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Mar 22, 2018 2:37 AM
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reverendbonobo
If she can afford 10 grand for a Disney vacation, she can give me 500 bucks to photoshop that out.
Twit4Twat
My vacation is going good, thanks for asking. Mostly in front of my laptop with lotsa Disney pictures and placing myself in that. $10K saved
ColClone54
And that ladies and gentlemen is what you call a "first world problem."
Davincimode
The little girl is trying to tell the parents they are fucking stupid for paying $10,000.
ThePerro
"haha I'm in Disneyland and you ain't!"
peerick
Perfect! Your daughter knows already... That’s one for the picture book!
Infomercialtvstar
My parents went to Disney without me when I was 9.
Thismuchistrue
10K ?
versperfox
Itsroxas
Who the fuck spends 10k. Mickey better lick my balls for those prices.
jph2os
At least this wasn’t 35mm.
GlassTurtle
Some fat little girl moons your picture?
MrGentlemanSir
The kid looks like Ted Cruz
callingalljanmichaelvincents
LadyNetrex
And then what happens?
Corrodias
No idea. @OP, explain yourself.
Cpeeds727
She’s probably pissed bc that other little girl is sitting on her head!!
Duckogoesquacko
You deserve more upvotes
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
$10k? Does that include the standard caviar baths and Dom Perignon colin cleansings?
powernapsRgr8t
For 10K you could visit every country in Europe.
DasDovian
I've gone to Disneyland several times and it has never even gotten close to costing me 10k.1k at most.
mrsmadhatter122916
It depends on where you're coming from. I live in Orlando proper and with passes, parking, food/drinks, merch etc. it can be a $200-$300 day
DasDovian
Yeah,Orlando is a monster trip. We're planning that one for late next year. Fully taking advantage of work and friend discounts.
mxsoman
Personally i don't like disney parks, overcrowded, expensive and sooo much walking/waiting in line...
sugarfreetarot
blowing a downpayment for a good car all on one trip. nice one, responsible choices. take her to the damn park or something.
Lahoura
Always take a fam of 4 during gay week. Family of 4 gets discount for no reason, gay week ia empty ao you dont need the fast pass
DasDovian
Gay week at Disneyland was the greatest discovery for us! Awesome shirts and there's no lines in either park.
chaoticyoyo
As an adult who has never been, whats the big deal with this place? I know people who go every year and I just dont understand it.
DasDovian
If you like Disney stuff it's a fun experience. It's a cool place to go at least once. I suggest not coming in the summer though.
Organoleptic
*intention to raise kids who dislike disney intensifies*
DasDovian
You can go to Disneyland without breaking the bank. Just plan in advance and don't go souvenir crazy. Also get a hotel that serves breakfast
Organoleptic
Pass. I'll take my kids to Legoland instead
DasDovian
Do the triple hitter it costs less Legoland,Sea World & Safari Park. Tickets cost 2 adults $150 ea. last year. Legoland is a half day trip.
Witzyremark
You're spending her college fund on something she won't remember, which would also be the case if you saved it for college.
SpringToMyWinter
That amount was probably written by someone whose family was too broke to go so parents made up an amount to make it seem like they 1/
SpringToMyWinter
Couldn’t go because it was really expensive for everybody and only really rich people could go.
skalor
My kids, 10 and 12, told us they don't want to go to Disney. They do want to go to Universal for Harry Potter though.
skalor
Kinda relieved my wife and I becauae we are not into Disney at all and find the characters weird. Especially adults that go without kids.
Maybemyboyswontknowwhothisis
If you think that Disney is for children you are mistaken. It is much better without children, beautiful and relaxing. YMMV.
tjluv
10k?? wtf, ok I'm taking my future kids camping
DrkBluePenguin
I pay about $120 a month and my wife and I can go as often as we want. We go 3-4 times a month so it's actually worth it.
SimonGarfunkle
Permanently if you’re homeless
Hemelsblauw
Good idea, as Disney employees are underpaid, while their bosses swim in money.
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Forget that... I'm taking my future kids to college. Or at least use that money to feed and clothe them.
ColtTheKid
I’m just not having any
RulesOfImgur
Is that because you can't find a girl to tolerate you?
ColtTheKid
She’s is a teacher. She deals with enough kids at work, and I deal with them on here.
RulesOfImgur
She's is? As is she is is? It's obvious that you aren't the teacher. Also, how was I supposed to know that?
ColtTheKid
Well you know what happens when you assume...
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
Camping can also be very expensive.
1POINT772453850905516027298167483341
Can confirm, I camp and hike a lot, probably spend several thousand $ on gear over the years. But that's the same for most hobbies
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
I'm glad someone understands what I was trying to say.
HormonalWoman
Camp posh vs camping with sticks, tarp and rope or even hammocks is wayyyy cheaper.
CrunchyLookingLeaf
Glamping
1POINT772453850905516027298167483341
Even backwoods camping can rack up the $$ lightweight and decent quality gear is pretty expensive
HormonalWoman
Yeah that's called posh camping. A couple quid for a net hammock and maybe 20 for a sleeping bag sorts you out. Just depends on what you
HormonalWoman
consider camping.
1POINT772453850905516027298167483341
Yeaaaaaah where I live that kinda camping gets you killed
FlowersByIrene
And it can be incredibly cheap. As with many things, it depends on how stupidly you spend your money.
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
I'm not saying it will cost that much. What I'm asking is, do you have what it takes to camp rough or are you about those comforts that cost
tjluv
I said camping not glamping. I grew up spending every summer in the woods, learned a lot. Kids like to be outside, well at least I did
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
I loved being outside, I grew up on 100 acres of private property. We went camping and kayaking several times every summer. 1/2
TheManInTheWall
Glamping is not camping
DrClaww
Bong State Recreational Park, Wisconsin. $8 a night. Tent, blankets and pillows, campfires and memories and no cell phones, you heathens
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
Yes but what about food, do you already have the tent, firewood, did you already have some, did the park supply or did you have to buy it?
TheOddsAreGoodButTheGoodsAreOdd
Food should not be an issue. You spend money on food where ever you are.
Avadevinelover
Seriously man if I'm gonna be camping in a place called bong I'm going to need atleast a 5ft igloo cooler of chocolate pudding and Cheetos.
DrClaww
a few bucks for buns and hot dogs, beef jerky, canteens of water. firewood supplied by park
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
Living in CA, we don't get our firewood supplied, and our camp grounds cost a lot more per night.
FreshyDoug
I spent $1500 for a family of 3 and stayed 4 days, went to all the parks. Send me $500 I'll tell you how I did it.
LudaLola
Thats about the same for us every summer vacation. Even saved $150 last yr cuz we opted to stay on the parks resort instead of at hotel room
comacomacomacomachameleon
Step 1: live in Florida and get the discount.
puffthemagicdracula
Yes! They have come out with resident experience passes for the winter/spring off season. We did all four parks last year for $500 1/
puffthemagicdracula
For family of four. Packed our lunches, splurged on a snack or two and kids got to pick one souvenir at the last park we went to. 2/2
redherring1248
Florida resident is cheaper than that. I bought a 4 day pass for my husband and I, $250. If you don’t buy the food plan, you’ll save a ton.
FourFiveFire
Step 2: Save a Leprechaun's life.
ILikeBlondDudesAndICanNotLieButGingersWillDoJustFine
Step 3: ????
mattamunoz
Step 4: profit
WizardProphet
Step 5: Use profits to go to Disneyland
woodjoiner
$10,000? Is this normal for that place?
redherring1248
Nope, that’s not normal. Even a Disney cruise isn’t 10k.
twisster76
We're usually between $3-4K for our family of 3, 7 days, Moderate level resort, meal plan. You can easily spend less or more.
MacClay
You don't have to spend that much, but Disney will absolutely let you.
fishdinna
Easily
ICanChangeMyUserNameWheneverIWant
Family of 3. 4 nights. About 2k. We didnt go absolutely cheap route, but I know 10k can be easily achieved.
strawberryspider
Hell yes it is. My family went and we spent at least 7k and we were trying to be cheap about it.
Rick5anchez
I'm going through these replies and I feel some of these people got very different experiences.
DasDovian
I think part of the major expense for many is the flight. I live in CA so I just drive down & stay the night. That's $1000 +I don't spend.
BigKahuna128
They stayed in the “Cocaine included” suite
toomanyostriches
Eh, depends how much you think you need. Two people, Disney hotel, 5 days, shared meals, souvenirs, with flights was like $2500 I think
toomanyostriches
But we also spent two days at Universal, and that’s included in it too.
orangefactorfive
If you go all out with the on-site hotel, air travel, and 6 people for 3 days it could approach that.
uswhoejacklessly
What? Clearer for people like me ?
iaminseriousneedofadrink
Family of 5. 7 days . DWorld. Flight. Resort stay. 2 Rooms. $7500. Worth every penny.
TuggSpeedmann
There’s definitely a way to go on a budget.
redherring1248
We go once a year and we never spend that much. Barely even a tenth. Just don’t buy the park out and stay offsite.
DasDovian
Heck yeah. We stay at one of the 4 star hotels and don't buy anything unless we really want it. Eat once in the park we stay at about $350
Bonnyy
I went to the ins in paris with my boyfiend and we paid 480 with one of thebdisney hotels, breakfast and both park entrees, combined
TheFeralDog
Only if you stay in disney park hotel and fly first class and eat at expensive places every meal
Toastfrog
Or could just be a family flying from somewhere like new Zealand
RobErtE87
I mean it's not unusual to spend that much money on a vacation. It's not very close for most people, so people having a vacation on hawaii
RobErtE87
or anywhere across the US or maybe even in another country (european disneyland, people need to travel to france) you'd pay a lot too
RobErtE87
and most people who go to disneyland don't only go to disneyland and then straight home. So they see the city/area too
matchugegs
The corn dogs there are $8. They're mighty tasty, but 8 DOLLARS!?!!!?!!?!?!??!?!
imsmallfry
Highly doubt it. I travel from ireland to florida for 3 weeks nearly every second year and do parks. No way my parents could afford 10k
pinkcow
Europeans get amazing deals from WDW, like free dining and super cheap hotels stays.
imsmallfry
We dont stay in disney or anything like that and just dont really buy meals in there either. We just do it the smart way tbh
pinkcow
Well we stay on property, eat there because that is part of the experience for us.no way is smart or dumb, depends on priorities.
imsmallfry
Not spending 10k on a holiday is smart because then you can go on more holidays
BigJewishHulk
It's really expensive. Also, I've only been to the Paris one, and it's not that good.
BigJewishHulk
Armed forces, bomb sniffing dogs, metal detectors, xray machines, those things you have to stand in a scanner
BigJewishHulk
Waiting 3 hours for a bad dirty 30 second ride, it's not nice
BigJewishHulk
10k is a bit much, but hotel costs etc are expensive
BigJewishHulk
Not enough seats in restaurants, everything was just meh
FuryM0nk
Takes a big family, airfare, nice resort, good food/drinks and of course you gotta get some souvenirs. Some people drop bigggg at this place
DasDovian
Nooo, not unless you're buying all expensive the souvenirs. Costs about $350per adult if you budget right.
DeniseReade
"350 per adult if you budget right". I can honestly say I no longer want to go. Like, that's literally my car payment.
DasDovian
Also Disneyland has special events where the tickets can be up to 1/2 off. Use the choose my hotel option on booking sites. Saves you $$$
DasDovian
We also plan our trips a year out. $350+ is easier to save over the course of 12 months or so rather than just a throw down trip.
DeniseReade
It's not the saving that bothers me but the idea that 350 is the discount price. That's about what I spend on food for a month.
DeniseReade
I could feed another me for a month or go to Disneyland. I could buy a new laptop for school or take a friend w/ me to Disneyland. Etc etc
UhhhhhNick
When my brother got married, the mother in law paid for all of ours and their families to go to Disney for 3 nights. All the special >
UhhhhhNick
Passes and food stuff and bracelets and suites for 20 people cost her like $100k. But they were rich so she was like "meh whatever"
somenerandom
is your brother's wife single
InfinitusEquitas
Is your mother in law looking to adopt lol.
WizardProphet
Has she thought of being a sugar momma?
UhhhhhNick
She has 4 daughters so I don't think there's room for anyone else lol
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
For me. Family of 3. Dad and 2 kids. 3 days. Airfare. Hotel. Parks. Food. Random shit and fast pass ended up being $3400
mxsoman
Even driving its still at least $1500.
reverendbonobo
Jesus. My brother and I used to spend 5 bucks on gas, then 50 or 60 each on admission and food. I am never going back. Not at those prices.
AManWhoWasntThere
Motherf....... wooooow...a bit too much
redherring1248
Uh...if you plan it right and you don’t stay at a Disney resort you can take a family of 4 under 1k.
Greatwood
For like two hours and you get to get spit on my the cast members
comacomacomacomachameleon
They just announced they're tacking on an extra $30 a day "parking fee" for people staying at the Disney resorts. Yeah.
HormonalWoman
Like if they have a car or what?
JaceEvans
Fast pass is free
shokomann
You can get 3 weeks Sardinia/Italy with perfect weather, caribian style water, awesome food...for that price...geez
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
Yeah, but you'll never get the once-in-a-lifetime-chance to be stripsearched by your favorite Disney character!
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Imagine having to spend money on kids.
shokomann
They pay back, with their smiles
PhantomCrayon
Smiles don't pay the rent
woodjoiner
Wow. Thank you for the info.
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Well also rented a car, checked out the Hollywood sign, la brea tar pits, and a beach. That was part of it, but not too much
woodjoiner
Sounds like a great trip. Good job Dading.
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Thanks! Kids had a tough year, and I’d always wanted to take them. They had fun. 1st plane trip too
usernamessuckbutwhatever
It certainly can be. I was there last week with my family of 5. The parks are expensive, but where you stay makes or breaks it.
CharlIly
I guess if you want to but the whole experience package, that's you sleep at DL and wake up at DL, then
CharlIly
Only resort does achieve that, which costs a lot. If you can just get a hotel somewhere and drive, I doubt the ticket won't cost much
AManWhoWasntThere
Jesus Christ....and i had the dream to go there, nah....i'll watch youtube videos of it...it is cheaper
InfinitusEquitas
It's on google earth, and six flags has better rides.
DasDovian
Go for the Halloween event. It's cheaper but you have to be on it because the tickets are limited
uswhoejacklessly
Oh no another dream..it would be perfect just a click away
PorneliusHubertII
Busch Gardens is much better IMHO. Amusement park plus water park plus zoo.
ColonelColon
Having been to both Disneyland and Disneyworld cos of family as a kid, the only one I'd actually want to visit is Disneyworld Animal 1)
ColonelColon
Kingdom and Disneyworld Epcot. Both really really nice to walk around in, I'd recommend it if you find yourself in Orlando for some reason.
testicularspaceheater
Look at the "can be." that's the important part. We flew our family of nine out from CO (grandparents, aunts and uncles, etc.). 1/2
testicularspaceheater
It wasn't cheap, but it wasn't no damn 10K. 3 days at Disney and 2 at Universal CA for around 6K. It was amazing. Again, 9 people.
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
Have you considered getting into Warhammer instead?
AManWhoWasntThere
What's Warhammer?
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
Just search it on eBay and watch your wallet cry.