Apr 2, 2024 11:47 PM
LogicDude
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StoicHoneyBadger
I'm not going to lie, I'm a 6 ft 5-in fat guy and even I was a bit intimidated by that.
zeacorzeppelin10
That's impressive!
zakisback
Somethign right out of Resident Evil.... shit
tombeithemist
Man, I always thought those birbs were friendly and sweet, turns out they're scary and bittern..
spiceass9000
Considering that’s a human filming that could punt that fucker far as fuck I gotta say this bird has balls. Like a lot of birds… why are birds so recklessly aggressive?
ufindjosh1
PepeLePew71
Stange looking bird.
zerogenix
fucking dinosaurs
chimpo64
".....so why are you smiling?" "I know something that you don't..."
Ploty
I've never been that close to see it do like these forms. I mean its an utter shy bird, I always see it fleeing
StanBantheTanMan
BITTERNS CAN DO THAT???!?!!?
stronomer
OK, definitely scared me.
SteerpikeSteerpike
imreallyjusthereforthecats
v
slidewhistlesymphony
A bittern trying to frighten you away from its nest, I would imagine.
DarthMaddness
Dam nature you scary!..
elucca
Bluster in nature is great, I bet that thing is harmless but fuck if I wouldn't get the hell away when it does that.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Dinosaur
JDJersey
Its health bar just refilled and the music turned operatic
StarmineRendezvous
Around Christmas people were posting this in reference to epic battles with Santa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lanzeMEEgYM
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
https://youtu.be/6FJXjJeOU6Q?feature=shared something like this is what I hear.
Jsupes
Wait… the scarlet bloom flowers once more. You will witness true horror. Now, rot!
Zerphses
https://youtu.be/1dSilEmz7FE?t=105
rookie23
The hp bar went from 'generic' to having a bolder frame around it.
10Upvotes
missojennie
theskepticinme
Beckeeeeeeyyy!!
JCBalance
"This is your mom's B-hole"
tclothingw
Holy shit! She's unimpressed tho :(
swatz
I was impressed, s'up birdie!
BrigidtheMechLady
Imagine it's 6 feet tall with a maw full of teeth instead of a beak. Now tell me that feathered dinosaurs wouldn't be intimidating.
vindik8or
bridgebrain
I mean, Emus
RyanOldford
Ah yes, Australia’s greatest defeat
MrE158
Anyone who's said that has never been up close to an ostrich, emu, cassowary or rhea. They're all pretty big feathered dinosaurs.
Emus are pretty dopey, but cassowaries... they're prepared to remind an ape who ruled the planet first.
thetagger
You beat me to it
A bittern. They do the beak-up stillness to hide, but if they know they're spotted they fluff up like crazy to look big.
boondoggle2025
Birb
ICanSeeYourPixels1
A attempt at camouflage, but since that failed it switch to intimidation.
shakedownblues
And looks like it rolled a dirty 20
SupposablyPersnickity
Australia? Australia.
tootallforthisroom
Doesn't Australia have an army or something? It's just a stupid bird. Deploy sone troops, crush the avian menace, back in time for tea. Simple.
DrOzmodeus
That didn't work too well last time (emu war flashbacks)
*strange grunts and hisses emanate from the dense brush "Whatever it is, it's close."
It is an Eurasian Bittern https://youtu.be/M3VUS9SihKc?si=aKTvnZ_irM6_f5tW
trayal
Cool, thought it was a bittern of some sort but I'm not familiar enough with them to tell the varieties apart. Thx!
RooGryphon
by the way how much weight can it carry?
DurkVell
Half a coconut?
joot
How do ya know it’s not an American bittern?
Hoopdajon
It's not brandishing any guns, or trying to steal some oil
I love it, it donkey honks
dapperdoppleganger
At first I was leaning hard into "BRO IS THAT A BABY EGRET??" but your post makes a lot more sense.
OhIfIMust
Either way, that beak will ruin your day.
StoicHoneyBadger
I'm not going to lie, I'm a 6 ft 5-in fat guy and even I was a bit intimidated by that.
zeacorzeppelin10
That's impressive!
zakisback
Somethign right out of Resident Evil.... shit
tombeithemist
Man, I always thought those birbs were friendly and sweet, turns out they're scary and bittern..
spiceass9000
Considering that’s a human filming that could punt that fucker far as fuck I gotta say this bird has balls. Like a lot of birds… why are birds so recklessly aggressive?
ufindjosh1
PepeLePew71
Stange looking bird.
zerogenix
fucking dinosaurs
chimpo64
".....so why are you smiling?" "I know something that you don't..."
Ploty
I've never been that close to see it do like these forms. I mean its an utter shy bird, I always see it fleeing
StanBantheTanMan
BITTERNS CAN DO THAT???!?!!?
stronomer
OK, definitely scared me.
SteerpikeSteerpike
imreallyjusthereforthecats
slidewhistlesymphony
A bittern trying to frighten you away from its nest, I would imagine.
DarthMaddness
Dam nature you scary!..
elucca
Bluster in nature is great, I bet that thing is harmless but fuck if I wouldn't get the hell away when it does that.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Dinosaur
JDJersey
Its health bar just refilled and the music turned operatic
StarmineRendezvous
Around Christmas people were posting this in reference to epic battles with Santa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lanzeMEEgYM
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
https://youtu.be/6FJXjJeOU6Q?feature=shared something like this is what I hear.
Jsupes
Wait… the scarlet bloom flowers once more. You will witness true horror. Now, rot!
Zerphses
https://youtu.be/1dSilEmz7FE?t=105
rookie23
The hp bar went from 'generic' to having a bolder frame around it.
10Upvotes
missojennie
theskepticinme
Beckeeeeeeyyy!!
JCBalance
"This is your mom's B-hole"
tclothingw
Holy shit! She's unimpressed tho :(
swatz
I was impressed, s'up birdie!
BrigidtheMechLady
Imagine it's 6 feet tall with a maw full of teeth instead of a beak. Now tell me that feathered dinosaurs wouldn't be intimidating.
vindik8or
bridgebrain
I mean, Emus
RyanOldford
Ah yes, Australia’s greatest defeat
MrE158
Anyone who's said that has never been up close to an ostrich, emu, cassowary or rhea. They're all pretty big feathered dinosaurs.
vindik8or
Emus are pretty dopey, but cassowaries... they're prepared to remind an ape who ruled the planet first.
thetagger
tclothingw
You beat me to it
MrE158
A bittern. They do the beak-up stillness to hide, but if they know they're spotted they fluff up like crazy to look big.
boondoggle2025
Birb
ICanSeeYourPixels1
A attempt at camouflage, but since that failed it switch to intimidation.
shakedownblues
And looks like it rolled a dirty 20
SupposablyPersnickity
Australia? Australia.
tootallforthisroom
Doesn't Australia have an army or something? It's just a stupid bird. Deploy sone troops, crush the avian menace, back in time for tea. Simple.
DrOzmodeus
That didn't work too well last time (emu war flashbacks)
tootallforthisroom
*strange grunts and hisses emanate from the dense brush "Whatever it is, it's close."
zeacorzeppelin10
It is an Eurasian Bittern https://youtu.be/M3VUS9SihKc?si=aKTvnZ_irM6_f5tW
trayal
Cool, thought it was a bittern of some sort but I'm not familiar enough with them to tell the varieties apart. Thx!
RooGryphon
by the way how much weight can it carry?
DurkVell
Half a coconut?
joot
How do ya know it’s not an American bittern?
Hoopdajon
It's not brandishing any guns, or trying to steal some oil
bridgebrain
I love it, it donkey honks
dapperdoppleganger
At first I was leaning hard into "BRO IS THAT A BABY EGRET??" but your post makes a lot more sense.
OhIfIMust
Either way, that beak will ruin your day.