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Nov 19, 2021 12:00 AM
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ufoara
robotbigfoot
"What do the dead kennedys have to do with teeth?"- Me for far too long.
imeanYUUUGE
Turbolibros
CanuckleheadChick
FrankensteinsMonstersSweatyBallBag
schwiftyPop
VaultGirl69
All I could think was, "That's not the Dead Kennedy's logo..."
CaldariBob
SobchaksWorldOfPain
Yanni
NYC2BrklynCubz
Took a moment
unamailer
Oooooooooooo
ShadyBuddha
I'm offended on a bunch of levels. The main one being that it took me like 30 seconds to get it
boopityboopboop
SeriousSeamstress
@FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
MyHarryPotterHasHogwarts
Colorblind people still see color.
EroticZombiePants
Depends on the extent of the colorblindness. Some can, but others can only see black and white and grey.
DukeDarkwood
This. There are various TYPES of color-blindness... and one of them is total.
ratfaceddog
2 if you include regular blind.
LtTurtles
For being colorblind myself, it took me a very long second to realize what this meant
BigFatBlob
LtTurtles
It's a blue tooth vs a gray tooth because colorblindness
BigFatBlob
Omg, so you are saying im stupid? Its ok tho, i just realised i am..
BigFatBlob
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
Dentist here. I am sick of this joke and all of your bullshit, people.
UpvoteTotem
I'm colorblind, it took two seconds to get the joke and I'm also sick of it..
BrockEffingSamson
SithShodan
ITS BECAUSE YOU DONT FLOSS
BklynPunisher
GrosseChung
...where's the pun
mypylon
I'm sorry. Consider a sabbatical if offered.
CaptGunpowder
Maybe you should floss more.
BklynPunisher
How does this help?
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TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
TsubakiTragic
welp, just lay back and relax... this won't hurt a bit.
Goldchronos
nahlej
StevesAPunk
nahlej
znuff
Bluetooth Device here. Keep it up, I love this joke.
khora
phrenic99
Customer here , I'm sick of ridiculous prices for shitty work.
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
Go to a different dentist and start brushing your teeth asshole.
phrenic99
Never. On seeing another dentist. 46 yrs, 3 fillings, not the best but also fuck u
19ElJefe59
Wow! You reminded me of the dentist in "The Little Shop of Horrors! " Or how about "Marathon Man." "Is it safe?"
baconmeplease
South Park Fan here, I love shitty Wok…
phrenic99
I'm more of a soDoSopa kinda guy.
3Davideo
If you're a dentist and seeing bullshit, you're working on the wrong end of the wrong animal.
AgentArgent
Or you're working on politician's teeth.
Harryteeters
9 out of 10 dentists agree you're an asswipe.
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
9 out 10 senpais agree you don’t know what a fucking joke is. Also pay your dental bills, cheapskate.
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
Can’t have dental bills if you can’t afford the dentist. Checkmate atheist.
Harryteeters
Lol what do they call a person who fails out of med school? A dentist!
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
Hey, I’m still a doctor and get paid a six figure salary. So no worries by me. Also brush your teeth asshat!
phrenic99
TIMMY ! " It's time for bed, stop role-playing on the internet and come kiss your mum goodnight".
sdfsfsfsgs
lol your comments made my day, these are some downvotes you can wear with pride
ElbowDeep
Guy needing dental work here, why the fuck you so expensive, 43 grand I was quoted, no payment plan available
nuanceuponatime
Teeth are fancy luxury bones, not a part of basic healthcare.
VaultGirl69
Queue "pull yourself up by your bootstraps you lazy kid". Seriously though, I'm sorry. That really sucks. Maybe do a dental vacation?
YouWillNeverFindMe
100% this, get a scan locally, send the pictures to dentists all over, figure out the best solution and go. You keep the scans, you pay for
YouWillNeverFindMe
that already, don't be nervous to request the scans. If they decline, decline to pay!
BearToof
What kind of work do you need? Id recommend going to a dental school for treatment-often significantly cheaper & usually pretty good quality
ElbowDeep
I wish I could explain it in 140 characters lol
barnwolf
I don't think I'd want to offer payment plans for medical. Either you're scamming them or they're scamming you.
barnwolf
*I mean payment plans absolutely are necessary for people who need the procedure now and can't afford to pay
barnwolf
However I'd prefer those people have several options of lenders to choose from. While I could focus on being a good doctor.
ElbowDeep
I offered 17 grand on the spot and a 750 a month with interest, seems fair to me, they didn't think so
barnwolf
I just mean it's a uncollateralized loan. If they default collections will be nasty. So you need a high interest rate.
BearToof
Check “care credit” I don’t remember the details but it’s a 3rd party option, interest free for first 6 months
YouWillNeverFindMe
What Scandinavians see:
trapdoorogre
Laughs in Lennart Hellsing.
YouWillNeverFindMe
You... You laugh at a viking king while referencing a writer only famous among swedes? Astrid Lindgren laughs at your attempt.
SideEffectsOfJuice
Man it sucks to be Finnish, I never get these Scandinavian jokes :(
zigbigidorlu
My wife's Scandinavian, she never finish!
Lurkinglurkertoo
Don't worry, we get our own jokes, with blackjack anf hookers!
therealkurashu
Because they never Finnish?
ChokedAspirations
Under-appreciated comment lol
puratic
Same
Crymson831
For anyone that wants to know:
SideEffectsOfJuice
Thanks. Damn, I feel like I've seen this mentioned at some point... but couldn't recall even THAT before you reminded me
ellert0
At least you get entrance to the fennoscandinavia club *grumbles in Icelandic*
SideEffectsOfJuice
Nordic is all that matters, and Iceland is part of that!
AllMaktAtTengilVarBefriare
Ingen skam, vi förstår att ni är upptagna med att hålla ryssen borta.
SideEffectsOfJuice
Vad helvete are you saying because I don't speak any of the Scandinavian languages either
YouWillNeverFindMe
"You did your job with Russia, no shame" referencing this I'd assume