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Scarlett Johansson
Fun fact: the verb "cleave" is an antonym of itself. It means to split, as well as to stick together. I just imagine a Scooby Doo episode where they use "let's cleave" instead of "let's split up, gang" and the characters just stand around paradoxically wondering if they should now separate or stay together.
markisongames
You crafty son of a gun.. +1
ivegottwolegs
Anyone else feel that these are predictable now? Can we move on to another trend?
FriedMashedPotatoes
Listen here, you little shit...
TellYerMom9
I want to see her axe wound
xvilemx
It's got herpes, but still would.
ZorkFox
No rocks? Fuck you, @OP!
BastilleToad
One of these things is not like the other
GatekeeperHS
The hottest cleavage, cell cleavage:
BeefQueef
Scrolled down for this
DrPepperHas24Flavors
Stop it.... Stop it please.... My penis can only get do erect...
LookIt75
Do true, do true
Hasaan
Pretty obvious tbh, no post that's actually titled "12 great examples of cleavage" would get upvoted.
Shauzia
DeepFreeze187
Came for the tits. Stayed for the wood. Wait...wut?
BobTheGoon
I prefer #1. Not sure why. Just speaks to a need, desire, and aching in my soul.
n0n53n53
Thesproinkening
Am I the only one who's severely disappointed the last one isn't a gif?
blessedarethecheesemakers
Imagejackson
Lumpy1Toucan
No cleavage of minerals. -1
FilledWithBlood
Loaded the last two images just in case
firefighter26
You can't be too sure once you've invested the time to get all the way to the bottom.
NoRagerts
ultravioletultraviolence
is that a seamless fucking loop?
NoRagerts
Yes.
kmikl
Yes.
Budiey
Stinyboy
This is what solid posts are made of, +1 good sir.
MissSpelledTattoo
ultravioletultraviolence
I challenge that. I think solid posts are usually of wood not cleft, but rather a smaller trunk smoothed out (if it's a round post anyway)
Stinyboy
Blast it. Good point. I suppose it would have been better to say that posts CAN be made this way. Although the pun wouldn't have worked.
coffeekopf
kmikl
Self-healing door!
papermakinmofo
#6 is my favorite. Multi-Cleavage!
sosofosho
#6 What causes the inner layers to be darker than the newer growth on the outer layers?
CutOutTheFuckery
TheTedyouhaventmet
The dark stuff is the heartwood, it's dead and serves only to provide structure. The outer stuff is still alive and transporting nutrients.
PetuniasFromMagrathea
You. I like you.
takeasneededforpain
Came for the breasts, left with knowledge.
Nezkith
Qronik
I think you've struck a cord.
sysadm1n
I feel like you would have more upvotes if more people knew the word cord in this context.
Qronik
You're probably correct . Kids today don't have to stack cords of wood for winter heat . i miss fireplaces.
MissSpelledTattoo
Posted of my own accord
Arsikere
as have i posted... something... accord
OneIsGladToBeOfService
Another example of great cleavage
DoctorTurkTurkleton
Another one https://imgur.com/OTWSFT7
darthveda
Ah yes, the joke I made incessantly in Geology.
IfTheresTwoThingsIKnowInLifeItsHowToUnderDeliver
Was hoping after boobs and wood this would be pictured 3rd
Francesfarmers
Damn you beat me to it
XanCrews
Mmm! Mmm mmm mmm...
Benito92
This is what I wanted in this post
Stratum408
stylinchilibeans
Gneiss...
justanotherpeon
I scrolled down hoping to see this joke.
droptableusers
Nice. Saw cleavage, got wood.
ComehereAreyouticklish
Up, you go!
chrisnumbers
Saw wood, get cleavage?
Combatmatt
No saw, ax.
DeusExMagikarp
This is why I'm here. Shitposts and puns.
meeeeeeep444444
shakedownblues
daneenz
This is under appreciated
n0n53n53
AllThingsNeat
TheDreadPirateRobinSparkles
RoryPainter
Like your thinking
GenderNeutralApacheAttackHelicopter
Soak your logs in wood
Gink0
soak logs in wood
HarryHenryHarry
welcome to Thailand!
LookIt75
YeOldFartsniffer
Holy beep
PhilTheGoron
thundercuntsroar
Your hat isn't the only thing hard here.
lilo275
ThaddeusHamlet
@iseenipple
CringeMetal
https://imgur.com/1l1uDnp.jpg
n0n53n53
funkmoth
@iseeareola
DutchWhiskyLover
Good one sir! Can't have enough upvotes..
itellyouhwhatthatboyaintright
DiamondJB1911
As a geologist, I'm troubled by the lack of minerals.
Epyos
What about vespene?
venomlash
came here to say that.
WoodworkingIsLife
MelodiousDissonance
THANK YOU! I was mentally naming off every kind of cleavage I could think of about to grab a book to verify!
kriminy
Jesus Christ, Marie, they're... Oh.
CaverExtrordinaire
Geochemist here, same dude, same
BrontTheGoodBoy
Jesus Chri-Oh wait, never mind. Have a good day.
CthulhuNyth
NOT ENOUGH MINERALS
ScruffyNerfHerder89
Some minerals would have been really gneiss.
YeOldFartsniffer
Am the only one wanting to see a Warcraft arena cleave in here?
ImHereToGetDownvotes
As a regular person, I was also hoping for minerals.
Andalite
Do you crave that mineral?
UNDE4DBEAST187
Thank you when i saw this i was expecting some shale or something.
brb4ever
DAMN IT, MARIE!
copperhead
The lack of slatey cleavage is indeed disturbing
TallDude
Was expecting some as well.
BigJT
WHERE'S THE F'N FLUORITE, OP?
zebardyn
ChiLLeCheeze
Geological cleavages make me rock hard.
badpetrock
As another geologist. Right? Where's the mica?
BrontTheGoodBoy
Jesus Chri-Oh wait, never mind. Have a good day.
UrKungFuNoGood
geological cleavage is like crack to me! /ducks
Helsbels
As a biochemist, I'm troubled by the lack of proteolysis.
gonzar09
I figured that this post was going to involve at least some rocks. Sadly, disappointed.
LikeABonerInSweatpants
Gniess
kmikl
GNEISSS
AbacusFinch
As a biologist, I'm troubled by the lack of cellular reproduction
jamesgreene
Honestly came to complain about the lack of minerals. What the schist is up with that
MelodiousDissonance
Well it wasn't very gnisse of them for sure:(
DogBoobs
Well, as a "doctor" i'm troubled by the lack of mamaries
kmikl
The ones that are there are, in fact, spectacular.
AbacusFinch
As a biologist, I'm troubled by the lack of cellular reproduction
PoweredbyOSengine
Why was this downvoted? Cleavage is one of the steps to cell division.
AbacusFinch
Oh shit I accidentally double posted. I accept my fate
TheStaffmaster
shh, I'm down here to make a test: #5 #6 #7
knotshittingyou
'right then, Tommy. Show us you got the minerals
DangerousIdeas
Read in the voice and accent
whatshouldilabelmyself
A snatch reference, impressive? Im hungry, those sausages done?... 5 minutes turkish! But it was 3 minutes 5 minutes ago?!
DangerousIdeas
So fresh in my mind, the accent and everything
knotshittingyou
we've lost gorgeous george