It would be a shame if the title didn't include a pun, wooden tit?

May 14, 2017 1:39 AM

Khaleesi1985

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10/10 would repost again

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

It looks like a chest.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@iseenipple

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wouldn't it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is some of the best work I have seen in recent mammary.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Maple you should be more careful with your j-oaks.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 5

Didn't anybody ever tell you not to take any wooden nipples?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't take any wooden nipples!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only down side: Splinters

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love wood joining porn

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Username checks out?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is stored inside? What's in the box?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Pain.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smaller boobs that contain smaller boobs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Milk.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch out for the woodpecker.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I cedar nipples. @iseenipple lol

9 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 7

I would have liked to seen their reaction to this.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

11/10

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Oh there's a place to stick my wood in between... * if you know what I mean

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my God, Becky!? Look at that bust!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wood think so

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll volunteer for polishing 'em!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wood peck her

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wood tits or an ass with nipples?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd soak my log in that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats some nice mahogany

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Keep me abreast if you find one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that nipply pine?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Maybe more of a couple of pine cones.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 2

Nailed it!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a guy whose hobby is woodworking, I marvel not at the boobs, but the time/effort/detail that went into making such a piece.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Are you gay?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

It's just a stack lam that's been shaped and sanded. Nothing fancy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dutch 3D printing if you will.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

screw this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wood screw

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wood screw this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those will poppler eyes out

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*poplar

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a sesquapadalian I am truely embarrased. Thank you sir for being a top notch grammer nazi.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will murder you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*high five

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Milk it for all it's worth, buddy.

9 years ago | Likes 386 Dislikes 6

I thought it had a hidden shelf but now I realise it would be a rack

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the breast puns

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

udderly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You want splinters? Cause that's how you get splinters.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't care, would still grope. It looks like someone put a LOT of time into buffing that finish...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What Knockers!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would 'Sap it for all it's worth' work too?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not nearly as well as milk does, sorry

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does syrup come out?

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

I'd tap that

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Dunno, would have to ask Mapplethorpe

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

This must be that Canadian porn I've heard about.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Sorry.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2