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Mar 12, 2017 4:00 PM
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KarlHungusssss
ughhhhh i have one right now and i'm dying for this
listerine68
Lucky jerk...
Tricotronic
Omg! I cant fucking wait!
UsernameOnlyAvailableToImgurPremiumUsers
Just happened to me
polopolomarkopolopolo
Testify!!!!
wheretherubbermeetstheroad
Can relate had one this weekend ooooh boy was it rough
tehaoer
LucifersSonSATAN
Congrats
blakeview
gediojam
Still had that hesitation though huh?
BoondockSaintsFan
BarfTittiesGalore
metalfoto
Priceless. +1
OriginalDannyVasquez
Any Orlistat junkies in here?
trivialsavant
Same. Just got over mine this morning
herecomestheeyeholeman
And this ladies and gentlemen, is my best friend.
Bagelz
Just got done with a spell myself. Still on the back burners. Had to take 3 days off of work to wish for death while couch ridden.
KansasComrade
I am currently on a toilet on day 6 of pooping myself...
PirateTuna
ChickenROAR
Going through that he'll right now. Waiting for my turn. Waiting for the suffering to end...
GlennTheWisp
Or just having a solid shit really
SpiritSauceArtwork
Amen to that brother, though being sick like that is worse when you've had something like that for the past 2 months :(
fact0ftheday
upvote for peace of mind.
CuckLordMaxOverdrive
How can you even trust it???
BadPunsAplenty
It's good to finally exit from Hershey Highway.
doctorbees
Norovirus?
jaunsolo29
The most god awful virus out there. Explosions from two ends for 48 hours.. Ugh
idleAnarchist
Could very well be, the symptoms support it
herecomestheeyeholeman
BOI YOU NEED TO TELL ME THESE THINGS
NJWatson
Never trust a fart.
Muttley86
...It might be a shart
MagicalPoppy
I did this morning... luckily I was home and no one was around!
ItchyFist
To be honest, any time i fart without shitting myself, I'm happy. That's a good days work right there.
EvilMcNasty
My man
Trexel
Sometimes when you gamble, you lose. Just don't gamble when the stakes are too high
CouchCarrot
I mostly fart without shitting myself. Mostly.
TacticalSergeant
Agreed
Shultspoo
Itchyfist are you lactose intolerant?
orbitn
Gall bladder surgery or taco bell addiction?
GlennTheWisp
Or when you have a balloon in your stomach and you fart and the balloon deflate
ProgeriaProstitutes
I'd be smiling all day if that were the case
Sogeking
You might want to change your diet
canuckgaybro8813
As someone who just got over a nasty case of the norovirus...y'all don't even know how awesome it felt
ProbablyDrunkAgain
No shit. Literally.
MCClapYourHandz
I have norovirus right now and I honestly would like to die
TinyCactusss
Going through it right now too. We got this.
GlennTheWisp
There's norovirus, then there's cholera
Ironblitz
Happened to me last week. Dunno what it was, lasted five hours and I lost 7 pounds in two days.
canuckgaybro8813
Was sick for 2 days and lost about yeah...7lbs or so
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Only 5 hours? Mine lasted 5 days. Anything I ate or drank had a quick exit. Finally back to normal.
StandardDeviant
Wow, that was one hell of a fart!