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Thalarctos
He he, is that his new nickname? ol'
JARKB
I once told the person I was talking to on my phone that I couldn't find my phone and continued to panic.
sambolino448
What makes you think he never does stuff like that?
Randombastard360
Take heart, Elon probably has done that as well. He’s just more successful than you could ever possibly imagine yourself to be.
Joshbigmack
i dont care about this musk guy
jquick69420
MUSKY!!!!!
mcboogie3
This is like comparing a grain of sand to a mountain, I'm sure there are enough grains of sand that used their phone to look for their phone
HerMajestysSecretButthole
There goes Elon Musk sending cars into orbit while I ponder how they got the plastic ball in Guiness tall cans.
DavidELD
To be fair, he was dumb enough to lose his one car to a space program. He has to carpool with his peasant co-workers now.
crowkiller06
Wifey once used her keys to unlock her car.....so she could look for her keys.
edtwozeronine
you have 2 phones then???
dowingba
I guarantee Musky has done that.
AerosDrawings
"Revolutionizing the human experience" lmao no. He makes cars too expensive for anyone working class to buy and fucks around with space
AerosDrawings
travel while people starve. And also claims to be a socialist when he's clearly not. Fuck him.
expfarrer
man, just look how much good the koch bros do with their moneys
rocketturttle
given the people on this site, I have no way of knowing if this is sarcastic or not
SanneDoe
WElcome to the club. I sometimes wonder how I made it this far without being wiped out by darwinistic principles :)
mistakesweremadeagain
Lol this didn't age well
Merovean
Yeah similar boat... floating along wondering wtf...
WantSomeRyeCourseYouDo
Yesterday I was looking for my phone while talking on the phone. :/
TrachycarpusRex3
Does Puerto Rico have power yet?
Staddi
They/Tesla at least restored power to a children hospital.
SickOfThisCessPool
Tesla isn't the one trying to restore power. The contract went to a shell company which only had four employees. Heil Trump.
MikeHawck
30% of the island still has no power and yesterday there was a transformer explosion that cause more power outages.
override367
No, because the president doesn't want them to recover
wilsonx1999
Don't know, why don't you ask trump?
Pikachu88888
In honor of black history month, I'd just like to say that Elon Musk is my favorite African American of our generation.
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
And of course he is white
ajpimpsalll
Second favorite: Charlize Theron
Dan11111
This is why I hate the phrase. It implies too much.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
HD2composer
thisisanoriginalusernameithink
This comment is wonderful! Bravo.
nanamonster
Laitosto
Y... you... I... nevermind.
RoseHarmonic
I will point out that he is a Canadian American who happened to have been born in South Africa
safetcup
His dad is from South Africa, Dutch ancestry...
maximinusthrax1
simply wonderful
ypele
This comment is delightful, +1
minepagan
gaystoner
Technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Arcian
Excellent choice of gif. Also, excuse me while I go cry a bit over how unfair it was for Firefly to get canned.
agerm2
Fuck, now I have to cry...
AwkwardLee
Always upvote speechless Mal.
minepagan
He will always be Buck to me.
gibsonguy77
Isn't it racist to praise a group of people purely on the color of their skin? Where's Asian History Month?
SendLewdss
Nigga what
GreaterDog
In May
gibsonguy77
Too bad it's so obscure, that people still have to google when it is.
OverlyOpinionated
Not racist, just stupid.
ZeiQuenDi
Why label it? «black history month» is still part of american history. Why is there no White history month? Just call it history ffs....
VaardArk
Because America doesn’t teach black history as a part of its history.
Shamwowser
We learn American history because we live there, we don't learn black history because that isn't something everyone needs to know and it's
VaardArk
It's not just about the atrocities. It's also about the great achievements they have contributed that have been rewritten and whitewashed.
Shamwowser
not something that happened solely in America. I know it sounds bad but our school system sucks and really we don't need a detailed history
wrackspurts
(2) to those overlooked by history as a result of being marginalised.
gibsonguy77
It's not as if it weren't for this month, black history wouldn't be taught. And besides it's not just praising famous black people but all.
wrackspurts
It's generally not, our curriculum is pretty European focused. And maybe that's how people are taking it, but not what it's for!
gibsonguy77
And it generally shouldn't be. It should be about the person and not their skin color.
wrackspurts
It's not praising them purely on the colour of their skin, it's recognising that history is white-washed and bringing awareness (1)
somewhatwiseguy
How is history white washed it's just history you don't study European history if you're looking for Aztecs so to speak
wrackspurts
(2) written about in the first place.
somewhatwiseguy
Then what do you call egyptian history Mayan and Aztec history Spanish history Chinese and Japanese history these are all widely studied
wrackspurts
History is written by the victors, generally white dudes. By 'whitewashed' I don't mean 'changed to white' I mean that POC weren't (1)
KongBjoern
IIRC he is just african, not african-american
StevieWundaBred
Born in Africa, live in America. African American enough for me!
KongBjoern
so when he goes to Mars he becomes a African-Martian
meredelaine
He's an American citizen.
KongBjoern
yeah but by that logic when ol' musky goes to Mars he becomes a martian
tossabeertoyourwitcher
Only if he establishes citizenship there
superdupertrooper
He could decree himself to be King of Mars and give himself citizenship. Easy peasy.
DrunkenZebra
How is he not African-American exactly?
BruceBannersButtplug
I'd think he is African American as he has American citizenship. He has Canadian citizenship too so he's actually African-Canadian-American.
xj4low
He couldn't get an African American scholarship for college. They just look at the color of your skin.
DrSchmolls
if they don't see a picture of you and the only piece of info they have is "I consider myself to be African American/Black" what can they do
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
That doesn't mean he's not African American, that just means the scholarship is racist.
laNikiNt
He's much more African-American than any black person born in America
Abbagooochiete
No, he's african-canadian-american
Floppydiscpornstar
Newsflash: Canada and USA r both in America
Syralight
Usaians are commonly refered to as Americans while Canadians are refered to as Canadians.
Nobody7713
Please don't call Canadians Americans, we get annoyed
KongBjoern
didn't he grow up in south africa?
KongBjoern
but yeah his mother is canadian, and his father is south african, but he is not american
goodolechefmike
Is canada not american. He is not united statesian tho.
Floppydiscpornstar
Canada is part of America, just like USA
pgdave
Not sure he's actually revolutionized the human experience, but I hear you.
Camelspotting
Without him you probably would see even close to the number of electric cars on the road today.
pgdave
Okay but like...that hasn't actually revolutionized my experience. It's really cool! don't get me wrong, I like it - but not revolutionary.
SexMonster42069
Yeah, this Elon cult is getting a little creepy.
Klingon00
To be fair, he just looked for his phone using his phones flashlight...
Svartlebee
See, on any other post where I have posted the same sentiments I get downvoted a lot.
pgdave
I've gotten downvoted quite a bit on my other comments in these threads.
IKnowItWasNotDeleted
It wasn't past tense, he meant that he is in the process of doing it. But I don't know is musk is or not
Cheomesh
His engineers, sure. He is just a frontman.
pgdave
I dunno, like, SpaceX is *awesome* and it's something I support and love, and it has 0 impact on my daily life.
PudgyPinkiePie
Because it's nascent. Imagine the impact when we can ship iron in from the asteroid belt
pgdave
Sure, it's *fucking awesome* and it might have an impact down the road, but it's not revolutionizing the human experience now the way 1/2
pgdave
that things like smartphones and cell phones in general did, or the way that web 2.0 did, or the way that self-driving cars might 2/2
PudgyPinkiePie
Also fairly affordable and incredibly fun electric cars. Hyperloop. Etc.
lifeisapicnic
TBH Elon Musk is terrifying
BobHasselhoff
He is my religion
Edvi2013
I always get this lex Luther bibe from him
Squidwardsnose
Am I missing something?
ijustcantevenrightnow
but in a GOOD way, am i right?
JARKB
I'm not sure I want to smell his musk.
thisisanoriginalusernameithink
The man is legitimately bucking fonkers! But amusing nonetheless.
Unchartedmaster
I think his revolutionary successes are just extraordinary
interactor
The right man in the wrong place can make all the diff-erence in the world.
SickOfThisCessPool
He has expressed his desire to nuke Mars' poles
UnrustleYerJimmies
In order to create an atmosphere so the planet can be terraformed. Not so scary.
SickOfThisCessPool
I know that, but dude still has super villain ideas.
Rox2
Any plan that has step 1 as "Use thermonuclear weapons on the poles" can't be all bad...
thisisanoriginalusernameithink
He does in fact have delusion charisma. Works, until it doesn’t. He’s been on quite a run but mars colonisation is just fucking stupid!
ColonelColon
"The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good 1)
ColonelColon
reason to go into space - each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision." That said, it probably 2)
ColonelColon
won't happen for any reason but economic value discovered on Mars or desperation.
iloveavocadossomuch
He and his mom look like a pair of villains that will dominate the world.
wobblecopterr
*are
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
She is a model, they all have a ton of pics with Medusa like hairdos, don't expect her to look like an average everyday mom.
LawFiveGuy
based on the one picture of his mom I've seen floating around here, she got her powers through an electrical outlet
EvilandImaginary
SpiderMans
The weak shall fear the strong
ThePresidentOfStrayaOFFICIAL
—Adolf Hitler, 1937
Iamthesasquatch
Read his book, he's apparently a total arsehole who will stop at nothing to colonize mars
SkyrimBelongs2TheNords
Elon Musk doesn't have a book. There is one written about him though.
Iamthesasquatch
Well he's not going to write his own book that makes him out to be an autistic maniac
TheBlackWindHowls
I got curious and googled "has elon musk written a book" and...
MMAgCh
So many hours.
SnackOverflowError
Yes
PanicAtTheCostco
TBH anybody can be Elon musk if they actually stay determined and driven. He doesn't accomplish all of this alone. It's more than science.
Gaiashining
That’s patently untrue.
PanicAtTheCostco
I feel sorry you feel that way. Imagine what you could accomplish if you thought otherwise.
Gaiashining
I have accomplished plenty thanks. But you have excluded environment and opportunity. There will be plenty of brilliant minds out there >
Gaiashining
< that will never fulfill their potential because of their environment. Some of them will be on a migrant boat in the Mediterranean right >
rbudrick
Above average Joe is has elevated levels of stupidity above average Joe.
PanicAtTheCostco
I'm sorry you feel that way. I guess I'm stupid for trying to tell people they can achieve greatness too if they try.
rbudrick
In the last 80 to 200 (estimated) billion people that ever lived, he's literally the only one (yes with hired help) that has done this.
Kamasu0Tra
Luck, charisma, a good upbringing and education, these are all vital things to be coming close to being Elon. Staying determined and driven
Kamasu0Tra
is the equivalent of breathing; necessary to even just survive these days.
TheBritishAreComing
What makes him terrifying?
ElbowDeepInACat
His goals seem way too good and beneficial to the people for it to not seem like he has some secret plan for word domination
jacob747
Have you ever seen berserk? The overly ambitious line their path to victory with blood whether they realize it or not
someguyonthissite
the size and dedication of the ridiculous personality cult, mostly
AppleTreesAndHoneyBees
Lizard People!!1!1
MerToo
the realisation that there are actually lots of people with his reach & grasp, but so few that seem vaguely benevolent/altruistic like him?
isthereanyavailableusernamesleft
Yes, this. I am a big fan of what he's doing but if he said I want to put 100 sharks with Lazers into every ocean people would say yes.
MerToo
Anything that reduces the quantities of plastic waste and annoying long-haired surfie guys *at the same time* is good with me.
MadMerlyn
Well how do YOU propose we eliminate all that plastic? I'm not seeing any solutions from you Harold.
StrikyMcLightningRod
People are afraid of massive, fast change, Elon basically is the human incarnation of that so naturally people will look at him cautiously.
lifeisapicnic
I'm afraid of any one person having that much wealth and thus, that much power. That's what I'm afraid of, not change.
MerToo
people of Musk's power are a: numerous & b: have been forcing their changes on us for a long time. Musk is just more obvious & open about it
silfarion
ELON MUSK IS AN AGENT OF TZEENTCH
SkyrimForTheDragons
Kaleopolitus
... Tzeentech?
ThePastmaster
Chaos God of Change, Secrets, and Plots from Warhammer 40K.
CANADIANMIST
skldfkjsdklfjjklsdfjksjkl
Wow what the f*ck
SomeCrazyNerd
That'll do it.
SquanchingIntensifies
Ocera
Need to know what that is from.