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Nov 7, 2016 2:29 AM
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haco1234
So that's what the metro drivers are doing when they say that. Shit they do that a lot.
Kimozabi
#5: Please stop talking about the vagina as a sentient being. I'm getting bad Gelgamek flashbacks :(
fleethead
#1 they should probably both go home and change
goodolgeorgecastanza
I live in South Africa and we do call long pants longs.
EggOfWisdom
I've worked for Walmart for a few years and I've seen several customers organize the candy like that before. I don't get it. Someone explain
phizel
#1 is my town holy shit
tamalero
The pimp one was brutal..
adultishgambina
"Can I stay your place? No hobo." - "you see me" by childish gambino
IamNotaBlackMan
Omg the bishreksual one.
Chryos
3PS always gets an upvote, especially that comic.
poopwindowofopportunity
"The other day..." is literally any day that is not today. Applicable in any situation even if I haven't seen you in 22 years.
Mearmarsh
The first picture is from my hometown and will forever haunt me that I don't know these people
TheFreshPrinceofBlackburn
In New Zealand pants are actually called longs. Those animals
TheRealPeterJones
Memes your girlfriend might show you 3
mrhowlshere
Wait, so I won't be able to masturbate if/when I become a train driver?
shinyRK9
JonniUtah
I laughed harder at this comment than I did the post...
dcdeath7
"i'll pour monster" lol
mandeliondarling
That Leslie logic about Harry Potter gets me every time.
appaismyspiritanimal
That's my sister and me, as I'm a huge Harry Potter nerd, and she has never read any of the books, but saw all the movies.
Glumerlink
i hate to say it but i think a lot of us have used that same logic at some point or another
butwhyareyoumeanthough
Phil knew his greatest dream would someday come true, and had marshmallows and skewers with him for the occasion at all times
Kelebogi
I know what he's gonna say next ohmygodohmygodohmygod" "You are" "I ded"
Pandaphant
Three "phone dumps" in one day? Stop pretending it's a phone dump and just properly label it "reposting a bunch of shit all at once."
OfficialJoeBiden
#3 yeah, in a Disney movie
ifwisheswerehorsestherewouldbelotsofhorsepoo
The Mighty Ducks: I realized that Bombay missing a goal in a playoff game when he was 9 haunted him for the rest of his life.
LikeAMfingSorcerer
Haha, you're not wrong, but how is this relevant?
ifwisheswerehorsestherewouldbelotsofhorsepoo
The Ariel comment about her being 16 made me think of it.
FrisianDude
which one is Eric? The mermaid one?
LadyArwen
Yes
FrisianDude
domo arigato
appaismyspiritanimal
Yes. Prince Eric is from the little mermaid
FrisianDude
obrigado
jmthekid
I never made that connection with the incredibles!!!
Perolith
Doubt the 5th grader in the 60s would know what a BJ is. Besides, the girl was (at start) too shy to even be seen by him, much less blow him
jmthekid
True true
imrizzy
#21 which movie is that? Also great dump @op laughed out loud to so many
jmnhowto
I also wish to know
imrizzy
They say Pitch Perfect
AngryOrangeBear
That is probably Pitch Perfect.
Muttmutt
I am maintaining optimal reproductive health right now
hooktail419
That's hot
Squidlicker47
Ugh, now snail trails are running though my mind
Squidlicker47
Through*
iWillAlwaysBoopTheSnoot
That no hobo line was actually part of a Childish Gambino song. Just throwing that out there.
ItsNotSuicideIfYoureAlreadyDeadInside
Which one?
TheMexicanStaringFrog0fSouthernSriLanka
"You see me" I believe
ModernDayBabaYaga
"Asians girls everywhere, UCLA"
SSlack
Illthinkofausernamelater
I don't like the movies. They were typical make a movie & ride the coattails of a popular book instead of making the content decent movies.
Zahnradfee
You should read the books instead of seeing the movies though. They are pretty good.
ThisFrickenGuy
That's just petty on their part. You can't expect everyone to like Harry Potter. It's not The Lord of the Rings.
SSlack
Oh that is a completely different story.
ThisFrickenGuy
Of course it is!