinScoundrel
Gonna say, gladiators don't fight like that :|
Smoothicus
Does it matter?
neatomagneto
Tis also not a George Foreman grill, but who's keepin' score?
wheelbkb
I was hoping somebody else would notice that. I don't want to be the only history nerd.
Maneto370
There is no shame in that
lori1119
I thought the same thing! It's a phalanx, right? Perhaps they were learning about Ancient Greek battle formations.
DrEllisD
yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what it is. famous for its use by the Spartans I believe
GarageNG
I looked for this comment as soon as I saw that photo.
pinecone
Yes, this was all I could think of >:(
RMCora
They're probably going to need counseling, once they find out that the cake is a lie.
dr01mart
10/10 would try to ride the human turtle
patd1992
My senior year, for a history class, we had to teach freshmen something about the Renaissance. I taught fencing with nerf swords in the gym.
JeanChretien
IM A TURTLE
BDSMpickle
Who needs grief counselling if there is cake?
emiliapond
Because the cake is a lie.
JonSnowNotedWindmillExpert
That's not a George Foreman grill, that's a jaffle iron.
minimallism
These are awesome.
JoBiscaia
Those are not gladiator battles. That's probably the reenactment of the Battle of Marathon or any battle between Sparta and Athens.
rfmrsnip
Thank you so much. That stood out to me too
breakalime
That is not a George Foreman grill; It's a regular toasted sandwich maker.
OriginalWadjet
I feel bad for any students expecting actual cake
ninmonkey
Cake used to be slang for a blowjob.
Gingerkid05
SOMEONE HELP THAT POOR CAT! HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL GOT STUFFED INTO HELL!
schizophrenicshoppingcartwheel
i like the last one. /puts a saddle on/ AT DAWN WE CRAWL~
LoopStricken
"Puts a saddle on" is it now? Kinky.
Corrodias
Well, one reason she might be doing this is having been instructed to by a dominant sexual partner. I don't want to think about that.
BeardKhan
I feel like that's the perfect level of crazy like, not just CRAZY, just GOOD crazy.
TheLateLateShow
Late arrival reason: Was riding my turtle to school.
schizophrenicshoppingcartwheel
tortoise!
betamale
Late arrival reason: Was giving my human a ride to school.
PissinExcellenceSince1987
Late arrival reason: was stuck behind a turtle giving a student a ride to school.
ladytits
My favorite is the cat in the backpack. That is fucking hilarious.
WhiterThanWonderBread
His expression is like "Help Me!"
p4r4n0ik4
That was my least favorite, mainly because I thought of how stressful that would be for the cat and it made my lulz go away. :-/
ladytits
Yes, that part is sad, but the look on the cat's face in the photo just made me laugh. And then I felt bad for the fur baby.
Kriegs
if i saw someone writing on the mirrors i would cry and plead for them to stop because that shit is a pain in the ass to clean up
FemgineerDeltaConagher
My mom is a custodian for the school district. That shit is asinine if someone else has to clean it.
Kriegs
yep i'm a custodian too, and it's not fun cleaning up after kids who deliberately make a huge mess
Wiffleballtony
Shoot, I'd bring a George Forman grill to school. Grilled cheese for everyone!!
theillustrativeman
It's not plugged in though :(
suve
In my uni, someone once brought a sandwitch maker to a lecture. And I was wondering "what's that tasty ham-like smell?"...
iamthisguy247
But it's not a George Forman, it's Sandwich Maker, you can tell by the shape of the grills.
TheyGotTheMustardOut
I'm pretty sure that's a Rival from WalMart. Cause I have the same thing. Heaven, really.
DrArtemis117
In Australia we call that a jaffle iron.
iamthisguy247
What's a jaffle?
DrArtemis117
It's like a toasted sandwich except the edges are sealed shut.
YourWarmBody
We call them tosti (or plural: tosti's) :3
iamthisguy247
Okay, I love those and eat them all of the time, just never had a word for them. You Aussies are better at naming things I think.
EmilyJemily
THAT IS MY LIBRARIAN, or was I graduated from that high school earlier this year
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EmilyJemily
My sister is actually the one who posted the original photo you can see my comment on that as well if you look through my comment section :P
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EmilyJemily
I get territorial over my librarian, I was her assistant and we got really close soooo yeah haha
DuneMafia
Ma'am, you're still high from all the drugs you took in high school.
AStainlessSteelRat
A semicolon would do wonders for your comment's readability.
EmilyJemily
true! shoulda coulda woulda
NotWithABangButAWhimper
That is so cool. Does she know she's Internet famous?
EmilyJemily
right after this had gotten famous (2/2)
EmilyJemily
She totally knows! If you google "Book reaper" on her computer all the links have been clicks haha, and her son did a report on reddit (1/2)
isionshyproper
this just reminds me that my high school was just full of drugs... i wish we had gladiator battles in the gym
VinnieJonesDiary
I got to do something similar in University, it was looking at hoplite tactics, it was being recorded for someone's PhD, pretty fun...
Arceus
Mine was filled with drugs, gang members were Freshman/Sophomores, had a couple teachers have sexual relations with students...
NZsmartass
My classics class had a few reenactments... probably video somewhere of it
OfficialBenderRodriguez
THAT IS MY SCHOOL! I can see my bald teacher! Forest Hills Central!
thatsbadass
Reminds me of a post from TheChive
snuffaluffaluff
We just had married teachers cheating in a janitor closet, a mom with a daughter on the volleyball team sleeping with a teammate 1/2
snuffaluffaluff
married PTA mom arrested for statutory rape of football players, & two teachers getting caught having sex in a car on school grounds 2/2
snuffaluffaluff
Oh and a girl caught giving head under the lunch table...which led to them dividing the cafeteria boys on one side and girls on the other
chickenwingking
If they were taking the right kind of drugs, your school would totally have gladiator battles in gym.
Internetrovert
My school had gladiator battles.. though that may have been the LSD.
WhiterThanWonderBread
Our JCL had gladiator battles, complete with bitchin' foam duct tape weapons.
justresearching
If I had gladiator battles in my high schools I wouldn't have had time to do drugs :P
meddlinpenguin
You forgot the sex.
CountVorkosigan
I had to dig WWI trenches in Middle School.
ninmonkey
And fill them with bodies.
CountVorkosigan
You think I'm joking? That's cute. My history teacher won an award for it and everything.
SIRxKAIU
Look up belegarth. I petitioned my school do let us do it and they did. I still do it now and im 24. Much fun and never too late to have fun
57x28mm
Mine had gladiator battles. You know, all except for the gladiator part. And the battle. We did nothing interesting.
theillustrativeman
I think that's actually Phantom Regiment practicing their Sparticus show.
CoeusDarksoul
Yeah, I know the feeling... "Gym" for schools in South Philly was running through the ghetto before the drug dealers woke up at 3:30pm :(
UnrealPie
I went to school in Detroit...
icookfoodandfightfire
mine too, i had a teacher get arrested duringh my freshman year for selling coke to the students and my principle got arrested for DUI
MadeByRockets
Thats nothing... In my town our art teacher was arrested for having a fugitive husband and having a meth lab in her house...
HerroDer
My female gym teacher got arrested while drunk and peed in the middle of the street in protest of the police
SexandViolence
My town was so small we never fired or arrested teacher when they sold drugs or molested students. Fun place to grow up.
jasiony
My calc teacher won the lottery.
K0R0I0Z
lol wtf
ImFromImgurYourArgumentIsInvalid
Our science teacher ran off with his teacher's pet in a gay love relationship. We never saw either again...
yules
I dont care what anyones says that is beautiful
ImFromImgurYourArgumentIsInvalid
LOLOLOL
ImFromImgurYourArgumentIsInvalid
true story, guys - I'm not making it up - Piner High School Santa Rosa, CA 2001-2002
ninmonkey
I thought you meant the class pet at first
ImFromImgurYourArgumentIsInvalid
lol No just the pretty boy that sat up at his desk literally everyday.
gypsyacidqueen
Two teachers were arrested for child pornography and indecent exposure at my school. Separate incidents.