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#meme #memes #streaming #gaming #simpology #subscription #twitch
Jun 29, 2020 2:06 AM
Kahlenberg
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#meme #memes #streaming #gaming #simpology #subscription #twitch
Cataphract01
Meanwhile Belle Delphine, Queen of Simps, is back. Guess she needs more money after her hiatus.
Abhorrentscorn
Incel bitch boy on this account
Etereo
So many carrers in prostitution lost
pluto408
NR2K
Very accurate indeed
Tommygunnz
I'd rather be an average check to check Joe that occasionally scores the hot female than a rich cuck with disposable income women despise.
VaIerie
Is this satire? Or did this exact thing like actually happen involving that streamer?
DangerTrain
Simps are a plague. But, so are titty streamers, so.
Slipnish
You're Gundam, aren't you?
JoeVandergraff
Poki-simps are the worst.
MrBigTomato
When I was a teen, all we had to waste money on were celebrity 1-900 numbers.
AlaSnackbar
Some context here anyone!!
Nanuek
This site is called Imgur. People post images and videos for others. Life is defined by despair.
CptCaveman69
Yeah wouldn't give any of them a penny, would rather spend my money on something useful.
sarkonas
I mean, there are good, wholesome streamers that provide a lot of entertainment and online community, 5 bucks/month is more than enough tho
ToneyLoo
HypoMix
is this a reference to a specific event?
Kahlenberg
Just a meme bud
BBaggins80
He's wearing a Michigan sweatshirt! Been a while since they win something notable...
allmypostshadnopantson
Since i am not a gamer.
Sian415
You're not a pathetic fool that pays people to play video games.
madinspace
Twitch is without question one of these worst intentions in the last decade.
madinspace
Or even inventions.
gaarashatan0360
its sad cause its true, its funny cause you could get a high class prostitute for that much but instead its spent simping
Croltown
she is a twwitch hoe ignore and move on
Esdog
You could buy at least 10 real whores for $3000
Esdog
Or 30 cheap ones
stealthyrpg24
Go to mexico and get 300
blubbstar
in some countries you'll get one forever with 3k bucks
chargeling
No exports. And going there all the time by plane isn't for free, either.
Esdog
I know! I donate money to charity to stop that :/
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
This deserves more upvotes
azmariaBaroness
i have yet to get a single donation streaming so i'd be very thankful.
Snotty128
Pul your top down, like this. The money will start flowing
azmariaBaroness
Maybe I'll get more views as well. ^_^ Just starting out.
Mrcheesedog
What's the limit for the amount of hair exposed when I pull down my shirt? A lot? I hope it's a lot.
ClockWorkOdyssey
mendrak
EvilDeadTed
Is Simp the new Cuck?
redmangc
Closer to a White Knight, cucks at least know the other person
jgz32610
Who is this streamer?
jlgarcia4789101
Pokemane or something like that
Goldenleg
I don't get what's happening
HypoMix
Same, Maybe the donation went though when she was away and didnt see it?
jharasym
Guy donates money, hoping to get acknowledged, streamer is AFK when donation pops up and misses it, chat finds it hilarious.
Corrodias
Any streamer I've seen that acknowledges donations would catch up on the backlog as soon as they returned. I've not seen this one, though.
AnUnknownErrorOccurred
The collapse of society *sips tea*
sumowoman
Who are all these people who just throw money at strangers?!
Pafolo
Morons
AisforApple
Idk, you should really try it. I find that, while pennies are cheaper, nickels bounce better on a direct hit.
Erries
Simps my friend. Simply in the hopes that they'll be acknowledged and that will somehow bring them closer to getting with the streamer.
SlushMagic
Shame what happened with her roommate
Omaration12
Pretty sure this is the end for offlinetv, Fed was the only person keep them together.
SlushMagic
Ex-roommate*
gottakeepgoing
My friend has no idea what happened. Could you explain it for him?
Smallwater
Pokimane is part of Offline TV, a group of streamers. Recently, 2 other women in that group came forward and accused one of their male
Smallwater
Co-members, Fed, of sexually harassing them whenever he got too drunk. Others in their friend circle came forward as well, and Fed got
Smallwater
removed from the group, and the house they lived in. Afterwards (yesterday), Poki came forward and exposed how he was manipulating some of
Smallwater
Their friends as well, even claiming that he and Poki were dating, to deter a guy from getting close.
w00tberrypie
It terrifies me that this is decently accurate
Kahlenberg
This is why aliens don’t talk to us
ThomasTheWankEnglne
youtube/streaming star...number one desired profession by idiots
javaMakesMeAnxious
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
amfahGiraffeWatcher
You're salty
questionableanswers
Entertainment is a valid job and industry. It's just that you won't make it. Like everyone else.
w00tberrypie
I'm more worried about the people who actually throw money at these "pretty" faces on the other side of the screen.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
im saying..thats why that job is desirable...idiots give them free money for free. theres no benefit to it.
w00tberrypie
I gotcha. Yeah, it wouldn't be any more than a laughable profession if it weren't enabled by idiots.
Maitrify
It's one of the big reasons I quit twitch. Should we name the site to panhandler. Com
FunkyKick
you can still find streamers who focus on games they're playing, just don't look at the front page
APointlessBee
I like the streamers who are super Humble about it, or donated I charity. When escape from tarkov did it's drop, I saw some great dudes
sarkonas
There are some gems, even with people that migrated from YT. But yeah, too many streamers are trash
A1ekazam
As a streamer if someone threw money at me of any amount I'm always thankful. I frequently get pennies tossed my way and I am still thankfu
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A1ekazam
That is the correct response. They don't have to do give anything. It's lovely when they do so we should be thankful.
Nanuek
You get more money if you only react to the larger amounts. If £10 gets a reaction then why pay more?
KashraFall
If it makes you feel any better. Someone is sueing twitch over female streamers for 25m, so there's that =P. Also donating money to the chat
A1ekazam
It doesn't. It's hilarious but it makes me sad that my passion for trying to make people laugh is associated with this.
funkmaster40
What do you stream?
A1ekazam
Right now I'm playing through persona 5
willpostanything
ck?
Sian415
Yes, Calvin Klein likes penises
UnaChronicler
*penises
A1ekazam
I only got one penis so far but that was hilarious
lolfrad
Story time?
A1ekazam
Just some dude sliding into my Twitter dms. He thought I was gay. I'm not.
wakar1ma5en
Doesn't hurt to have a spare.
Santorrr
Or 562.
sloppygashmeat
I knew a guy who was the very definition of a simp. Would constantly complain he had no money while giving steamers donations daily. 1/2
Wikipedo
Cleveland steamers?
DraxCleveland
No
TK421isAFK
Oh, good, because that's when one person takes a shit on another person's chest for sexual gratification of (hopefully) both partners.
Sian415
When did simp replace fool in the dictionary?
fetchmethatpitcher
When my teenagers started using it constantly
Corrodias
What "it" is changed, and we are no longer "with it".
NATA5
What does that word even mean???
HugbotMKII
Sometimes it's also a word incels use to describe anyone who doesn't treat women like shit so your mileage may vary
ElSuperbeasto
It’s short for “simpleton”, a pathetic person with extremely low self esteem that some streamers take advantage of.
DubhIainn
I'm sure the adding insult to injury is just what is needed in this moment... No. It's never needed.
ponypink
Someone who Idolizes Mediocre P***y. In effect a man who will jump at any chance to get laid, no matter how degrading.
udmurt
"friend: a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard."
sloppygashmeat
He'd refer to them as his friends and would make up stories of how he'd hang out with them irl. It was painful to see. 2/2
kaelykat
It's sad that people take advantage of him.
CandyFlossHair
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBbXf8rX4AA9SU2.jpg
Santorrr
Sounds like he really needed professional help.
creegro
Double oof
RexNihil
Squirrels In My Pants?
gaarashatan0360
if there was proof no doubt front page on cringetopia post
AeonQuasars
I have seen this as well. They donate so much and often that the streamer recognize their stupid nickname and they feel like they're friends
Snooj
Is the guy you know you? Is this a call for help? Do you pretend we're all your friends?
sloppygashmeat
Y-you're not my friend?
theleftmostpotato
I've always wanted a friend named sloppygashmeat
HonestCommentFarmer
Parasocial relationships are weird like that. This is no different than people believing they have a romantic relationship with a celebrity.
SergeantMajorSpoiler
Or pretty waiters/waitresses. Or strippers. Or prostitutes.
HonestCommentFarmer
Well, less IRL stalking, I guess.
MexicanTrainer
Sounds like some shit a 12 year old would do.
sloppygashmeat
He was more like 32.
AxellTheDragon
BIG OOF
Krakencrotch
Maximum over-oof.
PrincessLeliana
id suck a viewers dick for 3000 are you fucking kidding me
AlexanderReave
we're gonna hold you to that
MexicanTrainer
That might go on chaturbate or onlyfans or whatever the fuck is popular this year.
Dtox89
When I attain 3k and a whole new level loneliness, I'll be creeping in your DMs
BamboozleInsurance
I'd suck a dick for free
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Same. How about we shuffle 3k back and forth between us two and just have a regular old suckfest?
GorgeousGen
Like, in this economy right now? Straight up.
notsurewhatimdoinghere
sir this is a Wendy's
Dougiefreshwater
Can you read me the menu please?
boobityboobityboobity
Borger 2fri and one chikkum sammich was
Dougiefreshwater
Thank you
JOKERZwild86
What will you for for $5? Will you touch it?
Ulthirm
I've seen people drop huge sums of money in difficult to refund forms to small time streamers and some of them have actually broken down and
Ulthirm
cried because unlike the trolls who do paypal chargebacks and such these donations are likely to stay and its life changing.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
franzkopp1
Thats a real princess. :)
fantasticlight
What for 100?
drGrafenberg
I mean, 3000 bucks is 3000 bucks.
RareGoomba
What'll 2TB of pirated movies/shows get me? Please say food...grocery stores wont accept movies as payment...I haven't eaten in so long
PriestofThor
Hit up the @TheFreePizzaDude
SecondSince
You've made an investment! When the apocalypse comes and the internet is gone porn will be the money of the wastes!
TheFreePizzaDude
Posting in about an hour, stop on by for groceries or pizza
CorneliusCornwall
Meet me out back behind the restaurant. Dont knock over the raccoons wine dish. I'll give you a sack of burgers.
BamboozledU
Nurich
Bring it to the police and get free food for the next years
Dalael
Hey just on the off chance you ain't joking, everything ok?
Dottygreencamo
RareGoomba
You're a good person and I appreciate you. Don't worry, I'm doing well
namAehT
I got about $3.50
SecondSince
Eh, i'd view a suckers dick for that.
StreetsAheadMemeDude
3:51. I'm a price is right fan
QUeSTION4BLe
Throw in a 6 pack of McNuggets and you've got yourself a deal.
DontLookBackInAnger
*totally not the Loch Ness monster* Hi!
Santorrr
That'll do, pig.
Memedestroyer
NadiaGetOutOfTheMailRoom489
I'd suck a viewers dick for that
q2grapple
Wait.... you guys are getting paid?
RexNihil
Well, it was about that time that I notice that Nadia was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.
JuggernaughtJoe
Get out of the mailroom, you gotdamn lochness monsta.
bandanafurscale
This was beautiful
Tranced42
Id suck a viewers dick for like 10 bucks. But I also haven’t set up my stream because I’m a lazy piece of shit
noyoutellmeYOURpasword
How about $20?
Tranced42
noyoutellmeYOURpasword
Tell me, how do you feel about veterans with massive health problems?
FeralFrog
Goodness me
TheAshura
Bruh
JackSplater
Set up a stream today and stream something and I'll donate $10. And you won't even have to suck my dick.
Tranced42
Good news I got the basics setup and it was nowhere near as hard as I was making it out to be C: name is same as here
Tranced42
Can I still suck your dick though
JackSplater
I mean, if you insist.
daemogorgon
What's your twitch?
PrincessLeliana
Bio but im currently not streaming due to mental health issues
SnepInTime
Yours, or your viewer's?
PrincessLeliana
what?
moodytravesty
but that's when they're the most interesting, now that Jerry Springer is no longer on tv
PrincessLeliana
LMao, twitch dont take kindly to suicide attempts on stream
massiveleviathan
Hey you ok? I hope that last part of your Bio is just a joke. If you need someone to talk to I can listen.
PrincessLeliana
I'm "fine" ;)
massiveleviathan
If you ever want to talk I am here. Lost my best friend to suicide and there isn't a single day I don't miss him.
GodCommentMaker
People often drop 10,000 donoa to some of the big streamers
ComcastLover
often?
GodCommentMaker
Yes
Evenmorehorrifying
I average 7 viewers, I'll take my 10k now, please!
HenceforthPotato
wait really ? dayum... often or like... its happened once ? thats wild tho.
GodCommentMaker
Just search on YouTube big twitch donos and you’ll realize even 10k is a small amount
Textuality
One guy donated $30k to a streamer and told him "enjoy your new car", and another guy donated $75k to another streamer.
Muffyns
Mr beast donated like 100k