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Mini Ruffalo, I share your opinion.
May 3, 2015 10:41 AM
someonelseyoumightknow
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Mini Ruffalo, I share your opinion.
quantacostacerveza
Ruffalo sosoldier!
Razz50
The joys of children
Metalgearslade
Source for the Ruffalo one?
saur0nseyeliner
I want the purple daddy too c;
TheUnknownX
I need the video for both of these ha
ICanChangeMyNameLater
She wants the purple daddy.
2or3godzillaz
He's not thanos. Who the fuck else is purple?
WaterBendingBiatch
I like Hulkalo :(
ThePotatoBandit
well good thing hulk can't have kids, imagine a fucking angsty teenage hulk
ThePotatoBandit
(or atleast thats what the movies say)
3bulldogsbitch
Disliking this post just because of your caption you blasphemer!
ben9105
Sadwalkingawaymusic.♪
ultrapwnd
MM WHATCHA SAAAAAAAY
odarkfoxo
The fact that the Hulk looked like he jizzed his pants, with that first lullabye. lolz
fleezyppc
hulk's not shit. hulk is the most powerful being in the marvel universe! ok, maybe not, but he's still damn powerful
someonelseyoumightknow
Thanos tho
dennydorko
So what exactly did Ruffalo's son say to him the other day? I assume something like "I like the Hulk better than you?"
Lorilee2
When do we get a Ruffalo Hulk movie? I'm getting tired of waiting. Just sayin', Hollywood people. Make this happen.
shinyRK9
this just got a <3 for because of no spoilers in th ecomments
Veggisaurus
After the Black Widow scene between her and Banner talking about her past, I desperately desired a movie setting up her origins.
forrestgravy
I am like 90% sure there was more that they were going to show, but it got cut. We'll have to wait for the extended edition.
itsthehair
So much hate for the hulk just because he's marvels trump card hero. Essentially limitless power. Op you suck.
someonelseyoumightknow
So does the Hulk. W00t w00t
Amythyst
And the Hulkbuster armor FINALLY was useful, it actually took him out this time.
itsthehair
Useful to an extent. They had to make it epic for the movie. But it is only ever to subdue, I doubt it could ever actually finish him.
motherfuckingpeanutbutterandjam
anyone got a source on the ruffalo one. thx!
gingersnapdragon
The Graham Norton show on the BBC
yourekillinmesmalls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we3MRNo6v-E
yourekillinmesmalls
Starts at the 4:10ish mark to really get the joke.
Conradian
Fuck you OP. It was all upvotes until that description.
someonelseyoumightknow
Your place or mine?
Conradian
Why not both?
someonelseyoumightknow
Fine. It's a double date.
kazmosis
Fun fact: Marvel has a rapist character called the Purple Man. He'll be in the Jessica Jones Netflix series.
RedCrown
Played by David Tennant.
neomaddog
He was choking on set, maybe a...Doctor should save him
Temenos
FNAF has Purple Guy, Coincidence???
MauricioGuaura
You lose points for mentioning FNAF. Even more for comparing some random assassin guy to Purple Man.
Temenos
(I'm being sarcastic btw ._.)
VeryNearly
I remember the story with Gwyneth Paltrows son seeing her in the iron man suit. So cute.
CorwinMacGregor
but it really wasn't /iron man's/ suit, was it? didn't Tony make a powersuit /specifically/ for her?
Amythyst
In the movie it was the Mk 42, which Tony had been using as his main suit.
RedeyeX
Yes/he/did/but/in/the/movie/it/was/the/ironman/suit.
someonelseyoumightknow
It was his, when the Mandarin attacked his house and blew it up he put the suit on Pepper to protect her/
JesusLives
Hulk sad
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imgirafarigmi
sauce?
JesusLives
at the bottom of the gif its says thesilverfeather0raven or something, cant really read it that well
Doopapotamus
Not that mad. Just...just sad. Hulk want alone time.
forrestgravy
http://imgur.com/PAdws43
Montageman
This is the most excellent Thumbs up ever. I might just have a crisis over it...
BeardyMcFace
"Fine. I'll just do it myself."
Cessepool
I wanted that instead of ultra oh well its still awesome.
Supernerdtastic
Patience Iago, the next two will deal with this.
MoonKnightLight
Well we've got a few more films to get to before this, but yes it is coming!
Drpurrpurrpurr
Paul Bettany is a handsome man - how did you manage to find 6 screen shots in which he looks like total crap?
GrimbearWhatsitsface
I couldn't even tell it was him!
LordPuck
I couldn't even tell it was him. That's how unflattering those pics were.
Fangride
I sat there trying to work out who was purple
IGoodSurgeonZeBest
He's beautiful! :'), like Ultron was meant to be
Shockwave44
I think you mean Vision.
featheredmonkey
No, he means Abe Sapien...
AdorableEvil
Ultron wanted to be beautiful. And then destroy the world.
TheMouthOfSauron
"she was very adamant that she wanted the purple daddy" http://www.420magazine.com/gallery/data/500/GrandDaddyPurple_RVC_3-2011-2.jpg
TheMouthOfSauron
i, too, adamantly demand grandaddy purple.
CorwinMacGregor
took me a while to figure out what this was an image of. then I saw the sitestamp in the bottom corner.
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
No matter how famous you are your children dont give a f*ck.
MrBananaBeak
This is the internet. You don't have to censor the word "fuck"
NotSoDarkKnight
Dave Grohl?
AshLuna
David Grohl.
AllTheGoodUsernamesWereTaken
Almost all children have known for their life is their parents, you are their reference point for whats normal
Jacko707
Lol, tell that to Jaden Smith... all he does is coast off his dads fame
DontClickThisISwearItsForYourOwnGood
Until they get old enough to like money and items
kdogg73
And:
JonathanSciance
A reporter once asked Frak Zappa what his children's friends called him. He answered, Mr. Zappa.
Duendes
For example,
idrivealincoln
As a guy, this made me want a daughter
BirthdayMassacre
As a father with a daughter, so worth it
InsomniacJustice
Oooo... >_< I want one so bad.
engammalskiva
Also
WellSinceSomeoneThoughtItWasOkayToUseMyNameIinsteadUsedThisOne
I really need a smoothie now. thanks.
UpvotesForCalicos
Who the hell does Paul Bettany play?
eggmuffin
SPOILER: Vision. And has up to now also been the voice of JARVIS. Which makes us wonder if the plan was always to have Vision be part JARVIS
AaaaaaaaaaJ
Scarlet Witch
TheMarcat
The Vision
MavericcMan
Jarvis becomes The Vision
MavericcMan
Jarvis becomes The Vision
BoldAndBrash
Spoilers Martha
AnonEmooses
The Vision has existed in comic form since 1968.
LordPuck
Wait until he and scarlet witch have a "child" by scarlet witch's "powers." It made me cringe to type that.
MavericcMan
The Vision. And he's been the voice of Jarvis in all Iron Man movies.
huanthewolfhound
Vision
IHateYouSomeDays
Chaucer.
EchinodermataWhatAWonderfulPhrase
Thank you for this! None of my friends get it when I say this!
TriggerHappyFlyBoy
THE PROTECTOR OF ITALIAN VIRGINITY!
UpvoteViking
THE ENFORCER OF OUR LORD GOD
Drpurrpurrpurr
Purple Daddy.
madwriter29
Zebediah Killgrave?
JPRaptor
P-Daddy
zackofspades
To my knowledge...they never OFFICIALLY dub him 'Vision'. I support Purple Daddy as the new moniker.
SKETdance
They do in the credits, and while talking about whether or not its safe for him to keep the Infinity Stone.
goumindong
They do call him "the vision" but its one of the other characters talking about him in the end. Thor i think.
SKETdance
They do in the credits, and while talking about whether or not its safe for him to keep the Infinity Stone.
PelvicSaucery
Jarvis. And therefore The Vision in Age of Ultron
forrestgravy
I wouldn't say he plays The Vision because he played J.A.R.V.I.S. Whedon said he wanted Bettany because of his check bones and voice.
arresteddeveloper
lil bit of a spoinler
ncstarbuck
Well he asked, didn't he?
MyPenisGrantsWishes
I have a raging spoinler right now
PelvicSaucery
It is I suppose but if you've paid any attention to the trailers people would know The Vision was coming... :/ Maybe spoiler. Sorry if so!
smashpro1
He's in the commercials!
avervetmonkey
Not all of us watch TV. :D I hadn't heard anything about that character before I was watching the movie in the cinema. Better that way.
AnonEmooses
The Vision has existed in comic form since 1968.
JackHaas
Not everybody reads comics. Same logic as those spoiling Game of Thrones saying its OK cause the books have been out for 15-20 years
arresteddeveloper
well for the vast majority of the people seeing the movie it was a spoiler
Coedeed
I don't understand how it was when he was on one of their posters.
acaseofbeing
The hulk is so good marvel just won't explore his hatred of banner.
eggmuffin
It's a complicated issue, far too much so to fit into a movie that's not strictly about the Hulk/Banner dichotomy. .
shavemyballz
"Don't mention puny banner" -tony stark, I think it was supposed to be an allusion to the hulks hatred for banner.
Fenderzilla
You mean like Jekyl and Hyde?
theincrediblesloth
wait, hulk hates Banner? why?
OzmaAsimov
What Hulk wants more than anything is to be free and alone. Banner is a constant presence and tries to cage him.
HalfJudPrince
Puny Banner
NinjaNunDevil
Same reason Venom hated Spiderman. He won't give up control.
NinjaNunDevil
Plus he tried to kill them both more time than I can count
TrijezniMujo
Because Hulk strong, Banner weak. Banner try to control Hulk.
eggmuffin
Hulk wants to be the strongest, and wants to be alone. Banner is physically weak, and won't leave the Hulk Alone. They're both trapped.
theincrediblesloth
yeah, it's really tragic. Both hate the other bec. they're in the same body.
Gadvance
Banner controls the Hulk, and has tried to kill them both several times
tuhalu
Banner always try control Hulk. Not let him out. Hulk hates being controlled.
copingcabana
Same reason Durden hates the narrator.
theincrediblesloth
Fight Club?
copingcabana
Dude! We said we weren't going to talk about that.
theincrediblesloth
we weren't? why not?
tynanaideen
Because deep down, Bruce Banner hates himself.
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theincrediblesloth
wow that was amazing.
UncleTouchyCopaFeel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAHbAekM7wU
grovberg
Because it would make exactly the kind
theincrediblesloth
the kind of what?
grovberg
The app used to randomly truncate comments. I honestly have no idea what I was trying to write here.
Leucienweaver
There're two lines of thought in current comics, depending on the universe. Indestructible has Banner/Hulk working together synchronously.
theincrediblesloth
like in the MCU where Banner unleashes Hulk and he destroys only the enemies and not everything?
Leucienweaver
Kinda, but there's more to it. That(MCU) is currently 'They aren't a threat, do not punch', in the Indestructible, Hulk listens to Banner
Leucienweaver
And will fight with his strategy, as well as being given certain rewards for good behavior(Like an instant communicator to Sakaar)
Bent0916
Banner is tiny, weak, thinks and talks when he should be doing, etc. Hulk hears when Banner dreams of getting rid of Hulk. Or complains.
theincrediblesloth
got another question. why is Hulk aware of Banner's thoughts? yet Banner doesn't know what happen while Hulk is awake?
NUK380Y
Not too well-versed in the MCU or multi-verse, but I think it's Hulk's part of Banner's brain (the primal side) overpowering Banner's (1/2)
NUK380Y
(2/2) rational mind. Possibly wrong, so if somebody else knows better, please correct me.
Leucienweaver
Think of it like a short trip versus a long trip in the car. Because it's not physically taxing, Hulk is aware, but the opposite is true for
Leucienweaver
Banner when Hulk is in control. It's so mentally and physically exhaustive that Banner's portion of the brain shuts off.
someonelseyoumightknow
They sort of did in Ultron.
andrew2929
i wish they did more, in addition to stark's comment and the hulk autopilot scene
BuffaloBillsBush
Kind of hoping Hulk flying off leads to him trying to gain more control in that form becoming more intelligent.
Ulmo
They wanted to do a whole grey Hulk storyline in Age of Ultron, but there wasn't time in the movie for it :(
ABadManWithABeard
"Right, right. Don't mention puny Banner."
TheNameIsBen
This line was awesome
Fencernick
GOTOSLEEP GOTOSLEEP GOTOSLEEP GOTOSLEEP GOTOSLEEP GOTOSLEEP GOTOSLEEP GOTOSLEEP GOTOSLEEP GOTOSLEEP GOTOSLEEP GOTOSLEEP GOTOSLEEP GOTOSLEEP
jerpaderpa
I LAUGHED SO HARD
ghsdkgb
Yeah, Stark mentioned it with a single line
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
A single line, done well, is really all the mention needed.
captainireland
A mention is a mention
ghsdkgb
And not an exploration
captainireland
...thata fun to say together