Please help Samantha

Mar 13, 2017 2:41 PM

aranjevi

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Wasn't this the girl that found her doppelganger on tinder?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Won't who is paying for that date..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can help out... she can have the used one of my ex.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nose ring = NOPE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No gofundme?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I ain't buying Samantha a vibrator.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Cellphone might help...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She seems nice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are a solid investment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Samantha doesnt look like she needs one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Maybe she has one already?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Try chocolate!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she's never heard of cucumbers?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, those rare organic vibrating cucumbers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hands on the table Samantha ..Damn freak .

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ill buy if I can watch

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn't figure out why In N Out put a red dot and a white dot on her forehead.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Guurl, $20 will get you something that'll work just fine.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hell, where I live any sex shop sells some basic £5 bullet vibrator that packs a punch.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd buy her one of those dragon dildos that for some reason can lay eggs inside you. Just to go from 0 to 100.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had a girl use me for free food. Fucking shit

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 5

That's why you don't pay for food on the first date.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

Well yeah but i figured it was a nice gesture

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You feel burned.. but at least you know you aren't a dirtbag like her

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

true enough. 15 bucks later i feel a little smarter and a little mad

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sucks, man. Did she at least put out?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 16

nah man we went to in and out...the irony is not lost on me

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Shit. It happens. I probably wouldn't be too mad if she was cute enough...nah. Nevermind. That's bullshit no matter how I look at it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Your fedora is showing.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 17

I said nevermind.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1