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Oct 24, 2020 6:55 PM
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Foxhack
#7 This has been me for the past 20 years. I always wake up before the alarm goes off. I can never get more than 5 hours of sleep per night.
RawfishFood
#7 It’s worse when somebody wakes you up just a few minutes before your alarm goes off.
Tuphon
This is a good meaty dump +1
whitefoxkei
#15 This post right here, officer.
kevinallover
Gen z humor is probably a coping mechanism for the fucked up times they grew up in...
sakela
How can I laugh if there's no distortion:22, warp:17, deepfry: 38 bass boost: 25
Srcsqwrn
Dying is legit
Seph89
#2 I'm getting a King Bradley vibe from the queen so he better watch out.
BananaQuatroScale
I'm between millenials and genZ, and I laughed about both.... Fucking dave, also depression.
RayMC
I don’t like this dump, it reignited my depression.
NotTinyPancakes
ditto
Maboroshi1994
#15 yes you can, but that is not the question you should be asking
somethingwittyandoriginal
I literally do not understand the Gen Z joke. I'm old.
Ozarck
Nobody does. They are just supposed to be unexpected and random and surreal.
IntrovertTurtle
#16 is too real for me today
madinspace
Going through #14 right now. Feel fucking fantastic
missmerk
Samesies. I think. I don’t know. Love is hard.
BusterH
thekeyofe
Needs audio
BusterH
TahSpah
I think I’m a Gen X because that one made me laugh. Although millennial did too.
TahSpah
Looked it up. Apparently I’m right on the cusp of Gen X and Millennial...
Foxhack
Could be worse, I'm 40 (Gen Xer) and understand Gen X, Millennial and Gen Z humor.
HQDefault
As a Zoomer I can confirm D A V E made me laugh
Bluefasa
Can confirm, am studying
SpiceSlag
I'm a millennial and D A V E is brilliant.
megazord666
As a millennial... it made me laugh too. Life is fuckin too absurd to get depressed over it
AmyBethMegJo
As a boomer, these are the Daves I know.
rabbitron
Gen X'er here, fkn lost it at D A V E
DazeHudson
As a Dave, i can confirm D A V E did not make me laugh, but I'm happy someone found it funny :)
thedarkcanuck
As a millenial I don't understand gen z humor but I absolutely love it. You nihilistic fucks really embrace the ridiculousness of it all
RayMC
lol, look at these millennials & X’rs trying to understand the joke. Guys, theres no joke. Thats the joke.
Jesssmash
I'm a millennial, and a fuckin love zoomer humor
Lulabel73
We get it, it’s just not funny. You’re going to look back at these and cringe!
RayMC
That’s the point of my wack thumbs-up gif. We laugh, but there’s really nothing to laugh at. Like the stupid “surgery on a grape” meme.
VitusApollo
... can someone explain it to my friend? He just doesn't get it.
DeanGulberri1
Classic "Dave" just sitting over there in a business suit like he does
CatBeagler
All zoomers are autistic, and their memes are in encrypted in code only zoomers and other highly specialized autists can understand.
endangeredpanda9
I mean... Just... D A V E
TheBMachine
We find humor in absurdity and absence of meaning
HQDefault
There is nothing to get. There is only DAVE. And that is valid.
Skelletalmellons
Fucking classic Dave am I right?
fudgex
I think it’s supposed to be “Dave” “wave”-ing so a Dave wave, a ‘dave’
blearaghgggeaggh
I think it's just D A V E, don't think too hard about it
Knave333
I searched and it seems to stem from this joke... https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/55gonm/my_favorite_joke_everyone_knows_dave/
Colopty
Don't think it's actually related, it's just some random surreal humor. https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/ has plenty of those.
Knave333
You’re most likely right, but I went down a rabbit hole with this and it seemed to go back to this joke. Then it went surreal.
Daniel2542
To me, it is absurd/surreal. By subverting expectations and offering no context, you're forced to create a mental world where it can exist.
CeoHuntingSeason
GreyNotGray
That was an incredible explanation.
NotTinyPancakes
its just humor finding soemthing random funny as amillenial it foesnt appeal to mebut i get i
GoliathSkittles
Do you need a bondulance?
Pubdo
Nah bro he just drunk.
EverNotRelevant
#15 You can, but it is not edible. Please do not kill yourselves and/or ruin good food trying this.
Klisteration
It's much better straight from the can anyway.
manwhowasnthere
reminds me of the simpsons "i told you they could deep fry my shirt!" - "i didnt say they couldnt, i said YOU SHOULDNT"
apathyboy
Unless you fill your engine with duck fat first. Then stick some duck legs in the oil pan and run it at a simmer (2000 rpm) for 3 hours.
digdoug78
There's dudes spending life in prison for selling motor oil as cooking oil. Many people got ill.
MikeReese9
I knew a guy who tried to fry shrimp in melted Vaseline. He didn’t make it past the first bite, fortunately
elganif
at least Vaseline is edible at the start. Not sure if it stays that way when you boil it/ deepfry food in it.
Cindex1337
Probably gets pretty rancid. I wouldn't think it's worse than burnt cooking oil though. Which tastes horrid, but isn't poisonous
IndefinetelyTired
But how does it taste?
Unknowninterference
You gotta try i guess
5NoteHalf
Awful.
tg2222222
Like regret, but with hint of thyme.
itscereal
It's got that new car taste!
halcyonsky
Find Florida Man. He'd be perfect for this.
ChiliBeef
Like Castrol 10w-40.
dwilson0725
Ew. I only use 0W.
Guidocat
Sure it's better for efficiency, but you won't get as rich of a flavor.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Raw engine oil tastes like canola oil with a distinct chemical aftertaste. Don’t ask me how I know that.
KentuckyFriedForeskin
I feel like I should ask how you know that.
IndefinetelyTired
Sane way I know WD40 and a ham sandwich isn't all that bad
ATravellinOwl
I, too, find chewing to be more effort than it's worth. Gotta lube up that food so it slides right down!
EverNotRelevant
Ask someone eager to kill themselves. Shouldn't be hard to find, lots of millennials around.
IndefinetelyTired
Fuckiiiiin BET. I'm one of those
RayMC
Lots of Zoomers, too. And the best part is, we’re even younger! I wonder how early it’ll hit Gen Alpha…
Jesssmash
My 7 year old gets pretty existential at times.
TheZacAttack
In the womb
AntRam95
Get a boomer to do it, they don’t have long anyways
EverNotRelevant
Yeah, but you'd have to hear them whine about "kids these days" and you'd just end up killing yourself anyway.
AprilSpectrum
Quick spread the rumor it kills corona