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Taken from Uncanny X-Force, Volume 1 issue number 4.
Mar 5, 2017 10:13 AM
YezussChrist
84687
1402
58
Taken from Uncanny X-Force, Volume 1 issue number 4.
Grifter21
No Wendigo curse when someone feeds you human I guess.
jivekansas
Uncanny x force is a phenomenal series. I've read the whole thing a few times over.
MachineGunJeanMaurice
Fucking cringed audibly.
arkhamcreedsolid
X-force deadpool is some of the best deadpool.
YezussChrist
Rick Remender really knew how to write him.
Retrospektic
Hmm cancer meat.
Troninater
But, wait, I get he's helping him in a painful kind of way, but if his body is pretty much a living cancer wouldn't that be BAD kind of way?
YezussChrist
Archangel also has a healing factor, not as strong as Wolverine's or Deadpool's.
Wayniferus
What happened to him to have to have Deadpool feed him?
colorandall
Apocalypse's four horseman. Famine hit him up so he was slowly starving to death
Wayniferus
Ohh that does make sense in the context. Thanks for letting me know.
ChloePrice
Reminds me of that Hannibal scene, where Hannibal makes Mason Verger feed his own face to Will's dogs
Joey274
Which x-men is this? Angel?
YezussChrist
Yes, to be more precise this is his Archangel persona.
Joey274
Thank you sir
BRAWL510
Archangelllllllllllllllllll!!!!!
YezussChrist
My favorite member of the X-Men.
Worgenmaster
Doesn't he turn into archangel because of Mister Sinister shenanigans tho?
YezussChrist
He made a deal with Apocalypse in order to save his life. That's how he became Archangel.
donotbeafraid
Whoa, weird, I just finished the Complete Collection Vol 1 of Uncanny X-Force! Cool.
YezussChrist
How'd you like it? I loved it until #18 and then I feel like it went downhill.
donotbeafraid
Hard to recall separate issues in the trade..but it was amazing! Yeah there was a lull, but felt like it picked back up though.
YezussChrist
#18 was the ending of The Dark Angel Saga. He's my favorite X-Men so after he was gone I couldn't really enjoy the rest.
donotbeafraid
End fight dragged and that creating a new world/evolution bit was crazy. Still just love X-Force tho: more brutal and more time travel!
YezussChrist
I thought it was perfect up until Warren's demise. After that I hated Fantomex and Psylocke. Wolverine was stale and Deapool left...cont
YezussChrist
...the tone of the book changed and the stories weren't that good after. The only character I liked in the team was the AOA Nightcrawler.
AlmaAdelier
Did deadpool morph into a tent?
marcusyoyo
Lamest superpower ever
YezussChrist
He had a tent packed in one of his pouches.
TheSwedishCryptid
But he doesn't have food rations in it?
Elonth
He has a magic bag. I'm not kidding.
Vegapunk
Yep, he has a satchel! A beautiful, mysterious and out of place satchel. And I love it ^_^
cutthroatink15
Maybe in the 2nd movie he'll remember to bring it, instead of leaving it in dopinders car
Elonth
i don't think he will get it until the 3rd movie at least. It depends if they kill copy cat in the next movie or not.
sneekyleshy
How do you digest flesh that regenerate? Would you just be full all time and never having to take a dump?
EverydayIsWednesday
I think it only regenerates if it's connected to the main body?
sneekyleshy
But it must be the blood that regenerates the body. When you say main body I have to ask which part of the body is that?
EverydayIsWednesday
Whatever has the most mass? I dunno...MAGIC SCIENCE! XD
sneekyleshy
"Insert dick joke here" - Deadpool.
YezussChrist
I'm pretty sure this is how it works.
Voidkilla
He drinks the blood of his enemies from the skulls of their children - Zorn
Megarith
Okay, seriously, how would one even *begin* to read all the comics that exist nowadays?
urmommasfartbox
By opening one, of course.
SlagathorTheThird
Deadpool himself has a dedicated series of comic which is decently easy to catch up. For the rest it's a nightmare
Qualtagh
The uncanny x-force run that this is from is where I started. A bit disorienting at first, but it stands on its own and is a lot of fun.
Qualtagh
I didn't tell you, but there may be torrents around for it
YezussChrist
Uncanny X-Force got me back into comics a few years ago. Slightly confused at first but a couple of issues later and I was good.
canadiansteakbacon
Pick a single character, find a list of all their comics, pick a story arc that sounds good, and go. Rinse and repeat
YezussChrist
This is how I do it.
SocialSociopath
Is there a good website? Or do you buy them? I've not seen a website not any place to buy comic books other than conventions
canadiansteakbacon
There's an online service for Marvel, certain fee a month for unlimited comics. Amazon has certain storylines in graphic novel form
YezussChrist
There's physical copies you can go buy or you can go to the companies website and buy digital copies. There's also torrents.
canadiansteakbacon
If price is really an issue, there are ways to read comics online for free, though those don't support the creators
SocialSociopath
Nah, price isn't an issue as long as it's not crazy expensive, thanks btw
canadiansteakbacon
Np. The Marvel online service is called Marvel Unlimited. Not sure what DC has though
Bentarmbenny
Didn't wolverine do this to keep himself alive ?
eclect0
Why did he need to, though? Couldn't his healing factor passively heal the damage caused by starvation without the song and dance?
Zeinox
I believe the reasoning was that Wolverine's regeneration involved him getting flesh from the flesh dimension.
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
Which is total bullshit. The energy can't just appear.
ThisIsNetsu
Yup this goes against all laws of conservation of energy and mass.
shirtlessteo
Well Ice Man(?) can just freeze stuff, no? Does everything around that get super heated and he just moves thermal energy? Or, "superpowers"?
stonerlibtard
Ya but a man can have his arm cut off and grow it back while another man turns into ice. It's a comic book
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
I don't like these overpowered superheroes. Every other is basically invincible and gets defeated only by someone more invincible. BULLSHIT.
Uzernaime
But wouldn't wolverine's regeneration also extend to his organs causing him to never starve? Or is that a way to kill him?
YezussChrist
Wolverine can starve to death which is why he was forced to eat his own flesh.
Uzernaime
Ya, just found it interesting that his restoration powers don't extend to his cell function, as the cells die off wouldn't they just regen?
YezussChrist
An accelerated healing factor doesn't change the fact that he still need to eat in some way, shape or form.
TheSwedishCryptid
But him eating himself. Wouldn't he require energy to replace the missing flesh. So it would be a net-loss either case.
Elonth
but...a his body would just eat away at itself like everyone else. Just much more efficiently.
ItsWaluigitime
Under a glacier
YezussChrist
For six months.
miah1391
With a box of scraps
RepresentativeOfNorway
And 2 hours, 23 minutes and 4 seconds
Elonth
this is the one thing i hate about his power. Ignores the conservation of energy and mass.
HarbingerOfThis
...not entirely unlike almost all super powers in these comics.
blak
*pushes glasses up bridge of nose*
YezussChrist
Yep
AsaCanadianIagreeandIamsorry
6 months under a glacier or something like and ate his own flesh. It was imgur a few days ago.
Lenthas
Even if he's healing faster he needs energy from somewhere, eating himself sounds ...counterproductive honestly...but its fiction so yea..
Tikityler
He Should need energy from somewhere...
TheFreQy
If you are yourself, you'd be losing nutrients from all the blood loss but you'd be gaining nutrients from eating yourself. And I hear
Qualtagh
It would only make sense if he needed to consolidate mass differently than his auto-healing was doing. Who needs hands, anyways?
Woodcup
The human body will naturally consume it's own muscle tissue to stay alive.
TheFreQy
It will, but it won't consume it straight out like you would if you were to physically eat it. It would only take certain nutrients.
Woodcup
Consuming your own flesh is a waste of energy as the body has to heal and deal with the trauma.
TheFreQy
Humans meat isn't very good for you so.
Lenthas
...I dread to know where you know that human meat isn't very good, but its probably a fun story.
capnsebastian
i just dont understand how that is even supposed to work though... am i thinking into it too much?
MinorClarification
It can't because of the first law of thermodynamics.
The5lacker
You're thinking harder than the writers. So yes.
MrBigGuy
his skin isnt just reforming when he heals. hes creating entirely new tissue and bones and whatnot. so eating himself works.
Insensitive
MEAT, FROM THE MEAT DIMENSION
YezussChrist
Yes.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
From this reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskScienceFiction/comments/1q8vua/marvel_where_does_wolverine_get_the_mass_and/
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
/ "Logan has tiny interdimensional doors that open to a universe of pure meat"
ocegur
Putting aside the magic part, you could eat non vital part like your arm, to keep alive the vital parts like brain and heart.
lionel1024
There is a Stephen King short story about a doctor who winds up on a deserted island who cuts off parts of himself to eat.
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
Stranded with a shit load of coke isn't he?
UHOHHSomersaultJUMP
.
DrShrinker
"lady fingers, they taste just like lady fingers"
ThorinMapleshield
And then gets rescued when he's eaten practically all of himself right?
DrShrinker
You never find out.
VeggieWombat
Considering it's King, I guess the dude doesn't have a regen factor right ? : p
somenerandom
I don't know the story, but knowing how Stephen King tends to write, the story probably doesn't get to the rescue part
eclect0
Their genes have mutated to the point where they are no longer bound by the laws of conservation, obviously.
MeowWoof
Well duh, look at Cyclops. How many calories does he shoot out his eyeballs?
RoadOiler
Pfft
Bluetastic
None, because they are gateways to another dimension. The force beam isn't actually coming from him.
JetmanNinety3
Wow... I like that theory
TallAndGeeky
Punches from the punch dimension.