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Oct 30, 2016 4:41 PM

TheLoneHusky

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#6

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#13

Via Satan

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#42

The Question was how many bombs are needed

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Comments (86)

garbonzobear

I'm glad to see Patrick saying 7 dollars like he's supposed to. Not 3

9 years ago |

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DerelictTwitterCrash

FYI: #3 there's a sentence in french "To fuck the flies" - "Enculer les mouches", used when someone is too much finicky on minor details.

9 years ago |

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fantasyfungi

#29: I've felt this way. Not sure how to explain.

9 years ago |

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EliMFrost

Well done, a little gimmicky with the random numbers but at least some were funny enough to look past that

9 years ago |

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navajoe

#53 the arrow means the teacher was either laughing or crying at the asinine work.

9 years ago |

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royalboydynamo

Upvotes for kahoot!!!

9 years ago |

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SoMuchPooPooSon

#3 as an Australian, I have never heard that phrase in my entire life. Pretty sure they were taking the piss

9 years ago |

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williewilliewillie

The aspirin one would be -asprn + c because the two i's would become -1.

9 years ago |

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GeezMomEnlightenUp

Damn. The Yeti is very attractive.

9 years ago |

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takethatwizardglick

I hope Pickles is having fun

9 years ago |

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JohnnyWalkerTexas

Heh. Norwegian Christmas is what we Swedes call that game where you spin around a pole and try to run back in a straight line.

9 years ago |

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IrradiatedBec

pls

9 years ago |

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TheDogEnd

"Yes, I'd like the Structural Steel Melt on Tower 7-Grain Bread, with Ground Zero-carb vinaigrette please"

9 years ago |

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eddieagle55

Character day?

9 years ago |

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anothersaltyturtle

it's the Yeti! have my upvote

9 years ago |

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Werewolfoflondon

Saw #1 cumming

9 years ago |

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Altumna

Sex = are you over 18 cutie pie,lol

9 years ago |

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AdogeKitler

#37 The answer to your question is less than a thousand to start nuclear winter

9 years ago |

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mgbag

How is 42 not less than a 1000?

9 years ago |

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Huntersmoon115

#1

9 years ago |

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TrendyOP

llo

9 years ago |

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aassaf84

#3 doesn't work if you're in a spider fucking party.

9 years ago |

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Rostiprkl

Welll I came here to fuck spiders.

9 years ago |

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davepermen

I came here to fuck spidera and drink a beer. And theres no spiders, so..

9 years ago |

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jmeyers1983

Australians, is this a true saying?

9 years ago |

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Mailvirgo

Yes. but its a bit old now.

9 years ago |

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CaptainWhoosh

Thanks for numbering them?

9 years ago |

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sum1ne1

You remind me of #55

9 years ago |

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CaptainWhoosh

Thanks?

9 years ago |

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sum1ne1

Nvm I see your point now

9 years ago |

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LcFcBen

Anyone got the sauce for the wrapping paper sales?

9 years ago |

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DoTheHampsterDance

It's from modern family

9 years ago |

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cpento

Modern Family episode where Jay tries to help Manny sell wrapping paper

9 years ago |

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Swepps

#43 Took me a while but I'm glad I actually get this

9 years ago |

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SuckAnElf

Did you really mean #41?

9 years ago |

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Swepps

Indeed I did. Whoops

9 years ago |

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NeaterSpree

I had #19 happen to me once. I failed an oral exam, aced the retry, but had not properly applied for it and had to retake it *again*. -1-

9 years ago |

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NeaterSpree

The third try was *crazy hard*, asking questions that were totally beyond the scope of the class - and the prof handed me my old grade...-2-

9 years ago |

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NeaterSpree

...and said "that was just a lesson so you learn to apply correctly in the future". -fin-

9 years ago |

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DeadpoolsxxxFun

What does the last one mean

9 years ago |

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mortinec

Sex : are you over 18 cutie pie

9 years ago |

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DeadpoolsxxxFun

Ahh, thanks

9 years ago |

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Sigvald

Couldn't look past the math. Integral of eulers constant times x with focus on n equals 18 over the radius of n and so forth :)

9 years ago |

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ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount

What a nerd. +1

9 years ago |

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TacticalWookiee

#24 I don't get this one? (Labelled 27)

9 years ago |

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ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount

I think he's implying she's flat chested.

9 years ago |

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TacticalWookiee

Huh

9 years ago |

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GodApollo

Hes trying so hard to be mad but he cant.

9 years ago |

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MyOwnWorstFriend

I actually had two dudes one time come through the drive through on bikes, and they set off the sensor, so we served them.

9 years ago |

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LifeOfCray

I've done that.

9 years ago |

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FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow

My brother and his friend once used a coke can to do that at midnight and the girl was so confused. "...where the car?" They were walking.

9 years ago |

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jakobaasted

How does this work? Why did they need a coke can?

9 years ago |

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DarkMatterExpander

We wanna know for reasons

9 years ago |

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FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow

The sensor that tells them someone's at the speaker detects a moving metal object. Not all of them work like that, but that one did.

9 years ago |

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annasbrew

That abortion clinic one tho... wow.

9 years ago |

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Dispatcher007

Yeah, that one was bad. So bad.

9 years ago |

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CharlesFinley

Yeah... I figured I've had my fill of internet today after that one

9 years ago |

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WhoPaidForThisFloor

Which one is that? I didn't see any about abortion....

9 years ago |

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annasbrew

#38

9 years ago |

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annasbrew

There was one with three inappropriate jokes, the abortion one was the last of the three.

9 years ago |

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WhoPaidForThisFloor

Ahhhh ok, thanks!

9 years ago |

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