GoodGuyGonzo
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Old bat boi
Full video https://fb.watch/3nB6BBlWHu/
Feb 1, 2021 10:45 AM
GoodGuyGonzo
142020
6818
41
Full video https://fb.watch/3nB6BBlWHu/
DonalDangerMaher
He doesn't even bat an eyelid....
nullrecord
That’s the equivalent of wheeling out grandpa in the wheelchair onto the beach and running him through the surf.
BatsAreAwesome
I approve this post
Injeanium
Username checks out.
floofnmeeps
Cute flying puppy
RicheTheBuddha
Does he have a friend called Waldorf?
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
Once
missymischief13
NiNinchBloodNinja
What a cute lil guy +1
agathos
MrItchyPantsPimpleEye
Bless his flappy little heart ?
imilkgoats
That’s a cute old bat
Godzillaismycat
Awww that's so sweet!
itzujones1
Wow
NotTheActualCharlieDay
The fact that he's an old man and named Statler is beyond amazing.
ConfettiPanda
I was just going to ask where’s Waldorf.
CorneliusCornwall
Nah man that's cool, I love crying about an old bat.
phukerstone
CorneliusCornwall
phukerstone
aburni
TL10
I WANT TO HOLD THE BABY.
Fuckweasel
Sky Puppy!!
Isometimestakethingsliterally
apoohneicie
Squee! Ear wiggles!!!
ToughTurtle
TIL pets look very pet able
ZNipple
Why does he have a condom in his mouth?
SmashySashimi
Rubber nipple?
APerfectlyNormalPieceOfToast
It's a nipple. When they're young they spend all thier time attached to their mother so not having one makes them really distressed/scared
HeadJamistan
Bottle nipple by the looks of it, just not attached to one atm.
LullabyJones
People who rescue bats are some of the nicest people on earth.
EidiliaThomas
Then I'm nice! I rescued a baby bat that was stuck in a barbed wire fence years ago. It thrashed but I managed without breaking the skin.
LullabyJones
You are among the nicest people I’ve met on the internet today, but to be fair, I did argue with some racists about whether it’s okay 1/
LullabyJones
To throw a 9yo girl into the snow, handcuff her and pepper spray her while she weeps for her day. It’s not okay but some folks think it is2/
LullabyJones
And they’re just out here using the laughy face reaction on Facebook because the girl is Black and what I’m saying is everyone should 3/
LullabyJones
Rescue more bats and spend less time hoping bad things happen to young Black children and I love you. 4/4
VelvetWarhol
APerfectlyNormalPieceOfToast
"Ummm, you've got a little something right.... right there...."
esosa233
Patient Zero.
Lackofcommonsense
I just saw how bats pee. His ding dong is on her forehead bragging the shit out of her
pareidoliaperson
Either Ginny married a vampire or Harry become a vampire.
TheAziz
Soo that's how Batwoman was made?
davezo
I actually thought that was Meredith from The Office. This is the only closest relevant gif I could find.
DisUsernameAmsDildos
Yeeeeeeah... nah.
DarkHollowDulcimers
ctotheg2
Attach him to a drone
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
FlatPlutoSociety
I knew this was going to be the response. Excellent.
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
I have no idea what happened to the image quality. :-( I searched for it on imgur, got the direct link to the image and used it.
FlatPlutoSociety
You copied the thumbnail link. If you see an Imgur link that ends in _d, delete that.
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
Thanks. I was on mobile at the time and had to do a google search to find the image on imgur and then copy the address to the imgur app.
ScatterJ0Y
People can be really cool. Helping a geriatric bat 'fly' around his rescue center. How sweet.
MrHappycat
this is the kinda stuff that gives me the biggest reminder that there is still hope for us as a species
4vie
There's a reason the most common "hat" humanity wears is compassion. Or at least, the capacity for it.
EatAllTheBoudin
Well I didn’t think I’d be misty eyed by an elderly flying fox, but here I be
Derginsdrogalot
I detest the fuckers. Got a Huge colony 2 streets over. We live on their flight path. This video was amazing.
78z1r
You and me both!
mcharend
Never thought I’d have feelings for a bat.
artlpt
Same
TheGentleSoul
Aww oh my goodness! Did everyone see him take some fruity noms!!?
Imalwaysready
I am SO glad everyone is finding that part cute since that's basically what it looks like when I eat, too.
madjo
No, I didn't watch the video twelve hundred times
CapnPawsome
I watched it once and saw...
ilivetoteabag
Noob3rts
33 years old for a bat? Holy absolute fucking unit, let's goooo!
joshcrimson
Things like this make me look forward to retirement.
78z1r
Indeed. He just looks so happy!
bogus1983
By the time we retire, we'll have super-realistic VR. Strap in and fly wherever you want. :)
Ipunchengines
Naramumu
You a cute old bat? Can I pet you?
ImProbablyJoking
No and yes.
madjo
You're probably joking, so I'm going to assume you're a cute old bat that can be petted.
tremolo
It would be nice to be carried around the retirement home like that from time to time ?
Imalwaysready
And have your face shoved into a bowl of prepared snacks.
tremolo
Absolutely ??
MehEdits
IOnlyUpvoteCows
OMG I'm dying of laughter. This is perfect.
madrush
Get back you evil spawn of SATAN!
Harkkonan
GUAANNNOOOOOOO
tarataqa
tarataqa
WoopDeFrickenDoo
I can hear it
UncleVenoM
Equinsu Ocha!
leechdemon
Let me guess.... "White devil! white devil!"
MehEdits
Yes! You speak Wachootoo!?
AHornyRhino
Yes. You speak Wachootoo?
SCHRAMB0
SHIKAKAAAAAAA!!!!
leechdemon
::bows::
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
Bumble bee tuna.
Imalwaysready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nMcrwporQ
YesmynameisGreg
(your balls are showing)
inb4zombies
?
Lalamehlala
33 years? Wow!
CrimeBrulee
Maybe humanity isn't all bad.
wattavan
I said the SAME word!
CountessPatagium
Bats and birds break the scaling laws when it comes to longevity.
StrategicWeaponsPlatformNineAndThreeQuarters
I thought they were immortal.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Just the vampire ones.
thekeyislost
Dis sky rat older dan me
somethingsomethingwittyhere
That bat is so old, he was an extra in the Goonies film.
IsolatedAsshole
Does anyone here know the average age of a bat like that? Genuinely curious.
Thegreenestthumb9
Google says 12 to 15 yrs, and captive ones can reach their thirties like this guy
kirmes
Older than most of imgur
wattavan
SHHHHIIIIIIIIT...I'm MORE than twice that!
QuackWok
Great. It's only 9:30 am and someone has already made me feel old today...thanks, pal!
kirmes
oneeyedamoeba
Bats are a scientific phenomenon as they live remarkably longer than other mammals of comparable body size. That's why we need to . . .
oneeyedamoeba
HARNESS BAT POWWEEERRRRR!!!
Hashbrown123
Calm down, Kirk.
1lightlyfriedfishfillet
Isnt that what we’re doing with the corona virus?? Lol, bring on the downvotes.
Marukina
PimpinKen
I do that every third Tuesday of the month at around 3:32 AM
somethingsomethingwittyhere
MacRockatansky
Episode 1 Season 1 of Batman the Animated Series makes so much more sense now.
skillerious
Same age as me
wispling
Saaaaame
plusoneforyou
and twice as cool
skillerious
You know it..
HeladoDeBanana
I bet you flap too
skillerious
Drop an "L" and you got it.
Ruik
Me too. I can't fly yet though.
skillerious
Same and shame.
FellaWithUmbrella
As the video shows, you need a woman.
Ruik
Of course.
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Nickelbackfat
You old bat
ShadowBeast07
Ha.
PriscillaTheMoonDaemon
Ha ha!
TheSecondMeme
Ha Ha Ha!
WizardHarryDresden
Seriously, turns out flying dogs live twice aa long
fluortanten
Twice as long as my great great great great uncleses and auntses
awildcharmander
Damn I wish we could domesticate them
kizzle69
I mean, they likely can be. The bigger issue is giving them the proper conditions. Even big ass lizards, like water monitors can be great.
PriscillaTheMoonDaemon
Flying mice
DrPepper523
God, all I can think of now is that damn South Park episode with Mickey Mouse. O.o
TheDoctorIsInside
Flying foxes.
bloodtaker3
Flying bats. no, wait...
TheDoctorIsInside
Well... You are not wrong.
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
Sky puppies
MetalSkeletal
Sick puppies.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Rat angels
cyanideremark
I thought she was carrying him towards the soup pot there for a minute
gjm147
What's the worst that could happen?
violentdosage
*ker’plunk*
bolobass
Do not!
ililililililililililililili
Corona 2.0
Private4160
3.0, this is CovSars2, the first one didn’t have nearly this reach
lancell
Electric boogaloo
zauyrio
Watch out people, here comes covid-20
Shelest
finely aged this time
IvanWestenbrug
You meqn covid-19/4
Ghostlogicz
Covid- 21, it’s the year it’s found not a running count
zauyrio
damn u right, forgot its 2021
JustAnotherCynicToo
"If it's the 19th strain, why don't we know more about it?" -thick as a brick news person
DarkwingDuc
*Kellyanne Conway. The fucking President's advisor & spokesperson thought there was a COVID 1-18. It's fucking embarrassing!