Fuck it, it's Yule

Dec 21, 2021 10:08 PM

skapanda616

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Happy Yule, y'all

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

There is no Yule only Zuul

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

im ready for the yuletide knifefight

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#5 I mean, not really. Any reading of that verse is about carving a wooden idol, not decorating a tree.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Good Yule, OP!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just opened our Yule gifts! Happy Yule!!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In swedish a xmas is called Jul.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spring equinox*

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

_thankyou.gif_

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy yule! Hope it's been as great for you as it was for us! Cheers to longer days ahead

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#6 On the subject, they didn't even bother renaming Easter. Eostre was an old Germanic fertility goddess. Her feast was around the spring

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Equinox, and she was represented by hares and eggs (because reproduction). We also get the words estrus and estrogen from her name.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

God Jul!

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God jul te dokk all.

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Have a Cool Yule!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+⬆️ man. People tell me to stop being salty about it but I'm still salty about it.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

As a practicing pagan, thank you for posting this!

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Keep practicing and I'm sure you'll get it eventually.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Where is your Moses now?" -- "Yule" Brynner

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Born Lutheran so it’s always been Christmas but I could be a Yule kind of guy

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait… so Santa is Odin?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

carefull kids the yule tide is coming in. wait stop Yule regret it.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just did a deep dive on the Norwegian King Hakon the good(Hàkonar saga góða), the whole christians with swords just isnt always the case.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dr. Jackson Crawford, our Old Norse Specialist, on Jól: https://youtu.be/UUloIBXFOQE

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I googled Jeremiah 10 and there is brief mention of a tree getting decorated but I couldn't connect it with the meme. I could be wrong.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More about idolatry, but I suspect that's also a connection.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I'm making mulled wine...solitary eclectic. A lot of ya'll other pagans are cool, I just like flying solo on my besom. Happy Solstice!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Made mulled wine the other day, made wassail last night

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is spelled jul in swedish

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Jól in Old Norse.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Joulu in finnish :)

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Same in Danish, but that's not so surprising. :)

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So that's where Julmust stems from... ;) Drank it in 1990 but got told it is now available throughout the year :(

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well not widely I'd say. They sell it at easter as påskmust. They tried to introduce it during midsummer as well a bunch of years ago but

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That didn't work. You might be able to get it in specialty shops all year but not normally.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good to hear! We have Sinterklaas (Dec 5th) and 1 of the specialities used to be in stores mid Nov. Now it's early September. Makes me sick>

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

seeing traditions being slaughtered for a few extra bucks of revenue.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Precisely! And we commonly say Juletid a.k.a. "Christmas Time", for the none Germanic.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Celebrating Yule instead of Christmas hasade my life infinitely better

4 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 1

Has made?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Yes

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know there's a typo but idgaf cause I'm already drunk because fuck it, it's Yule

4 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Yule get my upvote for that!

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Oh yeah, let’s burn a Fox News Christmas tree EVERY year, bud!

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Sounds good to me!

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In Australia christians celebrate there christmas during summer solstice. How double wrong is that? Lol. Happy Solstice.

4 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Northerners probably should do that too given astronomers calculated Jesus' actual birth day to be in June.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well it seems to be bullshit as the rest. I found 3 source with 3 differentes date , the more source the more date

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I think it would be neat to celebrate Yule in at the beginning of summer. Would be WAY better than this cold BS up north.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I love having it in winter! One year I was in Costa Rica for Christmas, and it just didn't feel the same without it being winter. /1

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Especially when there's snow, which is getting rarer unfortunately. The Christmas lights look so much nicer in the snow! /2

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Litha or Midsummer/Midsommer is also dope https://www.bpl.org/blogs/post/the-origins-and-practices-of-litha/

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Look at @OP delivering the goods. NICE!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its so incredibly hot here in north Australia. 10 mins in the sun and you start getting sunburned. I live for winter.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm in California, so the heat is legit a part of my soul. I LOATH winter with every fiber of my being.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If you live in the Midwest, you'll grow to hate both Summer and Winter.

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Spent several weeks worth of summer and about 6 of winter in Nebraska. NEVER again.

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Can confirm

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Just an FYI my understanding is that Cristmas is not actually a stolen holiday it's been around longer than many of the other solstice ->

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

Yeah also the things it 'stole' are more accurately converted peoples keeping their old traditions but folding them into their new religion

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"converted"

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But, they were converted. If they weren't why are their ancestors still celebrating the newer religion.

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Idk, why don't you ask Black people why their ancestors stopped practicing their religions?

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Why don't you ask Black people why they still do?

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It is purported to have usurped actually. Sol Invictus, Yule, Maben, and Saturnalia are all seperate, and Christman is older than ->

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a few of them, dating from as far back as the 200's AD.

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May want to Google dates for some of the solstice celebrations you mentioned. Saturnalia is several hundred years older than Christianity

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Yule appears to date back to some 500 BCE

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edit, not maben but mithras, mithras is a younger religion than christianity.

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Yes but it's celebrated in the weeks before the 25th. So how could the christians have stolen a day from a holiday that they didn't use?

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They shifted the dates slightly... But borrowed heavily from all of the traditions, while attempting to suppress those religions.

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Well dates are approximate due to the fact that ancient civilizations didn't use the Julian calendar

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I've been once again been reminded of the critical lack of pagan friends in my life. I need to fix this.

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Technically EVERYONE is a pagan , they just don't know it.

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Nice!

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Nice to meet you

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Hi friend!

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Hello. ?

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Pagan here! Happy Yule!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Solo practitioner here. I know a few Wiccans, but no Norse heathens.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes! Also beware of weirdo white supremacists who are trying to co-opt legitimate pagan traditions!

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Wait. That's a thing? ?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, they are playing "Special Viking Warrior Boy" and pretending that they share a relationship with their "Ancient Norse Ancestors".

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't know why I am surprised, but here I am, surprised. Anyone find the exit for this reality? It's past time to go.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dudes are a strange mix of ultra right wing military fetishists who lean heavy on nazi imagery. Spout about Valhalla while being Christians.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In my experience it's usually "Odinists". Most racists aren't bothered to learn what asatru is or anything else for that matter.

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Personally, asatru doesnt make a lot of sense, seeing as we are forced to make a LOT of assumptions from what has been lost to time. ->

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-> but, speaking as a Jesus follower, worship ardently the gods that you follow. Be hot or be cold, dont stand on the fence and wonder long

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Yes there's recreation involved as sources are scarce, but the idea that your flavor of christanity isn't highly bastardized is near sighted

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Hi friend, I'm pagan!

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Blessed be!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pagan here! In Australia though so I can't use the smug Yule references.

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Hi pagan, I'm friend

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hi. ??‍♂️

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ZOMG!!! HI2U *calms down* I meant to say sup?

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Sup. How goes your first day of Yule?

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Well, started out iffy, but the sun finally burned through the fog and now I'm enjoying it. How's yours been treating you?

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I had to work this morning but now I'm home drinking wassail and spending time with my family

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#2 You don't actually know what you're talking about, do you? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gothic_Christianity

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... may want to read all of your source before slapping your stupidity on the table.

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Most historians agree that it was just Yule was already a thing that Christians just aligned Christ's births/deaths to because they 1)

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already considered those times special/important and wanted Christ's conception, birth, and death line up with these important dates.

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Ya, I'm aware.

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You took too comments to say Christians stole Yule

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Then you've misunderstood what I said. They did not "steal it" it naturally blended because people want to believe their holy stuff 1)

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Nothing in there supports your nonsense, they converted themselves and brought their traditions along.

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"However, fighting between Pagan and Christian Goths continued throughout this period"

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Granted, some people did willingly convert, as Christianity became preeminent, it became less and less optional.

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Your reading comprehension sucks: That means there was no invading army, the people themselves fought each other and converted themselves.

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Granted, some people did willingly convert, as Christianity became preeminent, it became less and less optional.

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These groups weren't monolithic. They were small tribes/groups killing each other...

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