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Aug 9, 2017 2:40 AM
usernamesareabigcommitment
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ifabearandasharkhadafight
The only time a man can think about another man, is when that man is Jay Cutler.
diksludge1
To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. I am saying to Jay, "Akay!.Akay Akay Akay?"
PopTrogdor
Hand Egg*
holyguacamonica
Congrats, you are now a triangle. NOOOOOOOO *POOF*
CptDutch
fingermypooper
PogChamp
Snowdogsbitch
If football didn't exist Sky would be *****d
KharnApproves
I'm just happy that my friends in Chicago don't have to watch him fuck them over every sunday now. Sorry to my friends in Miami.
haveanothergif
What's football
PierzOr
It's a game where you use your foot to kick a ball. Not to be confused with handegg, where you hold a big egg while running.
IShootPplInTheFace
Good thing dolphins don't have to be in great cardiovascular shape, cuz you know the team isn't good.
kousoku
Yeah, dat defense is a 10-12 win team. The offence on the other hand... we'll just have to see.
Iamnotgoodatthingsandstuff
Animorphs sure was a weird series
themangwithnoname
Pretty sure everything would be way cooler if football didn't exist.
Zokathra
The bodybuilder Jay Cutler?
Kesh6970
My thoughts exactly. I'm from the UK and have 0 knowledge of American football but the sight of him playing is hilarious and frightening
mynamesbryson
Yep. Just yep. All 5' 8" of him. Why not.
HowMuchMethWasInvolvedHere
I thought the same damn thing. He'd probably just sit on the bench.
yupitsmealright
As a Packers fan, is there any way we can change the schedule around to play the Dolphins twice a season?
AwShuga
I can't believe our best quarterback went to the Dolphins.
Sassmachine
The Bears are still worse than the Dolphins though.
EZMONEY98
and straight to the super bowl they go. - no one probably
dekket
It's called Rugby with protection.
Guerilja
That would dolphinitely be cooler*
stoutde
LGBTQIAD
stoutde
The "D" is for "Dolphin".
Ereptor
I tried several times to understand the deeper meaning of the top sentence before realizing there was a bottom sentence.
runn3rBeast
It was expected....going to Florida to retire
WellThatsOriginal
If football didn't exist I'd have to move to Miami to escape the fucking snow! So in fact it would be warmer. And I would be a dolphin.
justanotherphd
Ohhhh. American Football. I was thinking of the real football. That maketh sense now.
manowar669
Whenever I hear the name Jay Cutler, I think about the 4-time Mr. Olympia Jay Cutler.
Rudywasoffside
I doubt he could be any less capable at quarterback
birencall
So long and thanks for all the fish.
honpre
This should not have gotten more than 42 upvotes.
kevincow
Has their marching band ever played this song? Because that would be amazing.
LetsDeviledEggHisCar
pjcraxford
Best damn trilogy I ever read
SUGG8
Why all the hitchhikers references lately? I'm not complaining, I've just seen a bunch in the last ew days.
HeatherAubrey
Same. I started re-reading the books about a month ago. i thought it was a strange synchronicity.
HD226868
So sad that it should come to this.
radmelon
We tried to warn you all but oh dear...
MzPaige
You may not share our intellect.
noern
Which might explaine your disrespect
Chereazi
SMODomite
Ah, a Lawphin
DeathPro
Don't kick the baby!
KotalDom
"He's a jewish fish...a jewfish"
peopleloveme
Jewfin
aleister94
dolphins are mammals
JesusHorsedickChrist
Jews are also mammals.
aleister94
Thats what they claim at least
minibois
That's just what they want you to believe..
GayEnough4U
Fun username! Has one of my faves in the middle!
FromMars
Dude, we don't need to know about your love for bestiality...
Anonawesome
Alright now make a joke out of that. I'll wait.
aleister94
doesn't he already call him a "jewfon" in the show or something along those lines?
MeanMisterClean
''He's a Jewish dolphin... A Jewfin.''