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psmith00
i'm waiting now to hear the Trump will be giving Alaska back to Russia as they've been calling for in the last few years.
beatmacster
Golden showers video
foodgeekfish
heavyliquid
noJustNOnoooooo
Yea... the pee pee tape thing (which may be real) seems to be over emphasized as a rumor ... to distract from the very real possibility that there is video of him raping a child or multiple children. At the very least audio or video of him admitting it (and probably bragging about)
Etherealvalentine
LitterBoxKing
That could have been done over the phone. I guess Putin was feeling generous by giving some prime video coverage to all the MAGA fangirls out there?
Darewuz
This should have been an email…
Telemapus
Massive diplomatic win for Putin. When was the last time he walked on American soil?
rbudrick
He wanted to humiliate him. It worked.
PotatoCatz
tRump fucking applauded.
sbro11
fottage from the Epstein island, o, and the pee tapes.
petonious
Yea it's the Epstien list. And more.
TattoosAndTENS
Ed Snowden, where are you??? Oh right, Russia.
picardsbeard
I am 100% sure the press meeting wasn't the real meeting. The real meeting happened in the back room, and P✓tin got exactly what he wanted.
ognar
2025, still no Piss Tape
doctorbocker
Well now we can assume it isn't anything as funny as a pee fetish. It is almost certainly child molestation.
OldBikerDude
tRump looks like a Chump
Peden1
All that pageantry, and no resolution... I'm glad I paid to have that flyover that clearly didn't work
gimlismellyfoot2410
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNGNiaGU3ZmhxeG54NGxsMXAwZWk3bGp2bTc5OGM4OHd1YjBtZmF6cyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7uf18Q1543MqI/200w.mp4
Titilve74
You mean, the original copy of the Unredacted Epstein Files + plenty of nasty things the RuZZians know about Pedorange Turd..?
SlyPhinleyTheFirst
buddhanature
I don't even think Putin has to have much 'over Trump' ... only because Trump is a moron, so Putin can threaten, cajole, imply and Trump will believe, or roll over because the guy is also a spineless coward as well.
Them3OtherGuys
Only takes about 5 seconds to say, "Remember who holds your leash, dog."
mrthewhitee
There's no leash. Trump idolizes putin because of the power he holds. He does everything willingly because he thinks it's benifiting him.
3845i
He still has the Epstein files......
Cats2cats
He’s dangling power. You can be king permanently.
karlfrack
sfbiker
Probably has Epstein Island videos of Trump in action. Though it wouldn't matter to his base who already accept him as a felon, rapist and likely pedophile.
Munchman347
'Our copy of the Epstein Files come with videos!'...
Rapbot20
Epstein files....did trump and Melanie go to the p diddy freak parties?....At this point....I wouldn't be surprised if donnie and Ivanka have a secret...Gang Of Pedophiles
Etherealvalentine
FirstInLastOut
That's why they keep having private time together
IgnisInvictus
Yep.
mrthewhitee
This is a frustratingly naive take i wish would just die.
Putin doesn't need anything over Trump. Putin is a "strongman" dictator and toddler brain Trump idolized "strongman" dictators.
The only thing putin has to do to get his way with Trump is say, "You are doing a great job with America. You are the best president, " and trump will do whatever he's asked.
Show me one thing Trump has done for putin that's demonstrably against Trumps view of his best interest.
Hexidimentional
putin is also an accused pedophile, its likely he has video of trump raping a child
kcinsti
I disagree. If there's one thing Trump can't abide it's looking like a loser. He has to know by now how weak Putin is making him look, and for Trump to let that happen is very much out of character.
omgzwtfs
Exactly why he speaks highly of Kim Jung Un. He legitimately admires dictators and wants that level of "respect." Pretending he's been trying to end the slaughter and couldn't do so because of blackmail is giving him way too much credit
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I bet both are true. Putin could play trump lile a fiddle but probably has his bases covered with blackmail of some form. Or maybe just money.
Samja192
I don't think if Putin said that trump would look like a toddler that's just been told off like he does in this pic
Telemapus
Trump is obsessed with getting a Nobel Peace Prize. Putin just refused to end the war.
mrthewhitee
Trump regularly looks like he's shitting himself. That's just his face.
But im not saying, "This is what putin is actually saying."
Im saying he doesn't need to threaten leaking info to get what he wants from Trump.
ADMNtek
What could he possibly have on him that is worse than him being a serial pedophile? Wait a minute, Vlad is ex-KGB, maybe he has a copy of the Epstein files.
ProfessorDumbass
Maybe he provided a room full of kidnapped children and helped Donny push them into the blender afterwards. He has to have some sort of serious evidence. Like dna still in the body frozen in siberia serious
Evi1Gav
Bank loans. Trump owes billions to Russian banks, who took over the debt when the German banks refused to extend them any longer.
Etherealvalentine
TheSecondPiewackit
"Hey... hey... you know how you 'won'?"
petrovpoo
Maybe he has video or photographic evidence.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
Pretty sure Mossad has one, too.
Dvsusnx
There's probably multiple people that have them and they meet regularly to discuss what they will make him do next.
Titilve74
"maybe"..
The701
Personally, I think all Putin needs to do is compliment Donald repeatedly, tell him he is very smart, and that he is destined to be remembered for doing bigly great things. Putin is everything Donald wants: Strongman image, wealthy, and can freely have people killed. That puts him in a place of reverence in his mind; anything Putin says to him must therefore be spot-on accurate.
AreYouABadPerson
Saudi Arabia figured it out really early in the first term, honestly: Just put a big shiny thing in front of him. Like that stupid light-up orb Saudi Arabia used.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
At this point I'm not sure if there even IS anything that could make the maggats truly turn away from him. It seems everyone accepted he's on the Epstein list, and while some people are still angry about that, that doesn't mean they'd prefer the Dems to be in power.
XaoJet
We have had the files for awhile now, the FBI had hundreds of agents pouring over the files trying to scrub Trump from it. The odds of any interested intelligence groups who wanted a copy of the files not having one at this point is much greater than the odds of MAGA ever letting us see them. I really think that his why they wont release a scrubbed version, as soon as they do any one hostile to the regime can put out the uncooked version and end you.
Bojovnik84
Yep, and so does Mossad. Plus, Putin has all the transactions for the money Trump launders for him through Deutsche Bank. He also has leverage over plenty of othe billionaires and politicians, Trump is just one of many.
amyamazeballs
Apparently the voters didn't give a crap whether he rapes children
StrangePaegan
Taking it in the ass by a black man. That's the only thing MAGAts wouldn't accept. They'd accept it if they discovered Trump personally offed every child on Pedo Island but being receiver to a dark skinned person? No way!
WhattaMattahYou
If, "somehow" video of Trump violating a child, especially if it were a male child, that'd be it. Or if Trump himself was penetrated and liked it, that'd also be the end of things with his base.
spittytrinkles
Nah. They'd just claim it was a Deep State Deep Fake from Hunter Biden's Laptop.
LogicalLimes
Or just shrug it off and say “Boys will be boys.”
NoLollygagging
Proof of rigged election, that will make everything crumble
ronNhyde
No it wouldn't, your president is a rapist and a fellon and he's still running around. America needs to grow a pair before anything crumbles.
Nathanyel
They had a hold on him since the 80s, it's something much worse (in Donny's eyes, at least)
animatronicChristmasChickens
As if. MAGA would just say "it's about time!"
caerulakid
I have to assume a compliant US is more valuable than the destruction or the US. Cause if Vlad had that he would likely end the American experiment right now.
Blank1612
Sure, and who exactly would do something about it? Its not like he would leave by himself.
Walfas
LMAO nah, America is seemingly just chill with having a pedophile president, even if it was proven that he rigged the election nobody would care.