I am dense

Mar 24, 2026 4:21 AM

WireWynaut

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ADHD spurred me into emailing a paleontologist at 3 AM about the pronunciation of Troodon. She replied on her personal e-mail, and we chatted until the sun came up. Tonight, I realized she was flirting with me the entire time. Man.

("Troh-oh-don" by the way)

Paleontologists can appreciate digging up something from long ago to look at it in detail.

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I have been there a few times.

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I had a conversation with a girl about friends with benefits (a conversation that she initiated) while I was staying at her place with no one else there. Took me a decade to realise.

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Email her. Get in contact. If unavailable or taken, it wasn’t meant to be. No worries my dude. We gotta learn somehow.

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Happens man. We are just too innocent sometimes

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Email her again with another dinosaur name, ez,pz

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Or ask for notes on the latest installment of Jurassic Park

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Took you half a decade to catch on? Or did you know the whole time?

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The former

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Our gender is so hopeless at times, but as she's a scientist who excels in archaic history, you could use that to your advantage and re-reconnect with a well crafted pun, if you wanted to.

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Please, no puns.

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I'm genuinely, very strongly considering just sending her this meme as an attempt to reconnect.

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Do it. If she's available that's the sort of thing that could really go over. I did something similar with a woman who, apparently, very obviously flirted with me for 2 years. Four years later I ran into her at a restaurant and said "Yeah, I'm an idiot, you were flirting with me, let me make it up to you." Dated for a while, still friends, it was good.

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Do it, but preface it with something playful.
"It’s been forever; good thing you’re the expert, because I’m super rusty on reviving old fossils… like our previous conversation” - something like that.

Y'know, make it fun. I'll delete this if you choose to go through with it, but I've never regretted a single shot I've taken, trying to reconnect with someone important to me.

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