Dirkmerkum
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FP edit. Sen bobs an vagen
Feb 14, 2018 12:18 AM
Dirkmerkum
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FP edit. Sen bobs an vagen
Jafar1987
Yes.... despite knowing you are a winner and texting you to let you know, I still need your full name and phone number!
SlimJesus8
it was her the whole time ????
Rips4w
BUT ITS YOUR WINNINGS PRIZE, YOU FOOL!
Lizaderp
Man it's good to have a PO box
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
but what if that was actually the Nigerian Prince ???
jimmyv723
eromitlab
bitch lasagna
mcgigglepop
BOBS AND VAGEN
jarsoffarts
These people r so obvious, I think that annoys me more than the attempt to scam me
wick3dwank3r
Bobs and vagen ROFL!
Nerox666
You can hear the Indian accent in this
humblewordsmith
But what about your winnings prize?
MemytusTheMemeEmperor
she asks for bobs and vagen.... give her what she wants
regvikrant11
Since no one is asking the real question- Did you get bobs and vajene pics? Need it for a bot friend.
IonlyUpvoteTurkeys
Sho me bobs an vagen
StaticVoidFalafel
Always bobs and vagene
ImAlohaBob
Half a million delivered to your front door by fedex? Sounds legit.
brotherblue
Bumchums are great
sahdad
I wonder what they would do with a P.O. box.
NotquiteThereyet00
This is fucking wonderful. My girlfriend had the same thing happened to her online
WhyleKat
Sooo...? Did she give the banana blowjob or what?
NotquiteThereyet00
She used her teeth! Ahh!
Ultemus
If this is a text from a stranger, how does it have a photo already? Am I missing something?
Zelly012
You’ve clearly never used messenger lmao
tattoogigolo
Facebook staff member on Facebook messenger. Try to keep up.
fergusturtle
Lost it at bobs and vagen
lookatitjustlookatit
I'll be using that phrase tonight with wife!
fergusturtle
I'll try it on with mine tonight too and report back here tomorrow.
beaubrent
+1 for bobs and vagen, this joke never gets old
PunchDancingOutMyRage
SCANNER
RandomUserC137
“Sho me bobs an vagen” Best. Line. Ever.
GalbraithS
Im curious to know what these bum chums undies are but scared to google xD
boredactor
i can almost guarantee you that what you're seeing is what you'll get : flashes of peen, balls and ass crack
hotdudecurator
Ha, you don't have to convince me. I was sold when I first saw them!!!
forreallyandfortrue
Special jogging shorts, very expensive but plenty of breathability. And edible (unless you have a nut allergy).
RickMorty
Ha
angelwkw3
Fedex 500k lmao
pigwitz
Isn't there some story about an inheritance getting lost by FedEx?
TheTimeless
Probably, FedEx also has a policy of not delivering money, but people ignore that anyway
angelwkw3
Perhaps but for a company like a facebook to ever suggest that is ridiculous.
GrampaJack
vagen
SofaKingSpecial
Scammers are gonna be much scarier when their english improves.
xxbuttplugxx
Like when a hyper intelligent AI does it?
JackBeak
Ok
thatpolishkid
I’m pretty sure if I did shrooms and answered to these I’d lose all my money ????????????
JHawke
Adres "Yes I have one of those!". No sir I want to know where you live "I live right here.. don't i?"
NeoHelios
Scammer chat bots are gonna be much scarier when their machine learning algorithms are perfectly fine-tuned.
aclarko
Perhaps the singularity may begin as a result of people trying to make the perfect scammer chat bot?
WGNoldoR
It's actually on purpose. It filters out the smart ones so they don't lose time with people that might smell the scam as it develops.
noctynight
It’s also to escape Facebook’s algorithm that tracks these kinds of scamsZ
TibetanTerror
And then there are people like me that fuck with them as long as I possibly can or until I get bored.
blahblahghost
The real heroes. If you're wasting their time, that means they aren't doing that shit to somebody else.
ElBakko
its actually literally indians or nigerians with bad english in a majority of cases - because both countries have a big scamming industry
WGNoldoR
I think that doesn't help but Google translate gives better results so I still think it's mainly on purpose
namiasdf
Hoax hotel on YouTube guys. You're welcome.
SofaKingSpecial
Interesting. I hadn't considered that. Where did you get this info?
LandOtter
https://youtu.be/Ge6dP6YZfsQ
Lesbiansass
There was a youtube video about it from a prominent marketeer I just cant remember where and Im sleepy
iamlikelytoforgetthis
QI
sitemoth
James Veitch has two Ted talks about it, which are hilarious.
MoneybagsMcGee
He's a Nigerian prince, he has a dirth of research at his fingertips...err fingateps
moshthun
Years of scamming.
UhnothisisPatrick
I send you this info only to home address give me home address and social to verify is you
misterturdcat
Okay! P. Sherman 42 Wallaby way Sidney Australia. Its a little boat house.
SofaKingSpecial
turtortoise
There is a TED talk about this that is very interesting (and hilarious).
LandOtter
https://youtu.be/Ge6dP6YZfsQ
encyclopediabritannica
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everybodydothebartman
Lol, totally worth giving up the $500,000.
BababaMoooya1
Lmao
WaveOfSilence
Im fairly sure you're being sarcastic.
but not completely.
everybodydothebartman
wildatheart499
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
money can't buy happiness, only memes can do that
semirelatedcomments
Are you serious?
Neogreenyew
I cant tell if the guy that cant tell if they are sarcastic is sarcastic
ThePrimeMagus
One of them is always sarcastic, and the other is always super srs. You may ask them one question.
Neogreenyew
Im too scared to ask