ShitpostAndTonsofThem
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Nov 8, 2017 12:51 AM
ShitpostAndTonsofThem
88997
1240
61
RoxanneLaWin
They've still got the teeth marks and lick on them from the kids employed to remove them.
NuVanDibe
Don't show this to the Moreos guy
AcidMask
I can hook you up.
Garrus63
Stuf!
intaglioguy
So Oreo is saying it's okay to be white?
Meltytacos
SpiralNihilism
Sell it to me in a wide-nozzle squeeze tube and with a head towel so I can Hide My Sin From God
shoob10
We've come too far
puffschick420
Please tell me this is fucking for real. Someone.
stevenc537
That's what she said
redberryakaichi
gnam
FriskyFoxie
Don't tell the guy who got upset at M'oreos.
thepartypooperscooper
4 cups powdered sugar 2 cups softened butter 2 tsp of vanilla extract
SpringToMyWinter
Don’t tell the guy who hates Moreos
GrateLordCheesus
@Perchuu
Goodnewwseveryone
Haha wtf. That's all they gotta say? I had no idea someone could be so passionate about something like that.
moricai
Something something Moreos guy.
Kingduckky
Don't tell the Moreos guy*
HavelTh3Rock
That was the joke*
ravishmered
Moreos guy's gonna loose his shite.
ProjectSatan
it tastes like shortening if you eat too much at one time. the cookie drowns out the crisco taste.
linustheman
It is 1 part shortening 4 parts powered sugar. Taste just like the filling
RamPlunk
ChinaMike808
Next thing ya know, they'll be pasting "Oreo" label on a plain bag of white sugar, calling it 'Oreo in the Raw".
IllusivePanda
I remember way back in sophomore chemistry we did a lab to determine that double stuffed oreos only have around 33% more filling than normal
MasteroftheWU
the should just call them Diabetes flavored Oreos
formington
Wait...aren't they all?
MasteroftheWU
not the watermelon flavored one. Shit was gross
whatupmyknitters
i'm concluding from this exchange that diabetes is very tasty
iwantyoutothrowmeaway
Why don't you just get a bowl, throw a stick of butter in, throw some sugar in, mix it, and eat that you fat fuck. Lol.
resetner
Jeez, dude. Calm your fuckin' tits.
razethew0rld
LOL
Grenateh
Because that's effort and also not the same.
unit47
FlaccidOnAcid
A.K.A Packaged Diabetes
davebeastly
That's all anyone wants. You think people buy Oreos for the dog food grade husk of dried mud they have the audacity to call a cookie?
FlyingPandaShark
Had a friend visit, he took off the cookie parts, and left me with a wad (A MASSIVE WAD) of cream in a sad empty tin.
RevvyDrawsStuff
Somewhat related: Philadelphia sells tubs of 'ready to eat cheesecake filling'. Have def contemplated just eating that shit with a spoon.
Goodnewwseveryone
Idk I'm more a fan of the
Hymes1984
I work in a factory that makes these. After I was first hired these made me chuckle for quite some time.
zadian
MrBassoonBro
I like how in the upper left corner it seems like it’s called “breme weens”!
CallMeVoodoo
Must taste test b4 I call sacrilege.
Goodnewwseveryone
(never had this knock-off brand, though)
idontenglishsorry
Cream between is always better than
AahzAndArthurDent
Title of your sex tape.
Tsamane
Nine nine!
AahzAndArthurDent
Haha yes
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JayEnfield
It's a cookie. Why does anyone give fucks if it's original or not?
DurendaI
... I just though trivia was fun. Pls no bully
JayEnfield
JayEnfield
http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/eatthefuckingcookie.gif
talrnu
For when you're too classy to eat a tub of frosting with a spoon, now you can get it in discreet wafer form
eichhoernchen
As a German I´m a little afraid now, on my way to google "tub of frosting"...
penisparty
Who has time for a spoon?! The two finger form is truly a magic bringer.
AnExcellentRectangle
Be sure to dip it in the juice from a cow's nipple.
LurkaMel
I’m NEVER too classy to eat a tub of frosting with a spoon.
blairmichod
Fuck, who needs a spoon? Just lower your face into the tub!
ShepskyHuskherd
My fave is too fat, it does not fit.
Tinkrr
Now they need an "All Cookies" pack, then you can buy both and build your own Oreos. It's the perfect crime.
TheatreStreet
Then you put them together, then take it apart lick the cream off then throw away the black parts
But4y
I wish i had that gif of fry from futurama making his own oreos.
GingerLaird
If you think about it, they could easily make "All Cookies" and sell the cream in a jar like nutella, peanut butter, or jelly.
NachoPete
One pack of cookies and three packs of creme. Boom.
ethanhawkeye
But you'd run out of Oreo cream and still have 98% of the cookies left in the package.
Koalateaposts
Don't you mean "perfect cream"?
mwolfe1
mrjazz102
Against humanity.
creamyonions
I would get four packs of cookies, one pack of creme and be set! They keep "stuffing" them more and more and it's just too much for me.
creamyonions
But then of course I also like the crust the most with pies. I really just need a thin thin layer of filling in these types of things.
DurendaI
They do.
djmoonbass
I would need a 3:1 ratio of cream to cookie.
YouTotallyLookedAtMyUsernameDidntYou
for real tho, this sounds like a great marketing idea for Oreo. They could be in the same box too. Just do cookie row, cream row, cookie row
SuspiciousGlance
Don't tell the guy who got upset at M'oreos.
GrateLordCheesus
@Perchu
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
@Perchuu
GrateLordCheesus
Dammit! Why does he have a different handle here :|
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
It's not the same person
Funkiebunch
They came out with the thin ones with minimal creme in the middle. I don't know what kind of psychopaths are buying them
FlyingPandaShark
UniKornzRainBowz
WE DOUBLE STUFF IN THIS HOUSE!!! ...wait...
pandamandana
I only like the cookie!
BannedbyastupidMod
why? What's wrong with them? In order to get a normal amount of cream you just eat the entire bag by yourself and don't share.
NachoPete
Normal people may buy them once. The worst kind of psychopaths buy them again.
elahrairah
Nope, they thinned the cookie too. It's the same ratio. Less total cookie per dollar. Very disappointing.
GingerLaird
Meh, they're targeted for people who are 'health-conscious' and don't want to feel guilty for indulging in something fantastic.
whatupmyknitters
i.... i like those....
MarvinTheMartiansDog
http://weknowmemes.com/generator/meme/420588/
iwaslikeduuude
The lemon ones! Mmm.
whatupmyknitters
ok i'm not THAT fucked up
DickMangoes
And that's okay, it's fine to have differing opinions. Just know that you will perish in the upcoming purge.
Jamerperson
I'll hold them down. I'll be the one in the clown mask
whatupmyknitters
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
https://media.giphy.com/media/G9hwRUsSFrPpK/giphy.gif
KawaiiInari
Exactly
Tinkrr
They're much fresher that way. It's amazing.
Gabetheshrub
It was exactly what I thought it was!!
deadeyesatan
Relevant!
schlami
Beat me to it!!
Babaloga
Damn it, first he beats me to the gif, then you beat me to the reply!
DatTicTacDikDoe
My thoughts exactly.
TakWriterOfWorlds
They’re fresholiciois, but they produce an awful lot of waste.
HessianGhost
Gif cuts out too early. He throws the cookie part away.
mike13815
Must have been from comedy central