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Hornethappy
I was afraid Mr. Forthright had expired, but he posted a few days ago. Some of his vids are pretty good. Others... meh.
solarspyder
koboshi
Am I attractive? Doesn't matter. He's gay.
Peregrine2976
I feel like 'horny for, and has thought about it, frequently' gets conflated with 'attracted to' a lot.
whatfloatsyourboat
"He likes you" Well at least til he gets what he wants
coneyallen
Jesus Christ, how did this stupid gif even make front page?
PandraPierva
How to tell if I girl likes you. Are you rich? Yes? then she does
moxymox
All these comments trying to sort out the deep content of this gif...
psycmoe
My gawdy nipples, do you really think this?
graehall
I like the way the dated cliches are actually fitting because they're being presented by someone as old as they are.
DapperDanAdoresYou
I must be dating a guy, then... Hey, I'm down.
hiImyourcat
Anybody else hear the guy who play Alfred in the Christian Bail Batman movies?
NotHardly
Old D with old joke.
ICommentWithWrestlingGifs
Bigtreebah
Username checks out, sir. Nothing to see here, move along
ihatemyppp
Username relevant
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treadwords
... urm no. No they haven't. I have no idea what you're appealing to; certainly isn't reality.
aleister94
your r/niceguys attitude combined with your r/iamverysmart username makes me immediately dislike you
MiniatureFantasyWillemDafoe
Marriage used to be for financial, political, and social benefits. Women used to have no say in this process. Priorities have shifted.
Cheomesh
Well, in the case of my wife and I it was definitely financial and social; I can get off work for "my wife" more than "my girlfriend" 1/
Cheomesh
and I get a tax break since we file jointly. 2/2
MiniatureFantasyWillemDafoe
If you married her for that break, then yes it's both. If not, then that's more of a perk.
zert4568
Being rich overrides everything no matter what
MiniatureFantasyWillemDafoe
Maybe for some people, right? Right?
zert4568
Sorry dude....
MiniatureFantasyWillemDafoe
Tyrannotron
Spoken like a true neckbeard.
treadwords
Women like men with a lot of resources - ie rich. Don't need to be a neckbeard to know that.
Tyrannotron
You do have to be one to think it overrides everything for most women, though.
treadwords
Don't know what you mean 'overrides' but certainly women are far more picky of men than vice versa, which (dont get me wrong) is fine.
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
I don't think it's "rich" so much as the attributes of someone who was able to become rich. Charisma, passion, ambition, intelligence, etc
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
It would do you some good to not be bitter and blame people for your position and to instead cultivate better traits for yourself.
thisisprocrastination
Uh-huh, that's why financial ruin and/or unemployment spells divorce for a man. Statistically.
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
There's a lot of relationship troubles that come when money is tight. It's frustrating, demeaning, and difficult.
Xen300
I think it would help if we had less reductive bullshit like this.
treadwords
Ppl usually say things like "reductive" or "generalisation" to bemoan how when they're confronted with something more true than not.
Xen300
In this case, it really is nonsense though.
treadwords
... How?
graehall
God damn, that's a handy little piece of fiction you've created for yourself there.
treadwords
If anything is a fiction is that women are NOT picky when it comes to their partners.
graehall
I was talking about your little "usually people saying generalisation just can't accept the truth!"(paraphrased) claim. You're an odd duck:P
treadwords
... yeah, which is kinda the point of this entire post. Well done.
MiniatureFantasyWillemDafoe
This both makes men look like asses for only caring about looks and women look bitches for caring about more than looks.
temujin9
Welcome To Sexism, Where Nobody Winsᵀᴹ
SquidJesus
I already love everyone by default. Not in a creepy way, more like a "Stop killing each other you stupid fucks!" kind of way.
MiniatureFantasyWillemDafoe
I'm a lot of fun at parties...
GngrbrdMan
That's pretty much reality yeah.
ColBiff
But is she cute?
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
Well at least it's making fun of both sides instead of just trying to suck one side's dick/vag like usual
MiniatureFantasyWillemDafoe
Right XD I just wanted to point that out to avoid the inane comments saying one sex is shit while praising the other.
Cheomesh
Old man is tired of everyone's shit.
Alternalo
I am only 31 and also tired of everyone's shit.
coolfriendlynicebuddyguy
Oh well
SherMattLockSmith
This is talking about first impressions, not long term attraction.
Junktrunkjunkie
Yeah but men do tend to over complicate girls i think. We don't want to accept that she doesn't find us attractive so we fabricate some →
Junktrunkjunkie
→ some BS motive for not liking us that doesn't hurt our pride. And i'm sure women do this too. Cuase deep down we are a lot a like.
SherMattLockSmith
I am a gay dude, and have had to deal with the fallout with my straight male friends when their girls pull the "If you don't know what 1/2
SherMattLockSmith
2/2 Is wrong then I won't tell you" bullshit, among many other things, as an outsider, chicks are VERY complicated.
TheyMayBeFakeButTheyreGrrrrreat
I've noticed the opposite. I just want a good looking guy who's nice, smells mostly clean and yea I'm good with just that.
MiniatureFantasyWillemDafoe
Whatever gets you off, mate. As long as it's consensual and you two treat each other with respect, then it's not anyone's business.
Boopbeepbeep
I've met men who fit that criteria but turned out to be BORING. I married 1 who is good looking, smells amazing, super nice, funny, & smart.
ktrain94
Yup. Found out the boring/negative attitude was the baseline of his personality after a few months. Womp.
BR934
my biggest fear is being boring. i literally dont have any date ideas
Boopbeepbeep
Honestly, neither does he. I'm our social coordinator. But I'm never bored when I'm w him. Great conversation & sense of humor go a long way
dogneely
So its correct?
MiniatureFantasyWillemDafoe
Sure. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
LazyTheAssCat
Came on with decent agreeableness and strength; followed promptly by this.
OnlyPostsGetRekt
Who granulated your almonds today?
v1nsai
Someone stayed up too late fighting the racist sexist patriarchy fascists on Tumblr last night.
MiniatureFantasyWillemDafoe
What?
MiniatureFantasyWillemDafoe
How dare you! I only go onto Tumblr for dirty fanfiction/art. I won't stand for this slander! I challenge you to a duel!