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This bad bitch is named Elizabeth. She's 47 years old and acts her age. She was an accidental present for senior year. Sit down and prepare for a story
This was minutes after buying her. We went to an auction looking for an old f-100 (I live in Georgia so of course im inclined to old trucks) after a few hours with no luck this beauty rolled out with a reserve of 25,000 with a starting bid of 13,000. Mom gave me the okay to bid (just for the experience, it was both of our first auction). I raised until 20,000 so i wouldnt accidentally buy it. It stayed at that until the auctioneer said "sold! To the man in the white t-shirt!" Holy shit that was me! The owner had owned it in high school and had take His wife to prom in it and when he saw a young buck bidding for it he got nostalgic. Me and mom exchanged a nervous look that i will never forget, we came for an old truck and ended up with a classic muscle car!
Me posing with it ( make all the jokes you want, i was on top of the world at that moment). After wobbling up to the counter to finalize our purchase we realized that there was no way out of it. Fortunately we could afford our purchase. After paying, a guide took us out to look at it for the first time. She was sitting in the middle of the lot waiting for us. For maybe 5 minutes me and mom just put our hands on our hips and pondered what had just happened. Finally i got the courage to sit in the drivers seat. As i sat down i got the same feeling that those Disney characters get when they realize their destiny (or some crap like that, im no poet). She had an interior like a 70's living room.
351C, the piece that makes her tick. I had no car experience what-so-ever but every old man who had seen us buy it made sure to let me know that i was going to learn quick.
I had to wait a few days to drive it into town since we had to insure it and all that jazz. It was honestly torture just seeing her taunting me.
When i finally got the okay to drive her i did what any sensible teen would do: take her to Taco Bell. As soon as i shut her off i heard something hit the hood from inside. I immediately thought "well crap, that didn't take long." I pretended like i knew what i was doing and opened the hood. The air compressor had locked up causing the belt to snap (though i didnt know that, i thought it would explode if i turned it on). I eventually diagnosed it through google while i ate my quessaritos and took her home.
This is her today after i waxed her. I take her out nearly every day and shes been through prom, graduation, a rare date (she attracts guys more than girls).
Thanks for listening, I've seen a few car posts recently and just felt like i should share her story though it isnt much.
Need to hook up the hideaway headlights.
Monstache
Looks awesome, but my dream would be to find a Ford Mustang 70's. Thats one hell of a car. A Wet dream would be a Mustang Eleanor
choloeseguay
I want to put pedal to the metal with a raging hard on and a fine woman in the passenger seat.... Did I say that out loud?
Sylviastout
Man, that's a gorgeous car. I hope you thanked your mom for being awesome!
GamesYouShouldPlay
Oh hell yeah, it turned both of us into hot rodders. She takes it to her church meetings
Sylviastout
Haha! Right on
obamathesecond
Still a better love story than twilight
Cutlerhammered
RoseBeef
Beautiful ride, you dick.
einsteinisbae
You could say this is why you shouldn't bid in an auction on something you don't want 'for experience' but then again sexy car so it's fine
GamesYouShouldPlay
Definately learned our lesson, we were fortunate
TheHonorableJudgeDookie
M-m-m-mommies money! Oh hell, I'm just jealous. Sweet ride mate.
GamesYouShouldPlay
Oh trust me, i paid her back with alot of HVAC money???? thanks brother!
rockjock29
Fuck, that thing is pretty.
rieter
You keep that and pay it forward in 47 years to another young person and keep its story alive!
TyrantDom
Get off my lawn
BimmerFarm
Ah, to have rich parents and live in a state that thinks surface corrosion is "rust." Gorgeous car, though.
GamesYouShouldPlay
Lol we're lower-middle class. Our farm in texas and dead gmaws house sold right before this so we lucked out
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
A motherfucking. Gran. Torino. You lucky bastard
GamesYouShouldPlay
Just a Torino actually! And thanks! I definately dont deserve it!
Glamfox
I'd love a car like this old school cars are the best don't ever get rid of it
Maukkha
ChadCote
I would shit my pants if I could buy that for 20gs
Iamtyrionlannister
I have a 72 and Love mine
ojdajuiceman1
Hotpad
That might be the coolest looking car I've ever seen. Lotta weed smoked and ass gotten in that car.
Rednecksaremyspiritanimal
My ex had this exact car. It's the only thing I miss about him.
Travistanks
I feel your pain on the attracts guys more than girls. Bought a street bike had 1 not my type girl say nice bike and the rest dudes....
GamesYouShouldPlay
Ive heard "its too loud" and "its scary" the latter i understand because it had some problems at first
clutchthepearls
It smells like gas
TheLastSquare
I just got a boner for your car, is that natural?
mjb52587
If your doing it right
GamesYouShouldPlay
Probably not, but i dont mind;)
RexHemlock
IAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
20k for your first car. Mine was $500. :(
gabiinunderland
Mine was a handmedown we bought in '04 off the lot, I got it in '09, no AC and had it for 7 years without AC. Lived in AZ and CA with it.
GamesYouShouldPlay
As long as it gets you A to B! I was stuck with meemaws ranger for a while! What model?
jawnnyrawten
I got my first car in '92. It was a '74 baby turd brown Plymouth Duster. It cost $350, and my brother and I drove it everywhere!
GamesYouShouldPlay
Hey theres a duster for sale down the street from me!
jawnnyrawten
I'd love to have it for my oldest. He'll be getting his license in a little more than a year. Georgia is a little too far away, tho.
GamesYouShouldPlay
Itd be a project car unfortunately, been there as long as i can remember, ill send a pic next time i drive by
nightster07
Mine was $300, bought her from my Grandpa.
OSCgal
Same here. '86 Olds Cutlass, V6 engine, power everything. Did tend to stall after starting. But for $500? It was a great car.
ottotravel
#5 makes me think Liz used to have a General Lee style paint job on the trunk.
chevybassguy
It's most likely the cross braces underneath the trunk lid for structural support. That's how my old 65 Fairlane looked on cold days.
GamesYouShouldPlay
Holy shit never noticed that, good eye man!
MilDravin
ugg...fix that pronto, no Torino should be tainted with orange! (i kid...)
chevybassguy
It's most likely the cross braces underneath the trunk lid for structural support. That's how my old 65 Fairlane looked on cold days.
OSCgal
You have a Fairlane!? My brother (lifelong car guy) had one he couldn't get rid of. Said nobody wants them.
motherFUCKINGdickbuttplayingwithJavert
The back looks as if the confederate flag was once on it
CabooseKbuse
i was gonna say that
GamesYouShouldPlay
I sawthat just now!
AintNoCompanionLikeABlueEyedMerle
The rest of the paint looks in great shape, so I'm guessing that pic is just condensation/frosting in the morning? Trunk lid has X-bracing
omglandshark
Correct -
1mthedude
Have fun protecting the Hmong family next door!
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Tranchec
Thank you this was needed
ErinFromTheOffice
Jackalac
God damn zipper-heads
GamesYouShouldPlay
As long as they stay off my lawn
RockPaperRooster
You're going to have to learn the Gran Torino song now.
ronswansonsbrother
And don't put one of those damn wings on the back of it like those mexicans
kenlee3377
I laughed at this... haha
ImSuperBad
TheGentryGaming
AukyOH
I'm a girl and I'm definitely attracted. To the car.
ThePerfectGif
Kiwingles
I feel ya. I love old cars. My dream for the longest time has been a 73 duster. Sadly not going to happen though.
sendmeshirtlesskylorenmemes
I'm a dude and I'm definitely attracted. To both.
wandergeist
I've owned beautiful sports cars for ~25 years and in that time they've attracted attention from lots of dudes but from women exactly twice.
OSCgal
Same here. A beautiful car of any age will have me drooling.
ImgurFairy
Yeah same. That's a sexy car.
dinobots56
I grew up in a shop that worked on old cars and stock cars. I'm usually more interested in the car than the guy driving it lol
DrPepper523
I think they're beautiful cars...I live off of Route66 so I see them all the time...rarely driven by someone remotely close in age tho :(
dinobots56
That is a problem I do see often lol. Although a lot of my guy friends are into classic cars.
DrPepper523
That's nice, I dated a guy once&found out his dad rebuilt old cars...older 2 brothers each had a nice old car they helped rebuild to have..1
DrPepper523
2..he didn't want anything to do w it..I'm like..but it's free to you..just help fix it up and you have a sweet ride. Nope..junky 90s thing
GamesYouShouldPlay
She said the feeling is mutual
AukyOH
Shes just my type too. Vintage, muscley, and black.
Alighierian
Just beware. She might run off. With the girl.
CrookedMouth
Standard shift yes
kahless01
girls are normally attracted to old hotrods. if you buy a lambo or ferrari all youll get is a sea of dudes asking questions. you check out
AukyOH
Truth.
Qumefox
This is rare though. What the OP said is true. Cars attract 98% dudes.
MLBFAN36
Yea seriously. My first was a 67 Mustang and it was always guys that came to look and hear her start up
Qumefox
I own a DeLorean. Same. If I was gay, it'd be awesome, but i'm not. lol.
MLBFAN36
It's a shame lol. And now, my dad owns a 63 Corvette restomod, and it's the same story. All men, and the very few ladies are quite old lol
poopnpee
Congrats! Sweet deal, but I now hate you.
vic6011
Same
Whatifidontwantausername
Can confirm. Been waiting 12 years for my muscle car. Hate him.
beaglehowl
I hate him too
thetrojanman47
Same
GamesYouShouldPlay
Ever find yourself in my neck of the woods we can take a spin!
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Middle georgia
DadsHumor
Gonna need an address and times you aren't usually home. Dog names and possibly days you typically stock the fridge.
Deathviper
You in southeastern GA by chance?
GamesYouShouldPlay
Middle
KingZullu
Why are you making it hard to hate you. It's all we've got
GamesYouShouldPlay
Because i want you to love me:(
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GamesYouShouldPlay
Thankyou very much!:)
NimikoKiri
I live in Georgia... Had I known i could've gotten that beaut i would've been there. Fuck you man lol. Congrats
kah929
I'll love the fuck out of you if you let me drive it
DrPepper523
You say rare date but I'm always looking for these types of cars while I'm drivin..but rarely is it a young guy driving..mostly much older:(
GamesYouShouldPlay
Only young guys revving at me, middle aged guys fawning over it, and old timers critiquing the paint or something
SnoopDoggAttending
Well I can take you out for some Naked Chicken Chalupas if youll let me just be near it.
kahless01
eat a drumstick ya dumbstick
GamesYouShouldPlay
Im listening
SnoopDoggAttending
Plus you can get the $5 box and replace the hard taco with a soft taco.
QuincyEndicott
I can't even imagine a life where someone could just drop 20 g's unplanned. Congrats OP
blowmetwotimes
did you read? they were there to (get this) "BUY" a truck, but instead bought a car. They must have brought some $ with them dont u think?
2muchSpooky
I grew up super poor and people always say "money doesn't buy happiness", but dammit this would keep me smiling forever. Yeah Im very jelly
Justanothersubguy
It'd just become another piece of your life after a while. The norm. As a person who has some nice things, they don't stay awesome for long.
shalabar
Money doesn't buy happiness, but a Ferrari's a nicer place to cry than the queue at the soup kitchen.
Alvatore
I've always said "money doesn't buy happiness, but it can purchase a suitable facsimile."
Eric12421
Beautifully worded
emkayultra
Right? My first car was $200. Every subsequent car I've ever owned still adds up to less than $20k. And I've owned about at least 10 cars.
DeepReaver
on a $700 97 Pontiac Sunfire currently, fucking love the damn thing to bits though.
Kiwingles
99 toyota camry for 800, 98 ford escort for 1200, 92 buick roadmaster for 700.
LegacyMuse
I just bought the most expensive car of my 11-car history. $1,500.
Vantango84
Yeah, my first car was an $87 minivan.
emkayultra
Haha that's great. My wife's first car was a Ford Aerostar for $35. Tho she didn't realize she had to change the oil. Seized up after a year
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Kiwingles
It's not only the trouble of getting a loan, but also being able to insure it, especially if you make payments. Live within your means.
mudfish99
My car was $1300. I've had it for 3 years with very little repair. If I bought a 10k car on a loan I'd barely be done paying the interest.
LegacyMuse
Hell, my last car was $200. it's lasted me 3 years so far.
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emkayultra
I wish you could see how hard I'm facepalming right now. Not everyone has that luxury.
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emkayultra
Honestly, you are WAY too out of touch of lower/lower-middle class America for any meaningful conversation about this esp. in 140 characters
kahless01
thats about normal for a new compact with a few options. could either get that whos value will tank or this that will be worth the same
kahless01
as a first car for families with two decent jobs as a first car for their kid its not unreasonable. my cousin has a 65 and 05 vette, hes 10.
LvAllen
Isn't 10 a little young to be rolling around in one of two vettes?
kahless01
my uncles a supervisor at an oil refinery and aunt owns an insurance agency. also a large farm. hes also got a condo at a&m waiting on him
popejubal
Somewhere around 15 seems a lot more reasonable for a new compact car. Including taxes and financing.
kahless01
10 years ago it did. my 05 cobalt was 12.7k with 0 options. loaded ss was 21. now a cruze is 17850, 20.4k for an auto most kids can drive.
kahless01
loaded cruze is 24820 for the premier hatch, damn near 30k for the diesel. car prices are no longer reasonable.
popejubal
My ex wife sold my car to buy her cruze a few years ago. It's a nice car, but it isn't a cheap car. Try a Fit or a Corolla or a kia.
GamesYouShouldPlay
Oh trust me, it hurt our bank a little bit!
dissapointinglysmallwhale
How much did the insurance cost?
DaddysGoneCrazy
@OP
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R3LIV3
The real questions
GrimmWarlord
Young driver, sports car, first car = probably $800-$1200 a month easily
ObnoxiousComma
A sports car would increase it THAT much?! Wow! I paid ~150 a month on my first car as a new driver.
heythatsmymiata
Young driver, sports car, convertible, paid fifty bucks a month.
aPurpleLiger
Being insured under my mom's '70 GTO is cheaper than being insured on my Kia Soul. Old cars are cheap to insure unless they're special.
madmatt2024
You know there is such a thing as collector car insurance and its usually dirt cheap.
NeilMcCutcheon
That's absolutely insane for insurance. You've clearly never bought or paid for insurance
GrimmWarlord
Idk about wherever you live but in Philadelphia that's the going rate if your a new driver in a sporty car, go look up some qotes its insane
GrimmWarlord
Idk about wherever you live but in Philadelphia that's the going rate if your a new driver in a sporty car, go look up some qotes its insane
Kiwingles
You guys are joking lol. Insurance varies wildly on multiple factors. Maybe not THAT high but still pricey I'm sure.
noghiri
Seattle area, 94 Camaro, 'round his age, paying about $1,000/six months. Friend in NJ: 800/month. Friend in TX: 400/6 mo.
Escheron
if you can say 20g hurt "a little bit".... for me 20g is a real punch in the nuts
isrslydunnoman
20g would take fear of homelessness away jeeeeeez congrats tho bud
gabiinunderland
I bought my first car last year, $20k loan. Guess who now can't get approved for anything else and has $430/month payments -_- the struggle
Escheron
we're currently leasing a new car. we didnt have to take out a loan, but we still have monthly payments. i think about 300 though
gabiinunderland
I heard you have to have awesome credit to do that though /: I wanted to just lease but I was surprised to even get approved to buy