AintGonnaLiveForever
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Dec 7, 2017 7:02 PM
AintGonnaLiveForever
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FavouritePet
Why aye man!
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
You know how I know this was written by an American? Because only Americans leave out milk and cookies. In the UK they give Santa booze.
TheDairyPope
The Santa we deserve.
DaddiBlart
Best santa pic ive seen in usersub today
IronFart
Y'all killed Sonic now you have come for Santa resurrecting him as a Norse God... i can dig it.
DiceyBusiness
rocketturttle
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/66239506/ill-show-ye.jpg
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
Scotland? Ireland? One of you drunk bastards made this, I know.
lostindwoods
i TOTALLY READ THAT IN AN IRISH ACCENT IN MY HEAD.
PietroAretino
Read this with an Irish or Scottish accent. Honestly don't know the difference. Pardon my ignorance.
ILoveTomHiddleston
Same. Been watching sons of anarchy a lot.
heartysilver
(irish accent intensifies)
finnikins
People seem confused about the dialect, I’d guess geordie (newcastle England)
MassivelyEffected
Yeah same, it was the "mam", if it was Scottish id expect "maw". (I'm from NE England)
idkthisnameisstupidansimdonewiththis
WhoNeedsToiletPaperAnywayEh
Fun fact: Santa Claus got red clothes because of Coca Cola. Before that he was blue.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
I never heard about Santa wearing blue. I've read green, tan, and scarlet though.
WhoNeedsToiletPaperAnywayEh
I tried to find the source for the blue one, but it seems to be gone. Guess it was simply wrong. The colors varied, as you said.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
I had a look myself and I did find something about vikings believing in a Santa Claus who wore a blue hood.
Iaimtomisbehave
Guywithawedgiefetishandyoureokwiththat
3edgy5me
zeacorzeppelin10
Ho ho ho motherfucker
this1person
Santas gotta six pack ?!?
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
This speaks to me.
MrPredator
But... what about Sleipnir, the 6legged horse?
yourpalBuddyChrist
8 legged* fun fact. They say the inspiration for Santa's 8 reindeer comes from the 8 legs of sleipnir
thedissident
Is Santa a pirate?
vorpalblade82
Is 'e eck! He's from t' north yer silly get!
hayzlit
He’s whatever you want him to be. He’s currently my girlfriend.
crayon98
Irish
PhenTsoksar
Santa is Odin in disguise
Clayyuurr
Or from dublin
IJokeALot
But in that one movie you know the one with sandman Santa is Russian
Serkakker
Or australian
mtreis86
Scottish, I think
ArtOzz
Same thing.
Drougals
I'm going to say Ireland. Scots don't say mam they say maw
Flamingoid
Maybe the kid is Irish, and Santa's Scottish? Even if that's not true about this particular picture, it's a great scenario to imagine.
MassivelyEffected
Could also be North East England (gerodie) we say "mam" here. The "ye" would be pronounced more like "the" then.
LustrousShadow
Does that mean the kid got off scott-free?
Yupurineutah
" If you're not asleep when the boozer's close, you'll get a belt from your da'."
johnwalterm
My mom was told Santa would throw pepper in her eyes if he caught her up
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Sounds more like Krampus
Yupurineutah
My dad was told St Nick's "helper" Black Peter the Moor, would stuff him in a sack and take him back to Spain for a year of beatings.
Seeker61
I remember that from a long time ago .... What's that from?
Yupurineutah
I heard the Irish Rovers version.
sebvit
That'd be your father.
Disgustinglyantisocial
Angelas Ashes?
DoingItWrongSince1980
https://mainlynorfolk.info/leon.rosselson/songs/liverpoollullaby.html
Seeker61
Late reply from me, but thanks! That page jogged my memory.