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flight815down
I'm pretty sure that genderbent Lara Croft is really just Nathan Drake
GentlemanWendigo
WHY isn't this a real game yet??? Oh yeah I forgot...video games only cater to straight guys where fan service is concerned. :(
devaun38
As a gay man, I want to go to there.
OzCarrus226
How's he going to run around all day with those backpack straps chafing his shoulders?
AllonsyAlonso
I would play this game so hard
Quessan
and he's FAAAAAAAABULOUS!
DomBomb7
As long as it has the same old platforming and puzzle solving, it's good in my book...
sardeliac
Indiana Bone and the Temple of Poon.
peanutboogertime
I... I think I love you hahahahaha
TrippingPocahontas
as a straight women, this would be awesome
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
As a female, I personally don't find him an attractive explorer. Give me someone rugged like Solid Snake anyday.
SmashingChap
Don't worry, infinite ammo.
TheyToldMeICouldBeAnythingIWantedSoIBecameAnImgurian
Archer could totally pull this off.
pisara
Danger zone...
My favorite danger zone : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3D7Y_ycSms
elerico
Is... is this what you straight guys see when you look at Lara Croft? I take everything back. I'm sorry.
sofacoin
I'd actually be fine with playing as this guy. Can we just go equal-opportunity fanservice already? Sex symbols for everygender!
AdamGraham
Im so attracted to Laurence Croft.
mimisk8
As a female, I support this.
UrsusOptimus
I'm only a bit annoyed by this because the reboot did such a great job of making Laura an attractive badass without objectifying her.
Except is sacraficed platforming for combat. On its own it was a fun game, as a Tomb Raider it was rubbish.
SweetBabyJesus
He seems a little feminine to me...
Justinicus
That would be all the feminine poses he's in.
usayasha
Well, it IS partially a statement about objectification of women in gaming, and that includes awkward poses and unrealistic clothing.
However, the rest of it is just for eye candy. Man candy. Mandy.
FirstWorldAnarchist
Image 4: Bam I'm fabulous. Bam I'm fabulous. Bam I'm fabulous. Bam I'm fabulous. Bam I'm fabulous. Bam I'm fabulous. Bam I'm fabulous.
Cheeez1985
I would let him raid my womb (I am a man)
Broadway2
Whole different fap audience ...
he2lium
As a gay man, I have never been less confused.
ArdentSlacker
As a mostly straight man, I have never been more confused. Well, except when recovering from a surgery.
Robocloud
I agree 69% with you~
bringbackfirefly
I see what you did there
Chambie
as a gay man, I have never wanted to play tomb raider as much as I do now.
HAHA! That too!
As a bi bloke, I would like the mod.
OriginalWadjet
Hot damn, where can I play this game
PhoebusApollo
... Zoom? Please?
biglu
I don't care, that half ass cheek looks great on any gender
Raifor725
I'm sayin' though.
rosetiger
You have not seen mine.
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
Out of shape isn't a gender :/
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
Secondmonth
As long as it's not super hairy.
robotgirlfriend
My boyfriend's legs and butt are so hairy when he's not wearing any pants it looks like he's wearing hairy leggings.
allonsybadwolf
If I'm being totally honest, I wish guys would shave as well as girls.. Some girls are like EQUALITY MEANS NO SHAVING! And I'm like I WISH +
+ EVERYONE'S BODY WAS SMOOOOOOTH!!
jbendz
I am 100% okay with this.
spiffilystupendous
As a straight man. Dat ass.
AngryHumanoid
No fair, why does HE get to be topless if Lara doesn't? I DEMAND EQUALITY!
larperdoodle
I think a shirtless man is about equivalent to a woman in a small bra.
snoochiboochies
if anything a man in a wifebeater is equivalent to a woman in a small bra, naked is equivalent to naked
Equivalent in that if a woman was naked above the waist in public, people would freak out much more than if it was a shirtless man.
which is a double standard of society and one of the things wrong with america
dbread
I was thinking the SAME thing!
Sinsilver
I know, right? He needs a midriff shirt, stat.
soukmania
+1 !
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
HouinKyouma
by the looks if him only wearing short shorts, i don't think he minds chafing.
drock8
Larry Croft.
ScorpioMonkey
Leisure Suit Larry Croft
ChaosLierLen637
Fuck you for being so awesome. Stop it. You stop that right meow.
Guest02384
Played by Channing Tatum in the movie remake
marvelboy
I want to Channing all over his Tatum.
zidar
The womb raider.
ha, no. dat character is GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!
Smiley120
I'm pretty sure he's not going to raid wombs outfitted like that.
Lars Croft**
Well it really was going to be Larry Croft at first...
CSXC
womb invader.
Ptronoh
Slow. Clap.
BattlesTARDIStroyer
I love you.
unagiwarrior
I'm pretty sure with that physique, haircut, double gun pose, those supposed wombs might as well be tombs. Trust me, got a gay best bro.
Grimlockt
I AM THE WOMB COMMANDER!
UnlikelyMotivation
c3rv!xAnn!l!8tor
CenturianImgurian
No, no no... [$P41N$]Xx_*C3rV1x|ANnH!l4T0r*_xX
SoLongSaulGood
can we make sure this is top comment?
Parallelepiped
raider?
...its the name of the game. Tomb Raider.
Womb invader is not.
It's a pun! Do you know what a pun is?!
AshitakaSan
comon... he aint invadin no wombs... trust me, homo here
MicahDaniel
True story.
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
I feel like "Womb Raider" works so much better.
Agouti
Womb Raider sounds like a hip, teenage abortion clinic. I'm both disturbed and amused.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I can get behind this. Or in front of. Or really wherever he wants.
KAMAchameleon
On top of? I'd be glad to do that much.
etherbunny41
This is sexist. This man is not just a piece of meat. In fact, he's not even that. He's like... pixels and stuff... also, dat ass. unf. <3
dilmah
Infront of... Defiantly could take him
As can I~
This needs to be cosplayed immediately. For your comments very reasons.
NotAPervert
this intrigues me. but where are your selfies?
Haha nice try, NotAPervert.
do it with a piece of art or some other de-sexualized subject matter if you don't trust my name lol
A 7th grader drew me one time. http://imgur.com/lWgaZis
Nice.
Cambric
Bet he'll have a matching outfit for you to wear too.
I would expect nothing less.
You might have to be the pitcher in that relationship though.
TheGreatMizuti
If I'm on the field with him nothing else matters <3
Mattychew
So perhaps you would want to be the first base umpire, telling the other players which base its safe to run too, if you know what i mean...
I'll make it work.
Of that, I never doubted.
EtherealPoop
You, I like you XD
HowardtheDuckthe1986filmnotthecomicbook
He looks fabulous, if you know what i mean.
Which means he'll probably want me off to the side. Which is fine by me. All long as I can still stare.
Staring is kinda rude, though.
The fourth one down just screams FABULOUS.
You scream FABULOUS.
Only when I'm imitating the true screamers.
Still happened.
flight815down
I'm pretty sure that genderbent Lara Croft is really just Nathan Drake
GentlemanWendigo
WHY isn't this a real game yet??? Oh yeah I forgot...video games only cater to straight guys where fan service is concerned. :(
devaun38
As a gay man, I want to go to there.
OzCarrus226
How's he going to run around all day with those backpack straps chafing his shoulders?
AllonsyAlonso
I would play this game so hard
Quessan
and he's FAAAAAAAABULOUS!
DomBomb7
As long as it has the same old platforming and puzzle solving, it's good in my book...
sardeliac
Indiana Bone and the Temple of Poon.
peanutboogertime
I... I think I love you hahahahaha
TrippingPocahontas
as a straight women, this would be awesome
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
As a female, I personally don't find him an attractive explorer. Give me someone rugged like Solid Snake anyday.
SmashingChap
Don't worry, infinite ammo.
TheyToldMeICouldBeAnythingIWantedSoIBecameAnImgurian
Archer could totally pull this off.
pisara
Danger zone...
TheyToldMeICouldBeAnythingIWantedSoIBecameAnImgurian
My favorite danger zone : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3D7Y_ycSms
elerico
Is... is this what you straight guys see when you look at Lara Croft? I take everything back. I'm sorry.
sofacoin
I'd actually be fine with playing as this guy. Can we just go equal-opportunity fanservice already? Sex symbols for everygender!
AdamGraham
Im so attracted to Laurence Croft.
mimisk8
As a female, I support this.
UrsusOptimus
I'm only a bit annoyed by this because the reboot did such a great job of making Laura an attractive badass without objectifying her.
SmashingChap
Except is sacraficed platforming for combat. On its own it was a fun game, as a Tomb Raider it was rubbish.
SweetBabyJesus
He seems a little feminine to me...
Justinicus
That would be all the feminine poses he's in.
usayasha
Well, it IS partially a statement about objectification of women in gaming, and that includes awkward poses and unrealistic clothing.
usayasha
However, the rest of it is just for eye candy. Man candy. Mandy.
FirstWorldAnarchist
Image 4: Bam I'm fabulous. Bam I'm fabulous. Bam I'm fabulous. Bam I'm fabulous. Bam I'm fabulous. Bam I'm fabulous. Bam I'm fabulous.
Cheeez1985
I would let him raid my womb (I am a man)
Broadway2
Whole different fap audience ...
he2lium
As a gay man, I have never been less confused.
ArdentSlacker
As a mostly straight man, I have never been more confused. Well, except when recovering from a surgery.
Robocloud
I agree 69% with you~
bringbackfirefly
I see what you did there
Chambie
as a gay man, I have never wanted to play tomb raider as much as I do now.
he2lium
HAHA! That too!
SmashingChap
As a bi bloke, I would like the mod.
OriginalWadjet
Hot damn, where can I play this game
PhoebusApollo
... Zoom? Please?
biglu
I don't care, that half ass cheek looks great on any gender
Raifor725
I'm sayin' though.
rosetiger
You have not seen mine.
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
Out of shape isn't a gender :/
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
Secondmonth
As long as it's not super hairy.
robotgirlfriend
My boyfriend's legs and butt are so hairy when he's not wearing any pants it looks like he's wearing hairy leggings.
allonsybadwolf
If I'm being totally honest, I wish guys would shave as well as girls.. Some girls are like EQUALITY MEANS NO SHAVING! And I'm like I WISH +
allonsybadwolf
+ EVERYONE'S BODY WAS SMOOOOOOTH!!
jbendz
I am 100% okay with this.
spiffilystupendous
As a straight man. Dat ass.
AngryHumanoid
No fair, why does HE get to be topless if Lara doesn't? I DEMAND EQUALITY!
larperdoodle
I think a shirtless man is about equivalent to a woman in a small bra.
snoochiboochies
if anything a man in a wifebeater is equivalent to a woman in a small bra, naked is equivalent to naked
larperdoodle
Equivalent in that if a woman was naked above the waist in public, people would freak out much more than if it was a shirtless man.
snoochiboochies
which is a double standard of society and one of the things wrong with america
dbread
I was thinking the SAME thing!
Sinsilver
I know, right? He needs a midriff shirt, stat.
soukmania
+1 !
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
How's he going to run around all day with those backpack straps chafing his shoulders?
HouinKyouma
by the looks if him only wearing short shorts, i don't think he minds chafing.
drock8
Larry Croft.
ScorpioMonkey
Leisure Suit Larry Croft
ChaosLierLen637
Fuck you for being so awesome. Stop it. You stop that right meow.
Guest02384
Played by Channing Tatum in the movie remake
marvelboy
I want to Channing all over his Tatum.
zidar
The womb raider.
bringbackfirefly
ha, no. dat character is GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!
Smiley120
I'm pretty sure he's not going to raid wombs outfitted like that.
marvelboy
Lars Croft**
Smiley120
Well it really was going to be Larry Croft at first...
CSXC
womb invader.
Ptronoh
Slow. Clap.
BattlesTARDIStroyer
I love you.
unagiwarrior
I'm pretty sure with that physique, haircut, double gun pose, those supposed wombs might as well be tombs. Trust me, got a gay best bro.
Grimlockt
I AM THE WOMB COMMANDER!
UnlikelyMotivation
c3rv!xAnn!l!8tor
CenturianImgurian
No, no no... [$P41N$]Xx_*C3rV1x|ANnH!l4T0r*_xX
SoLongSaulGood
can we make sure this is top comment?
Parallelepiped
raider?
Ptronoh
...its the name of the game. Tomb Raider.
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
Womb invader is not.
Ptronoh
It's a pun! Do you know what a pun is?!
AshitakaSan
comon... he aint invadin no wombs... trust me, homo here
MicahDaniel
True story.
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
I feel like "Womb Raider" works so much better.
Agouti
Womb Raider sounds like a hip, teenage abortion clinic. I'm both disturbed and amused.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I can get behind this. Or in front of. Or really wherever he wants.
KAMAchameleon
On top of? I'd be glad to do that much.
etherbunny41
This is sexist. This man is not just a piece of meat. In fact, he's not even that. He's like... pixels and stuff... also, dat ass. unf. <3
dilmah
Infront of... Defiantly could take him
Robocloud
As can I~
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
This needs to be cosplayed immediately. For your comments very reasons.
NotAPervert
this intrigues me. but where are your selfies?
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Haha nice try, NotAPervert.
NotAPervert
do it with a piece of art or some other de-sexualized subject matter if you don't trust my name lol
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
A 7th grader drew me one time. http://imgur.com/lWgaZis
NotAPervert
Nice.
Cambric
Bet he'll have a matching outfit for you to wear too.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I would expect nothing less.
Cambric
You might have to be the pitcher in that relationship though.
TheGreatMizuti
If I'm on the field with him nothing else matters <3
Mattychew
So perhaps you would want to be the first base umpire, telling the other players which base its safe to run too, if you know what i mean...
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I'll make it work.
Cambric
Of that, I never doubted.
EtherealPoop
You, I like you XD
HowardtheDuckthe1986filmnotthecomicbook
He looks fabulous, if you know what i mean.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Which means he'll probably want me off to the side. Which is fine by me. All long as I can still stare.
HowardtheDuckthe1986filmnotthecomicbook
Staring is kinda rude, though.
Cambric
The fourth one down just screams FABULOUS.
HowardtheDuckthe1986filmnotthecomicbook
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
You scream FABULOUS.
Cambric
Only when I'm imitating the true screamers.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Still happened.