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Friendly reminder of this absolute legend.
Holy crap, front page! Thanks! I'll just shamelessly pimp out my friend's twitch channel, she's a sweetheart and deserves it. She's new to it and mainly plays overwatch.
Twitch.tv/carbonated_poison
blank32
The Australian war against Emus continues
BjorktheBrutal
I'll follow your friend!
Wag33z
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA-y1nOBCKA
Osthyvel
I'm more impressed that the camera guy could keep up
TheBisexualestBoyInTheVillage
Don’t mention the war!
ScampAnim
Now I'm gonna stick my thumb right up its butthole
ohscrewit
They will disembowel you in a heartbeat
Longinus212
Nah that's Kangaroos and Cassowaries. Emus are really timid.
StevieMcSteveface
Rod Hull was very grateful.
snarfflebutt
Miss you, mate...
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Seriously, that's hardcore. Those things are fast as fuck
andaction
Steve - “HUGGIES!” Emu - “Not the huggies ... not the huggies!”
HerMajestysSecretButthole
3vieTheEevee
I'll be stealing this, thanks
Grillparzer
"Oh shit! Not that guy again."
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
That emu is probably freaked the fuck out that it got caught. “I swear this shit has never happened before”
onlypeterdinklage
VerifiedAllah
" The war ain't over yet you lil bugger" - Steve
marcofossil
TIL that emus are not deadly dangerous when attacked to.
GoodNews
For all of you who don’t know, that’s pronounced “eem-you”, not “ee-moo”
theHatredburrito
This man is my childhood hero and has helped shape what I want to do with my life
glear
theirishninja
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
kinosnightmares
Oh no! Steve's got me!
TheJazzGhost
He did what the Australian army could not.
rijstewafels
Now to really piss him off I'm gonna put my thumb in his butthole
ugunaeatdat
Roshiro
Im.... merry poppins, y'all.....
MyNameIsJohnDaker
You tried
Roshiro
Misspelt "Mary".... nooooo
MyNameIsJohnDaker
That's the wrong guy who played it in Guardians of the Galaxy, too.
Roshiro
True, but the reason y Norman Reedus (aka Daryl) is crying is because Michael Rooker's character (Merle) aka Yandu himself became zombiefied
oldfashionedlungbutter
Someone put little squiggly arms on it.
Falkorburnstoo
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SleepyFerret
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KillerEMT
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mikes5673
Much as I loved the guy's TV, the only thing that surprised me about his death was that it didn't happen sooner.
Mebae
Yeah, but a sting ray to the heart? I'm pretty sure this is a simulation we are all living in because of this.
helenparr
It was like watching a horror movie and screaming at the white girl not to open the door.
GTIBH
I have finally met someone that shares my sentiments ! Over enthusiastic fuck had to try and grab every fucking animal on the planet !
Thelegaldeagle
Sir the fuck down.
Fleaofpain
somewhatwiseguy
StopShootingMe
Well, it was his job. You don't yell at welders "you deserve to be on fire because you play with lightning!"
MerToo
Germaine Greer observed that every animal he ever encountered was distressed. I'm with the stingray.
CaffeineManic
Some individual animals may have been distressed, but his work to create appreciation & preserve entire species far overshadows that.
MerToo
Yes, because the end justifies the means.
trhopkins
That was dangerous. They defeated the army!
Emaref
more like the army (govt) defeated themselves
GadenKerensky
This is Steve Irwin we're talking about. If he gave a shit about danger, we'd never know about him.
BMONoir
The great emu war. Our greatest loss.
Un0riginalComment
Is that why emo isn't a thing anymore?
CureWounds
Username checks out
mathmad26
I would like to point out that it was a surprise to the Australians that the emus would run away after shooting machine guns at them
trhopkins
Yeah the emus should have just kept shooting
mathmad26
bigheadfred
Ok ok I will ask... What is the Emu war?
IzM26
https://youtu.be/QOPZQHTNUs0
trhopkins
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2c/7c/a2/2c7ca2028f6b5e53ebbd012979859513--emu-war-gag.jpg
trhopkins
https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a2qXBDO_700b.jpg
SuperHotIsTheMostInnovativeShooterIvePlayedInYears
The official podcast talked about it if you wanna find out about it and have some laughs. They start talking about it at the very beginning.
trhopkins
a nuisance wildlife management - military operation - undertaken in Australia over the latter part of 1932 . The army lost.
WacknCheese
The army gave up, Emu's are bullet resistant and the had threatened to bring in the Cassowaries.
MetaVulture
If Steve Irwin had been around during the Emu Wars, Australia would have won. Sadly he came after in a wasteland of fear and ecological need
SneakEFoxxe
He would’ve sided with the emus though
MetaVulture
Like I said, Australia would have won.
PSfanatic
TheFishyMemer
I bet he’s happy that this is what we all remember him by. A guy who would chase down a giant fucking razor bird to tach a bunch of kids.
possiblyandy
He was a good tacher
VeryRealGirlAndNotRussianBot
I think he's having a stroke.
TomZarekVP
my tinder date didn't show, so I guess I'll have one too.
Girtouh
"Fookin' laser sights"
Tikityler
Sauce - quoting a man with a funny accent from Rainbow Six Siege. Specifically Thatcher I believe.
Girtouh
Correct
LarvaLamp
He tat so many of us.
LookAtAllTheseSpices
I was honored to be his stadent. I larned so much from him.
SkybusFlybusByebus
One day one of us will go from stadent to mastar
Vintagelephant25
Im crying at these replies hahaha
trhopkins
I stadied his pilllosipheis
andaction
So many grew a-tach.
snicklefritzmcgiggletits
I think you are referring to a casowary.
TheFishyMemer
Nah, the cassowary has a bigger claw but the emu has a slightly harder kick
SpearmintJun
Emus and cassowaries are about as dangerous as each other. https://farm6.static.flickr.com/5523/11257386883_7ae6268f31_b.jpg
SpearmintJun
cassowary foot for comparison. https://allyouneedisbiology.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/cassowary-foot.jpg
Cravanicus
But do Emu’s have the same “GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!” temperament as the Cassowary?
SpearmintJun
Yes, they are angry birds that can outrun humans and can and will kick your shit in the wild.
TheFishyMemer
Why do you think they beat Australia?