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DirkAnger23
Still better than Top Gear America.
EliMFrost
ixcellreaper
leblanc? can someone photoshop him in leblanc cloths please ill pay you with hugs?
ubbodagr8
top gear (new cast) just isn't the same anymore with those 3 old clowns.
Hybris51129
Sabine Schmitz doesn't deserve to be attached to this hollowed out husk of a car show, nether does the Stig for that matter.
MyPenisLooksLikeACamel
check Matt!
MagnificentTurd
Clarkson, Hamster and Captain Slow made this show. Without them there is no Top Gear.
majorityrules
nothing about the new show was good. Lots of echo in the studio, crappy editing, cinematography was not as good and the challenge was weak.
chrisc95
Chris Evans is not very good either, that's quite a problem
tnee16
Seriously, though: the new Top Gear is going to be GOD AWFUL
LeadByBadExample
Only if you want it to.
Stupidpeoplearestpid
This is pretty liberal language coming out of 4chan
WhimsicalCalamari
yeah, the guy said "black". very progressive for them
Maboroshi1994
and they only said "gay" this time.
KronaSamu
Bobert6385
It's a little cringy with Matt LeBlanc, it doesn't feel natural.
Duraxis
You're getting an upvote just for the username
mrdelfino
Who cares
uglylulface
I like the way stig is keeping distance
AntiCircleJerker
How small is your dick that you'd support racist bigot Clarkson's crusade to kill Top Gear? The new cast is funny. So what if you sit to pee
NicePotatoes
roxstr
Probably won't watch it. All hail Clarkson, Hammond and Captain Slow!!!
AFatalFlaw
I went into it wanting to give it a chance. But it was painfully awful. Extra gear with Chris Harris was much better though
cyclegaz
The banter between Harris and Reid was fantastic. Really those two with LeBlanc would have been a fantastic cast.
TheKappaHimself
Wouldn't recommend it, I thought it might be okay but really Chris Evans was so painful to watch there's not a chance I'm watching it again
Bootsy81
Ditto. Matt LeBlanc was surprisingly good though, I thought he'd suck as a presenter but he was actually pretty decent. Made Evans look crap
whatspaulplayingtoday
LeBlanc is quite charismatic, and has a deep love of cars.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
The cast is just tooo big, they're obviously trying to compensate for weak personalities, but it's watering them further down.
cyclegaz
If you watch the format the cast is small for each show. With Evans and LeBlanc being the main presenters of the main show.
cyclegaz
then 1 or two of the other guys are in it for a few sections. Harris and Reid host an after show called extra gear, which was actually good!
OhLongJohnson
If they replaced Chris Evans with Rowan Atkinson it would be beautiful
tibetansandfox
what
tibetansandfox
oh now i get it. Chris Evans is one of the dudes (I'm guessing gay one). I thought you were talking about Captain America wow
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Could he BE any more rare?
missionshill
the beauty of top gear was watching three old men doing dumb dad things with a large budget
Icecold11111
You can watch them on amazon with 4x the budget in the near future
Thyton
A large budget, of exactly 1500 pounds to buy and old used car.
Teesea
So Last of the Summer Wine but with money.
nefelibatacomingthrough
I wouldn say dad things but otherwise like you said. POWWEEER! oh cock.
PetahOsiris
I think it had a bit of that "oh dad stop it, you're embarrassing me" sense about it sometimes.
abcgfe12
And now it's a bunch of minorities trying to get in easy audience numbers.
Abrausedteleprot
The BBC is pretty leftie, the fact that 3 middle-class white dudes managed to host a successful show for so long was a bit of a mystery
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
That's the attitude that will cause the new one to suck. Modern TV, including BBC, doesn't care about the best cast, but the most diverse.
NotaClipaMagazine
It's not a mystery at all. People liked it because it was a good show. The fact that they were all old white guys had nothing to do with it.
Abrausedteleprot
no, the mysery is how it managed to survive the BBC's internal politics for so long
Camelspotting
I think Matt Leblanc would've been a great addition
almostsomething182
The original crew loved him. He appeared a few times
seeriktus
He's gotta be expensive, probably there to cater to the American audience
NotWelcomehere
Isn't he fairly popular in Jolly Old England? Show with Steven Mangin and Tamsin Greig I think.....uuuuhhhhh fuck what's it called?!?
NotWelcomehere
Had to google it, Episodes.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Fantastic show!
Sm9yCg
Does it have the ugly bloke who insults everyone? No? than it's just another sorry excuse of a crap show.
Ralter3
I watched the new one, Matt LeBlanc was throwing insults left and right. Apparently they can say assholes on BBC.
Maboroshi1994
why would you expect them not to be able to? if it was after 9pm all bets would be off.
Ralter3
Conservative censoring in American has me brainwashed.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
I think the ginger ("gay" in the 4chan list) is going to be that one. And it will be forced and unamusing.
CaptainBruceSea
It's like a person you kinda know, but don't really like, running around wearing the bloody removed face of a dear friend pretending it's1/2
CaptainBruceSea
It's the same old fun but it's really not... It's really not
tinytyrant
Sabine Schmitz.. check her on the Nurburgring, her ovaries are bigger than ALL of our nuts put together.
jimmythehat1
yeah, she's the only one on the cast that actually makes me consider watching the show. She was on the German Top Gear too.
EzdEzd
She was only on the new show, (with that short screen time) who did say what she thinks. Others read the script. So sad...
Abrausedteleprot
I don't speak german but her swearing at the transit van did things to me im not proud of..
jimmythehat1
yeah, if I ever went to the Nurburgring, i'd want her to drive me around
cyclegaz
Worth watching Extra Gear. Chris Harris and Rory Reid were awesome!!
AccordMoanEye
Eddie Jordan isn't a jew, and Chris Evans isn't gay, he was married to Billie Piper. This makes no sense.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Chris is just in denial, otherwise would still be married with kids.
FuckKnows
Yeah I know right, she could do SOOO much better. And I don't even mean me.
HeyItsHerrTrigger
its 4chan. . .
Bootsy81
Eddie Jordan has money and that's enough to qualify him as a Jew in 4chan land.
Jusmar
Billie is a beard
TheBentPianist
I've yet to watch the first episode but if it features Chris Harris on the reg I'm in. His YouTube channel is really good.
FloppyDoggyEars
Chris Harris is only on the "Extra Gear" show on BBC 3 this week. The main show was utter crap but Chris Harris and the Rory guy were good.
FloppyDoggyEars
But yeah Chris Harris is the man!
LevDavidovichBronstein
I enjoyed it. More of Matt though.
HughGarse
I liked Matt a lot, however Chris Evans was too much of an excitable child. He screeched too much for my liking. More Matt would be welcome.
CptFloridaMan
I know the show is scripted. But maybe ease off the jokes at random times. Feels scripted like porn.
HughGarse
Too right.
DondeEstanMisPantolones
But god knows how many stigs there are.
Fletch2
4.
Redbrickadam
Some say under his helmet, is another smaller helmet and under that is another helmet and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
TheSonOfAShepherd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAOo8nE8_Jg
OutrageousHemmorhoid
1) Stig of the Dump...
plainoldfool
I think there's been only three or four (three previous and the current fourth)
Leadfoot
Only one, when they get old they retire them in the sea.
plainoldfool
Or sue them for breach of contract (Ben Collins)
WhimsicalCalamari
bah gawd they're everywhere
corvak
There are fields of them, Stigs are not made, they are grown.
acertainjenesaisquoi
Technically only one. He just exists at multiple points within the same time.
mikeatike
It's not the Stuff, it's the Stigs ______ cousin!
HoodsBallsOnASkillet
Unga Bunga Stig? Big Stig?
blitherypoop
Your phone has betrayed you.
mikeatike
TR8or
mikeatike
Duck it, I give up.
herrau
Why is Matt LeBlanc in Top Gear?
MrsFX
Money
MrsFX
Y downvote?? Of course they pay him in peanuts or he doesnt get paid at all like any other major celebrity, movie stars r charity actors
Jusmar
He is actually a rather large gearhead and set some of the celebrity lap records IIRC.
herrau
Interesting. Didn't really think he'd be a gearhead.
Earan
I think you mean "petrolhead" mate, a gearhead is a junkie
MisterTrashPanda
Maybe across the pond, but in Freedomland it's called gearhead. *Bald eagle screech*
Earan
I think you mean "petrolhead" mate, a gearhead is a junkie
Jusmar
" a person who pursues mechanical or technological interests" http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gearhead
joe6paques
Women aren't a minority, either.
nopo
No, but the media treats them like one.
Randomguy405
Women also aren't people.
JohnnyTitelips
Depends on where you're talking about. Not sure which country this is taking place in, but men are a majority of the world population. 51.9%
JohnnyTitelips
And yes, I see the BBC logo, but the Top Gear of non-UK countries is broadcast on BBC as well. Plus Matt LeBlanc.
LilyF
This is the UK Top Gear now. They fired Clarkson but retained the rights to the show name.
cyclegaz
Clarkson never owned rights to the name. BBC first aired a show called top gear in 1977.
JohnnyTitelips
Ew
JanakoKurigawa
Yeh but do sommit without one and you'll get shit on for being sexist
joe6paques
... Because they're the majority.
BurnsDream
also bad at a majority
zeiss74
Somebody gets it.
JanakoKurigawa
Exactly.
SeniorCoolio
I dont understand, send help.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Women outnumber men.
JohnnyTitelips
... so what? That doesn't mean that you can't have all-one-sex things. Shit, look at daytime talk shows. I dare you to find a single penis.
thecactusfucker
*resists the urge to post Rosie O'Donnell*
thecactusfucker
*resists the urge to post Rosie O'Donnell*
JohnnyTitelips
Lol, nice.