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vilmoz
Hello... Newman
phe0n1x
My buddy's kid was born today. They refused to name him Blaze. Sad day.
QuiGonChuck
Somebody seems like their a little sore...
StankyPankySammich
Oh my god. I'm an everyday smoker and forgot about it and my younger friends are all still way into it. Like, just another day youngblood.
ParakeetsAreDevilSpawn
as someone in college in California...... yes people care... a lot..
smithdogg22
This guy does!
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ekdrm2d1
"We get it, you live in Colorado, Washington, Oregeon, etc
Blamblam101
PrestoGC
It's also Hitler's b-day sooo
MayorMcWeed
That's not exactly true
FreyaNicci
Was in Wal-Mar today and my receipt ended up at $4.20. Freaky.
imcurrentlyatabar
So my friend wants to know what this is from, after having seen it a billion times on here...
SolessDesign
Tell your friend it's from the first Jurassic Park. Also tell him he's a monster for never watching the only good Jurassic Park. :P
andweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
AReallySneakyShoe
I feel like there should be more to this gif
IKnowAndIDrinkThings
Come on stoners help me down vote this! #420
LionHeat
its Hitler Birthday
LionHeat
Hitlers
Begotten
I was invited to a public 420 party today by a cashier in a convenience store.
SirDimachaerus
Neo Nazis care
SirDimachaerus
(It's Hitler's birthday)
dec9675
Correction I care
CaptainMuu
Makes me sad every fine :( we are do cynical this days
CaptainMuu
°time
chickadeedeedeedee
*these
chickadeedeedeedee
*so
NomadMatt
Everyone is to high to respond.
IndyAndyJones
*too
mixtapefire
If you don't smoke how would you get affected by it. 4/20 is a weed smokers holiday to smoke more weed, its great!
zackofspades
I work at a gym, it's noticeably...emptier. I guess folks don't blaze and bodybuild.
saucefordipping29
But every one will be so excited for cinco de mayo. Memes, advertising, taco deals, fb tag party pictures but us stoners cant have one day.
CliftonSantiago
I rolled blunts last night and hid them at my friends' houses this morning for them to find. Like easter but for adults and illegal here.
TheGhostInAJar
Justheretowastemytime
This is fucking awesome! Thank you for your contribution
YourMotherXX
Thanks, you were always great at pointing out potentially obscure comedy
IMostlyStayInUsersubAndWaitToGetGloriousToThenAbandonAccount
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SacrificesForCthulhu
Shawalliam
I like how this is on exactly 420 upvotes
hamstre
Entartika
But it's my bday, I care D;
barf1189
Did you not hear what Newman just said?
colinardo
Mine too, I'm 25 today! Happy birthday friend!
MissArnie
Birthday buddy! I'm especially correlated to Hitler thanks to living in Austria.
LordFarquadisBae
Me too!!
FjordFiskursson
Congratulations!
ImgurisluvImgurislife
Are you Hitler?
ArtOfKarolMichalec
D;
JAC0BY
Ayyy me too but I'm 25 now so it's all downhill from here.
insomniaticdaydrifter
Uh....no. You're still good at 25. Wait till 35 hits ya!
Etropis
Ayyye~ I'm not alone. Happy Birthday everyone! :')
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
Mine too! Everyone celebrates, nobody remembers.
kytana
Mine too, happy birthday! :D
Draegos1
Happy B-day!
itsahollyday2
Everybody celebrates our birthday :)
purpleq2
Same
colinardo
Happy birthday:)
Iliketobuttermyselfupandslidearoundontiledfloors
Alright hitler.
DavidBanahan
My sister turned 13 today, I always compared her to Hitler growing up and now she understands why.
Entartika
Oh it gets better.. he was born 4/20/89 and so was I
CaptAmazo
Happy 28th!
TheDonaIdTrump
This is so weird to me. I know its dumb but I associate him so much with the 1900s I never considered him being born in the 1800s
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
If you were born in 89, you're a few days short of your 1928th birthday http://enwp.org/Adoption_of_the_Gregorian_calendar
ConfederacyOfDunces
Hitler was a millineal?
iAintNoSynthDammit
a centurial i guess
ConfederacyOfDunces
Even worse!
thxph
You say 4/20, I say 20/4.
DamianAvalos
Die
Schmedes
Oh, the date argument? I haven't heard that in hours!
laestrella
Exactly
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
204 ezalb ti
EbbandFlow
I say 1/5th
bjo23
2017-04-20 or --04-20. ISO 8601.
ShittyMcFartPoop
You say tomato, I say tomato.
justlittleoldme2020
East of the Atlantic...we invented the current date system....get with the program north America!
OneTrueSaviour
Wait that means in 2020 you'll have 420 for an entire month
Enkeria
Seconds -> Minutes -> Hours -> Days -> Weeks -> Months -> Years. See how that works? 20/4 2017
OneTrueSaviour
Here in america it goes Sexonds>Minutes>Hours>Days>Months>Years
SeeTheNumbersTasteTheViolence
20420... so meta
NewCrobuzonCitizen
yes but ppl who use 20/4 have no idea that 420 should mean something anyway
nero4ty2
ssshhh, we were trying to keep that a secret from them, there will be enough stoner memes as it is
PoppinLochNessHopster
"Today is 20 April" sounds way better than "Today is April 20", yeah totes.
NewCrobuzonCitizen
You do realize ppl. speak other languages than English
hearthstoneaccount3
Or yanno "Today is the 20th" because everyone knows what fucking month it is. I want the day not the month T_T
swagb98623
Obligatory https://thebehaviorallab.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/ff582-dateformatcomparison.png
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Obligatory
Belckan
Also, its "Today is the 20th of April of 2017" against "Today is April 20th of 2017" HURR DURR MILES AND FEET
Belckan
Its the 4 month's 20th day of the 2017th year sounds better than its the 20th day of the 4th month of the 2017th year now?
Holobit
Putting the month before the day is as logic as looking at 13:20:15 and reading it as: 20 minutes, 13 hours and 15 seconds. Moronic.
BewareTheCrocigator
So I guess you'll never say "quarter past four" then? Since you seem to think people are forced to talk the same way they write.
only90skidswillgetthis
Date notation isn't the same thing as what you say. FOUR SLASH TWO ZERO SLASH 17. Best date notation is YYYY-MM-DD, as you can sort it easy
only90skidswillgetthis
April 20th and 20th of April are fine in both British and American English, so not sure why you're downvoting.
Holobit
https://thebehaviorallab.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/ff582-dateformatcomparison.png
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
only90skidswillgetthis
You're missing the point. Format it's written doesn't dictate how it is said aloud.
SomethingOffensive
4/21 should be National Drug Test Day.
Schmedes
It sort of is. 1/1, 4/20, 4/21, and days like St Patrick's Day tend to draw more drug tests from probation officers. At least in my state.
duckbuster36
MrRemy
I had my probation appt on 4/19, not sure why he didnt just make it 4/21
stonerp561
Ya mine was the other day on the 18th
VelstadtTheRoyalAegis
smithdogg22
SocoFox
For military folks, it often is.
uiao2321
warlockaflocka
Hilarious and original!!
stonerp561
It is
Ryanator50
that just seems mean.
bayardthebloodhound
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
If they don't come into work under the influence of anything, why does it matter what people do on their own time?
allusernamesralreadytaken
That username :-|
edehae
I'm a nurse soooo..... yeah hospitals tend to like their healthcare professionals "clean" from drugs.
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
It doesnt!
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
I agree, but the commenter would like for a bunch of people to lose their jobs for partaking, even if it's one day out of the year.
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
Because he's probably one of those people who's never smoked it but knows everything about it
SomethingOffensive
The potency of weed has increased over the years. The effects can last longer than a couple of hours. What you do at night, could stay (1)
SomethingOffensive
Until morning time at work. And if you're a forklift driver or something, I'd prefer if you weren't even a little bit high. (2)
TheRealRavnos
Well sir you are wrong. the effects last max for an hour, maybe two.
willer2122
Would the driver be safer if he were sleep deprived? Many smoke to help them fall asleep.
SomethingOffensive
Not really. I wouldn't want the driver on sleep medications, either.
Vectorman2
Because some employers care about employees breaking the law (yes recreational use is still illegal depending on where you live)
willer2122
In that case make everyone paste a "how's my driving" sticker on their bumper, because that would actually benefit society.
ixxiJoEixxi
Dumb laws NEED to be broken
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
They need to be fixed, not necessarily broken.
DarkStar1023
MLK would disagrees with you there. "one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws."
svirr
Is it the company's right to know, though? Just asking, I'm not really for or against it.
Vectorman2
If you want them to give you money? Of course, they can also fire you for dumb shit said on facebook.
svirr
The dumb shit on facebook thing makes much more sense. I'm not sure I want a world where companies can inflict your personal life that much.
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
I don't see people getting fired for other minor misdemeanors as long as they don't miss work due to being in jail.
Vectorman2
I guess maybe because shoplifting/jaywalking/speeding isnt habit forming like 'drugs' are? (Yes I know marijuana isn't habit forming blabla)
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
Nobody gets fired for alcoholism as long as they're not drunk on the job.
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
The unique thing about marijuana is that cannabinoids are fat soluble so they show up on a test far longer than much more harmful drugs.