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MarkPenrice
#14 because that's the first step in ensuring that your troops will actually shoot to kill under orders - dehumanise your enemy.
CarlSaganRulez
#1 tenure
DeepFriedMemesExclusively
MrKomisiripala
#1 when he decided that he’s an old queen
sthgrau
Mitochondrial Eve says that you are all cousins. Your welcome!
grklein
My welcome what?
sthgrau
You seem to have the mistaken impression that I said: you're welcome. Its a common mistake, so I won't take it personally.
literallyahuman
You'r*
40Knots
Only liberals, centrists, libertarians and conservatives share. FOH.
delitescency
Can someone explain the lacrosse one?
a1hotshot
Yes, the person in the photo looks like the word "lacrosse," you're welcome.
UnsolicitedRichardPicture
I didn’t think the Steve King one was real but it is. Holy hell Iowa.
DemSumBigAssRidges
#17 or, you know... any Jew circa the mid-1900s...
MarkPenrice
Also basically anyone of a subtly different ethnic subgroup from the next wave of oncoming soldiers, former Yugoslavia, 1990s.
MarkPenrice
And probably a shit-ton of Syrians, Kurds, Sudanese, Yemenis, Rwandans... etc. That statement has probably been wrong much more than right.
Cheeseballs7
#1 he decided suits were out and robes were in when he realised that living in the closet was for for orphans with funny scars on their head
TemetNosce000
LOL this
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
#1 first year teacher vs tenured professor who's seen decades of student bullshit
Zixtank
Was gonna say it. Tenure and first class eccentric who knows he's so smart he can evade any and all law suit.
dm22b
Or suit law
OneLeggedDog
I mean, if I could wear pjs to class everyday I'd do it.
SithElephant
I tried teaching classes in my pj's once, but only three students fit.
JuniorTavarez
Sad how they ruined Jon Snow's story.
Tminus1622d
Maybe Dumbledore realised that he didnt give a fck anymore about what was 'in' and went with what he liked. He grew up.
filthyhybrid3000
#17 the brits were generally doing the same for their colonies...
AFutileGesture
AlamoArsenal
Or people who have chronic pain.
nlmaya
"FoldedUpLikeALawnChair" "Are we cousins?" Can I give more than +1?
COOL69BRO420ZONE5000
#1 When he got fat.
dezert99
Did anyone else read the last one as 3 factorial and 9 factorial?? I'm really dissapointed in myself.
flack9099
What do you mean?? I feel more dumb than you now
snoogans671
In math, the ! symbol means factorial (product of all numbers smaller than the original). So 9! is 9 factorial. 9x8x7x6x5x4x3x2x1=362880
flack9099
Thanks
Sh4dowWalker96
So that's what a factorial is.
txmount
#1: The 80s, of course.
SpankusJalopy
Friends, while we have had our differences, I am here to tell you that the flame of revolution has been lit! 1/2
SpankusJalopy
Tomorrow, the sun will rise on a new day! - cat probably
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
#1 after he came out of the closet when deciding what to wear next now that that suit was no longer in style
ondaheightsofdespair
Yeah, fuck you too Ganowicz.
tychog99
If cory gets elected and they go into the white house I ne someone to play the cory in the house intro at full nuclear blast volume nearby
BethanyButElectronic
WHY ISN'T #2 "NOT POCKETS" JESUS, MAN
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
#9 I wonder if there's a law that covers this.
geaux750
Did your uncle order the code red?
papazulu1186
You probably aren't cousins, kids are dumb like that
MsHoneybadger
All those born in the South are cousins, somehow. It's the weirdest thing...
powderedwigs
Still had sex
MsHoneybadger
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
*snaps fingers* aw nuts
ArtOzz
SithShodan
Tenure + "fuck it, I'm Dumbledore. I gotta be more Dumb-adorable"
solidsteel314
Have you ever been to a university graduation ceremony. Tenured professors in wizard robes as far as the eye can see.
vidathebard
I just think of him as like reverse Elton John. Like I think he hit 60 and was like, "Fuck it! I'm not wearing pants to work anymore."
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
It was after he came out of the closet when deciding what to wear next now that that suit was no longer in style
Zero251
I think of it as DND or rpgs. Start out looking normal then you end up with all this shit that’s mismatched... but the buffs doe!!!
youCanHaveMyUsernameIfYouWant
Well the source material also have surprise facts every now and then
ReginaKasteen
Tenure.
aPokal
Or when he stopped going around muggles so often.
motorwaffle
Wizards were kind of fine with muggle fashion before WWII, after which they dressed differently to differentiate their culture. -my guess.
Yellowdart49
Sometimes i feel like I'm in a very small percentage of people that liked these new movies. I love Depp and Law in their roles
catsandcoke
I like them too. The second one was a little disorganized but the casting is good.
jjp803127001
The FB setting is wizards very much the wizard community actively hiding from muggles and trying to blend in. The muggle world dictates the
jjp803127001
Wizard world here creating a great deal of resentment towards muggles. By the HP setting wizards have overcorrected becoming isolated and
jjp803127001
Nearly oblivious to the reality of the muggle world. Likely an over reaction from the FB times.
poscduke
When he got tenure
AsianLeprechaun
The correct response is tenure.
middlemorph
dwideshruud
He wasn't headmaster yet, the robes came with the job I would imagine.
Hutchy01
That's a fair point, I mean the look of the thing is just as important as the thing itself.
ElephantKid
are they remaking it? OHHH is it going to have all the aids JK rolling added in hindsight? damn thats gonna be a good meme movie
rockfireman
Ugh, I like the first Fantastic Beasts movie, but the 2nd was shit. I was confused the whole time, and it was just bad.
catsandcoke
It really. They wore pretty normal muggle clothes in the movies.
IMINCONSTANTFEAROFBECOMINGNONEXISTENTAFTERDEATH
I was gonna say when his balls started dropping too much
CmfMttnPpl
Well son acid is a hell of a drug
EggFooYung
He passed the century mark, realized he just did not give a fuck anymore and started wearing pyjamas all the time.
Oakshand
cus hes an old as fuck wizard hanging out with kids all day. You think i wouldn't be wearing robes like that all the time. Fuck yeah i would
TheMightyMoto
In my head canon, I pretend its because he just did not care anymore after defeating grindelwald. He was all like, well, I defeated the 1/2
Ferrumkit
I mean, maybe Gumbleworts should have just calmed his tits rather than trying to usher in some sort of end-times.
TheMightyMoto
love of my life, time to just wear PJs. 2/2
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
there's no spell against depression I guess
IamfunatpartiesIknow
But there are no signs that he's depressed. Are there? I'm no expert
TheMightyMoto
maybe a potion.
TooMuchPandas
Penseive
ArtOzz
Slight problem: Tom Riddle was a long time AFTER his defeat of Grindlewald.
TheMightyMoto
I never mentioned Tom, and not sure what he has to do with my head canon.
ArtOzz
I dont know what you mean precisely by head canon, but Im saying the events of Fantastic Beasts occurs when Dumbledore is middle aged I
ArtOzz
I mean, its not even about this. When he went into the muggle world he wore flamboyantly coloured suits. Its a thing about Wizards that
ArtOzz
they can dress as muggles but they always look off somehow. Even Dumbledore was subject to it and got the colours wrong.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
One of the many things I hate about the film adaptations is that the wizards, like, ALWAYS wear nomaj clothing.
ArtOzz
Then they took the guy and put him in a perfectly normal muggle suit because Hollywood never gives a shit about the source material.
TheMightyMoto
I honestly never understood how wizards could not understand muggle fashion, I mean there are plenty of half and muggle borns that could 1/2
TheMightyMoto
teach that shit to people. I mean hell, one muggle born could make a killing if they opened up a muggle clothing store in diagon alley. 2/2
ArtOzz
You dont understand magic. Any magic system that adheres to both emotions AND base physics results in a two way effect - observed and
Dagordae
Oh, that’s easy. There are 2 parts: The first is that all nonMuggleborns are hideously inbred. Their family tree looks like a Mangrove. The
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
you never seen a white guy from the suburbs try to dress "hip-hop"? people can be hugely unaware of how wrong they look
IamfunatpartiesIknow
After wearing emerald greens and amethyst purples you cannot go to blacks and greys without adding something extra
gamblingpoet
The 70s happened and he saw all that kickass van art and was like "fuck I should dress like that that shit is dope" then took all the acid
noname117spore
Can someone explain #3 to me. I don’t get what is being said; it seems like it contradicts itself.
Toasterss
Because cory booker is unlikely to become president.
noname117spore
Wait, I think I get it. But that parenthesis part is just weirdly placed since the point of it is saying it won’t happen rather than...
noname117spore
Explaining the joke like someone might think it would.
Toasterss
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/07/09/cory-booker-has-a-plan-for-the-giants-if-two-unlikely-things-happen/
GerberLegalTeam
I still don't understand why he wants to Introduce them as the new York Giants? Is that funny? Is it an insult to someone? Is it correct 1/2
GerberLegalTeam
Incorrect? I have absolutely no idea what that would even mean.
GerberLegalTeam
*New Jersey is what I meant to type.
Toasterss
The new york giants actually play in NJ
GerberLegalTeam
Ohh
GerberLegalTeam
Ok that all makes sense now thanks.
XeononSolomon
Ehhh shout out to you for calling out Canada. We get too much of a free pass for being "Not America" when we are just as bad
ItsKindaComplicated
You better apologize right now or risk having your Canadian citizenship taken away!!
PowwerOrb13
I'd say bad, but not as bad. Our natives at least survived
XeononSolomon
By the skin of their teeth. The whole residential school thing nearly destroyed them
daimomusic
One of the more horrendous black marks for Canada
whothehelltakesNiccoloMachiavelliasausername
Were* you are far superior nowadays
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
Aren't anywhere near as bad as america. I hate when canadians try to act like they are.
XeononSolomon
When Hitler looks at your founding father and says he is a great man then steals his idea to make concentration camps we aint squeaky clean.
Inganni
No but comparing the two... One is fair cleaner
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
And I didn't say you were. I just said you weren't worse than America.