Pooping 10 minutes a day every day for a year is equal to a full weeks pay to poop...

Apr 4, 2017 1:58 PM

I am doing so right now :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shitpost? Shitpost.

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Getting paid to poop, woooooo!

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Boss makes a dollar, while I make a dime. That's why I poop on the company's time

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I like to hold it till after regular hours. Getting paid time and half for it makes it that much more enjoyable.

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"Boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time."

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Aren't you off two days out of the week though?

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I'm the only guy in my office. Sometimes I just go hang out in the men's room. I do a lot of Imguring in there.

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Also you save toilet paper at home so while getting paid to poop you're actually saving money!

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There's no privacy in my house with a husband and a toddler. Pooping at work is the only way I can poop in peace

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Close the door!

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My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time

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I got laid off for pooping at the company. They told some crap about "in the toilet, not in front of the customers"...

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As a guy with IBS I would sue for firing me because of a disability

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