Just started my one month “paid” vacation. Here’s to imgur for helping keep me sane while I’m on bed rest

Mar 8, 2018 10:49 PM

Aronaf

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Long story short hernias blow and now I have three holes in my stomach plus some fancy new mesh and a separated muscle in my groin. Plus side my hernia was so bad (well worse than they thought) that it pushed everyone else’s surgery behind me back two hours. Plus a month off work isn’t too bad either Down side I’m not allowed to lift anything let alone a 45 lb squirmy bulldog puppy so no puppy cuddles for a while.

Moose tax

Get him a little ramp so he can walk up to your bed/couch haha. Get better soon OP

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmmm you are damn Good looking! Love the tats and the puppy!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does that tree weigh more than 45 lbs? Because its March now.. Hoping thats an older picture.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope you recover soon @OP also, if you need a nurse I’d be more than happy to help. My bedside manner is impeccable.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get well soon @OP!

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Best wishes for a quick healing, OP!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

March 16th I start my 2 week vacation, pinched nerve in my back it's killing me. Best of luck to you buddy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@Aronaf I hope you heal soon. Rehab sucks but do what they tell you and be strong. You got this!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good luck with the recovery! v Here, have some jiggly bits to cheer you up!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have had to deal with the same. Went out drinking a few days later. Not among my best decisions.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A bulldog puppy!? Cmon people, really?!? ECC Vet Nurse here,we get a lot of these guys in. You're gonna have some fun expenses.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Permission to tell you you're handsome?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yep, had a double fixed a few years back. KEEP AHEAD OF THE PAIN with meds (Percocets, in my case). Then get off them as soon as possible!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you need someone to take over puppy cuddles, I nominate myself

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mesh will probably be rejected, you'll probably have auto immune complications

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been there OP. I had inguinal hernia since I was a kid. Just got operated last Dec. Its the best when you dont have to adjust balls often.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hernia surgery fucking hurts !! Get well soon.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get well soon OP ... well, not too soon, you need the time off work ; )

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Keeping you sane? Frogshit pal... we're gonna sneak into your room at night and shave off half your beard.... alternate hairs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PLEASE believe the “no lifting” warning. I know someone who ended up getting 2 revisions because the didn’t listen.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I opened a window, violating the 'don't lift more than 5 pounds' injunction, and had to spend another week back in bed. OUCH.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just had 2 fixed last week. Mine must have been minor, recovery has been cake. Motrin only, btw. Good luck!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP I've been there, twice. 2 weeks of recovery both times. abscess removal and abdominal hernia repair. (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you want recommendations for tv shows, movies, anime to watch to pass the time, or video games to play, just ask. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This one goes out to you, @op. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Ow1nlafOg

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha ha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smallest hospital bed I’ve ever seen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feel better soon!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you have a boy or a girl?

8 years ago | Likes 264 Dislikes 0

Did you shit the bed while delivering?

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

a bag of shit

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8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

i don’t get it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No story ?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think he's now the dog.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what I'm thinking.. First successful brain mapping and copy experiment

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Done and done. Blame the Norcos

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So you're not the dog now....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweet Thanks

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Little more back story I had an inguinal hernia in my left groin, basically I was born with a weaker muscle from where my little boys 1/

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Inguinal was one of my fave characters on Next Generation.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/ dropped down. So to simplify it’s like I had a third testicle aka my intensities these wreaked havoc on insides as well as my back 3/

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Because my front was injured so my back worked double time for as long as it was injured which was a while before I noticed

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah yeah, 3 testicles, yadda yadda ... more about the dog!!!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

How the heck do you remain that attractive while talking about three testicles

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