IPostStuffThatMakesYouGoWTF
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Jul 26, 2016 5:39 PM
IPostStuffThatMakesYouGoWTF
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youseemlikeadecentfellow
I have the weirdest boner for her knife.
lesserspace
It'll grow back, just like sheering a sheep. Ready for harvest in just 6 more months.
NamesAreStupid
This is Alaska. That's halibut. That is all.
Martecles
Looks like someone is making some lightly fried fish fillets :)
Agisek
"I said a little of the top you twit" - fish probably
DinoKebab
Nice to see the fish get thrown back in the water after so it can live on its life.
froggiej
Would you like some lightly fried fish filets?
red411
I think she has done that before.
Contundo
one or twice
AHartMurmur
Did the fish survive?
Averagesize
Nah, he ded
justledrimmies
Yes, as you can see the fish was returned to the water. This kind of fishing is known as "catch and release".
ravioliravioligivemetheupvoteoli
holy crap where can i buy that knife
isThisGod
Lightly fried fish fillets later?
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
I swear to you, if you say lightly fried fish filets one more time...
DunSowner
Lightly fried fish fillets, bitch.
Gresca
Wife material
floorchairfutbol
Get well soon fishy.
sirus434
I'm a chef by trade, this isn't the easiest of things on a flat stable surface... I think I'm in love
Munchmensch
Every man needs a woman like this. Can you imagine how she can handle a rod?
KarmaReturnes
Mhhh...... I would love some lightly fried fish fillets right now
nfseskimo
my grandfather has been filleting halibut for 50 years. they could compete
Rubartus
I don't even like fish, but I admire the skill that this takes. I wish I was that good with a knife
Zak57TR
This would give Gordon Ramsay a boner to end all boners.
SubzeroAK
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/43137403.jpg
PenisCork
https://imgur.com/v2aBwx4
CleanLeQueefer
Is anyone goon to mention the DISGUSTING, FILTHY cutting board that your raw food is touching? One more reason not to eat fish.
BigBearLover
Why is this surprising to people? its's only natural to know your job.
kaiexk
Gotta get them cheeks.
idratherbefishing
the best part
SubzeroAK
Went fishing this weekend and caught 10 butts, the cheeks are SO good.
TheGreatAku
I'd love to see her go up against Gordon Ramsay at slicing fish. It's fucking unreal how fast Gordon is at it.
grandmastonguekiss
I'd let her filet my ....wait, no I wouldn't
Reckitralph
...on a moving boat. Good on ya!
ZaphodBbx
I'd say this was a fluke...but it looks a bit more like a Halibut...
HughJurection
I hate everybody who just made fishpuns
Kinkyfuck
TotalHalibut?
DanielJay27
Rip Sir Biscuit
lostangle
honestly, from a fishing family, that's not halibut. Probably flounder or something. Halibut less than ~100lbs isn't good eats, iirc
TucoBenedictoPacificoJuanMariaRamirez
Eyes on either side of its body and it's too big for a halibut. Flounder.
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
I don't think that's a halibut, but I could be wrong. Sorry to carp.
Speedisfun
You can't skate by with such a bass pun. You need to learn to scale those fish puns a minnow but more.
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
So you're telling me I'm floundering? If only I knew a gold fish pun to use.
kopinawa
My dream girl, I may have flounder.
klucky
And if not that's plenty more fish in the sea!
abullnamedferdinand
I wanted to add another fish pun but couldn't think of one. If you can help me out with that please let minnow.
NoahBlazecka
Not bad, not bad but cod do better
ICanKickflip
I'll make a pun as soon as I finish whiting my comment...
Hoffdawg
That was a carp pun
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
i just watched that whole thing and i don't know why
DinosaurFromThe90s
Because people doing a job with practiced skill is always fun to watch. Oh and that smile.
abbynorml1979
just for the halibut?
abnrml
Just out of curiosity (because of your username), is your name Abby and born in '79, or just because of the movie?
WhatAmILookingAtHere
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
TheOtherPenguin
Now it was worth it
Werkin
You guys haven't mentioned the fact that she's on a moving ship, in bouncy waters while she's doing this, which is insane. Kudos to her.
kittiesarefuckingadorable
The video is totally sped up, probably not that bad
CMFMTNPPL
And she took the cheek too
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
She's also wearing Kevlar gloves. I've used them with a razor blade, it won't cut through
MrScud
Chain mail.
ztaale
No.. Its not even close to inzane.. Its just a freekin halibut, the easiest fish ever to filet!
DeckhandAdmiral
Not to mention she fucks em over by cutting the fillet in half again...
poronkusemania
Did you know that she's on a moving ship, in bouncy waters while she's doing this? It's insane! Kudos to her. :P
Lambourtitty
No, I did not know that she was on a moving ship, in bouncy waters while she was doing that! Insane. Kudos to her!
SecretlySkeletonHitler
Did I hear somebody say that she was on a moving ship, in bouncy waters while she was doing that? That's insane! Kudos to her!
FourDeathSavingThrows
You did hear somebody say that she was on a moving ship, in bouncy waters while she was doing that! That's Insane! Kudos to her!
SuperNintendoChalrmers
Is the fish sleeping?
SmokeyDragon
He was till she threw him into the ocean... she fucking drowned that fish!
mypeesmellslikeluckycharms
Yeah, he'll grow those filets back in no time. Kind of like a sheep's wool.
SuperNintendoChalrmers
Nature true is a wonder
RubyPorto
Doctor Fishy, NOOO! https://youtu.be/1byycwl8qgc?t=220
Canofminus
Yes, and when he wakes up he'll be at Grandpa's friend's farm upstate, playing fetch, and wagging his tartar sauce... I mean tail.
AnalProbes
Oh honey
cattywumpus
Yup. Sleeping... inside out.
bluefalcn
I like your username
Kronzor
Yeah, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up!
radrage
I don't know why, but this is the funniest thing I've ever read.
CMFMTNPPL
Same Fucking comment everytime
Rickbot
Yes
aslightlyjudgementalchair
Yes
espenke
Yes. With the others.
icyanddicey
That was ingenious
TanithRosenbaum
Oh yes. it's sleeping. Forever.
Rockxl
Yes
whiskeyandcigarettes
Shh... shh... Sleep now. Only dreams.
Maboroshi1994
he is now
Anewbadlywrittenpoorlycorectedcommenteveryday
Yes when it gets in contact with the ocean it grows back so that it can be harvested again. It was a mutual agreement 1/2
Anewbadlywrittenpoorlycorectedcommenteveryday
Between humans and fish from 1000s of years ago. Most have forgot to. However humans pledged freedom to the fishes if they were to give 2/2
Anewbadlywrittenpoorlycorectedcommenteveryday
*too
Anewbadlywrittenpoorlycorectedcommenteveryday
Us their regenerative deliciousness 3/2
Maluck
sleeping with the fishes
DudeManJones
No its dead. No one is twisted enough to remove the flesh of a living animal.
SpiderSpud
DudeManJones? More like pussy bitch ass man Jones
SuperNintendoChalrmers
lol nice
dabone5
Wow......someone needs to learn how to speak sarcasm