Niiice Mom

Nov 5, 2017 8:17 PM

kayzersosie

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Awesome balance

But when I do a one arm tosswith my nephew "I'm putting him in danger". Pfffft

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My grandbaby is a slacker.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great style

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's seriously impressive! Kid has excellent balance. Lucky genes!

8 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 5

Someone's mom was a cheerleader/gymnast

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Lucky you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to do similar with my sons when they were babies. No one ever got hurt cuz you don't go from 0-100 right away. Now they're too big.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

We really are just hairless monkeys

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very trusting kid to just dive forward like that at the end and trust that his mother has it all under control.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is it bad i was rooting for a fall?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was certain I was about to see a kid get all its limbs snapped at once

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably the Same pose she used while conceiving that child.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who downvotes this!!!? That’s Some serious trust right there!!’

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Keep doing it til he's 18. Then you'll have core and arms of steel.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

my parents did that with us. :D

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was certain the diaper was going to fail and she was gonna get shit on. I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed.

8 years ago | Likes 671 Dislikes 7

Disappointed. Didn't get her to eat da po po

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

kidthatshitonharryhornetorwhatever.greentext

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly disappointed since that would’ve made this post accurately tagged “funny.”

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well we know the kid wasn’t relieved!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Damn you, I was going to make that same joke! Lil bastard, just take this +1 and shove it up your ass you mediocre clarinet player

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Odd how people see things so differently. Isn't it much more surprising the kid don't fall? I was sure it would fall.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

I was disappointed about both of these things.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How many times did that baby fall before being able to do that...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That WAS nice mom.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And so your life in the circus begins.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

That is alot of focus for a baby

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was waiting for the baby to shit in her face

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was babysitting I used to do a similar move but tossed them lightly on the couch after and called it “baby slam”

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You want ninjas? This is how we get ninjas.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kid has stronger ankles than me. I’m very ashamed of them... fucking genetics

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a mom that shit made me hella nervous

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you even train your baby to do shit like that? I'm pretty sure I was only capable of shitting myself at that age.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

That's still all I can do

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My son used to 'help' me work out, and I used to incorporate him in as weight training and because he LOVED it. We never got this far though

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That diaper needed to fail

8 years ago | Likes 619 Dislikes 23

I was certain a fail of some sort would happen due to the way "nice" was written in the title. It came off as sarcastic, but it was rly nice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diabolic, fiendish and I love it!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YKINMK

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Your Kink Is Not My Kink" for those curious. :P

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Agreed

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 1

how?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zack and Miri?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Frosted

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don't be a shithead.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She wasn't, it turned out.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was watching the whole gif like

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"What matters is when we are doing it we are thinking about each other "

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My butt was clenched for if hed fall backwards and hit the floor head first..

8 years ago | Likes 372 Dislikes 7

"It's called the ground when you're outside." - Ron Swanson

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

As a helicopter dad that gave me anxiety

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then the mother would have done something else if she thought the toddler was going to do that. You'd make a great sideline mom though.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 9

If he had started to fall, she would have let go of his feet and caught him.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Prolly would hit her head with his head

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mayhaps.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean it’s dirt and grass, not as bad as it could be!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Son took a swan dive off the couch onto the tile floor. He's mostly fine. Learned about gravity that day.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's ok, kids' heads are soft. You just gotta put a suction cup on the spot and pull it back out. Trust me, I'm a professional...

8 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

Having helped raise a brother, imagining that made me die a bit on the inside.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pop that sunken fontanelle right back in place.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A professional what? Panelbeater?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

professional dent fixer?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like pulling a dent!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

What’s amusing is that my balls are in my pants for most of the day.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

W-what?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have soooo much anxiety from this.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 7

Father of a 3yo with terrible balance that love to climb. Can confirm the nervous breakdown watching this.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Mom of 3 here. All we can do is hug it out and make sure our kids aren’t doing their own gymnastics right now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you must have had an experience.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A few. Screamed bloody murder in a Walmart during one too. Kids are damn scary.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I do have a couple kids

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are two kinds of people:

8 years ago | Likes 2163 Dislikes 4

Vertical video wouldn't be so bad if it was properly supported. Like you should be able to view vertical youtube vid fullscreen on mobile.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

foot fetish?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ones that film properly and weirdos that don't film at 45 degree angles

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Funnier than this stupid post tagged “funny.” You da real MVP

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For a moment I thought she was wearing bunny ears.

8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

she isn't?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Same. I thought the 2 kinds of people are those who take pics & those that mock who do (in this case, with the bunny ears)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eagle eye

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vertical = Snapchat or Insta story. Unfortunately it’s becoming more popular.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

To me it just seems faster to capture the moment when your phone is vertical.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

As someone who hates having auto rotate on, I'd prefer vertical anyways otherwise hit fullscreen button to view same "small" video

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

PSP > Gameboy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In defense of the vertical filmer, most of the action here is vertically-oriented. Other filmer is having to lean back to see everything.

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 20

She's obviously got a bit of experience in adjusting the shot appropriately for best headroom and framing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But it will be a more enjoyable video because she showed the SLIGHTEST effort haha

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Yeah turning my phone sideways and waiting for it to adjust, turning it back vertical and then horizontal. That’s the high point of my day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Guys.. hes talking about the phones... mind in the gutter much ?!

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

You're trying too hard.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be fair, this thing we're watching worked well in portrait mode. There's an appropriate time to use it is all.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

...those who are right and those who record vertical video.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

But the one on the right is recording with vertical.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Phrasing. Example: "The lady on the right is a cuntwaffle." "The lady filming correctly is on the left. She's doing it right."

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Cuntwaffle" You brightened my day. Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I wouldn't call 'em people...

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 9

Girls are people, they can vote and everything theses days!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Anyone that films vertically has lost the right to treated like a human

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

This is an exact instance where vertical is best.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

You are wrong. There is NO instance where it is best. Do you put your TP roll on the holder backwards too

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Can you please explain how it's better? I have cats, and I don't really see the difference.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Pretty sure he is referring to the horizontal champ and the vertical loser.

8 years ago | Likes 649 Dislikes 9

well they're both losers in my book. enjoy the moment you fools

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Umm, wouldnt vertical be better here?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 22

No, because the context that frames the scene is lost.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

...like he said, there are two kinds of people!

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Ironically, this was shot by a person filming vertically

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

yes but with a camera that doesn't have a ridiculously wide aspect ratio. I can accept this.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Horizontal champ, vertical chump. Missed opportunity.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is exactly the instance where vertical is a best choice.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 31

So I can watch it super tiny on my phone?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your phone is shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Because it's not the size of a monitor? That'd just be excessive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Vertical is never the best choice

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 14

That's why all photographs are landscape oriented. Portraits? What are those?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

Don't know why you're being downvoted; you're right.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 27

He's right. Wake up, sheeple!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

I don't know why I'm being downvoted; I'm right.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 15

Bandwagon mentality. He's right tho. Look at the other one leaning back to get the full view

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 6

sacrifice confort for the greater good of humanity

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, cute feet are cute feet! What can ya do?

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 19

Ewwww

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 14

Yeah, i didn't notice the kid at first few cycles. She does have some nice tootsies

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That’s one fetish I’ll never understand.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 11

The prevailing theory is the areas in the brain wired to feet and genitals are adjacent https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_fetishism#Causes

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm a closet foot fetishist, it sucks to feel so judged, but a nice pair of feet are as arousing as a nice set of tits.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 15, 2019 5:27 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

People like what they like. Foot fetishes don't hurt anyone. Good, decent people have no grounds to judge you. You do you fam

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a fetish, so you won't. But it's like this, a barefoot girl with nice feet is like her walking around topless. Gets you judged. Hurts.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m not judging at all. If you like feet, you like feet.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I appreciate people who don't kink shame

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get it. I have a submissive fetish, so sometimes I get turned on when someone is bossy to me. Mine's easier to hide though.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You go wash your hands right now. Like that?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scientific explanation: signals sent from feet are received at the brain in the exact same time as signals from genitals.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

But how does that translate in to dudes who like fucking feet?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Oiled up toes jerking you off feels so amazing, its ten points of contact deep tissue massaging a back breaking cum load out of you

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well okay then.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To be honest, that’s pretty damn impressive considering that kids age

8 years ago | Likes 2198 Dislikes 8

Actually kids that age would take like 20 minutes learning that. Kids a bit older, dont stand a chance. At that age they are made for this.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Which is?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be honest you should stop disclaimering your normal opinions as "honesty"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

My dad used to hold us up like that so he could help us gain balance earlier, and we'd be better bike riders. All of us rode BMX as kids.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my niece used to love doing that too at about that age

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I was thinking that's an aunt or uncle type maneuver

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nah, it was her dad that did it with her. Though he kept a good tight grip on her feet. She got a kick out of it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It'd be more impressive if she could lift me like that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have to start young to be competitive with those pesky little asians.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't going to wear out joints while they're developing or anything?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

Unless you're doing this >1 hour a day probably not? afaik exercise with a developing body only starts getting in the way when done a lot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Opposite

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm just thinking wow that kid is flexible, I can't touch my toes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What would make you come to that conclusion?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

At 14 or so my Gym Teacher gave warnings about heavy weights otherwise we could get deformities. Aren't babies much softer than I was then?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Heavy weights...this is body weight. Deformities? You might just slow and possibly stunt your growth idk where deformities come from.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It has been a while but I'm just remembering warnings about lifting weights that I supposedly could lift if I was an adult.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Pain would be indicated by the child, it's a nifty warning system for things that aren't right. Kids need to build strength.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

The kid's building strength, agility, and balance. This is making him stronger.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'd be more impressed if it were a 150kg man (idk whats 150kg is in silly units.)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

330ish pounds

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's 38.44 gallons of milk. You're welcome.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Psst I can do that and I'm like 100x older then him

8 years ago | Likes 261 Dislikes 3

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8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Why are you whispering?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100x fatter and i would be impressed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're*

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

100 x 0 is 0

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

Thats as many gf as I have.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

My man!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have 20x more.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

My power has doubled since the last time we met.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Guy sunk the ship he was sailing on to take down the captain...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

@jazzmatazz is apparently an infant and he’s sinking his own ship cause he’s 0? Doesn’t make sense pal

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Paradoxically, it's easier when they're younger than when they gain cognition and fear. I did all sorts of acrobatic stuff with my nieces/1

8 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

Yep. My son would live on my shoulders and could stand on one hand and stuff before other kids could even sit up straight.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

when they were young, but they lost the baby-idiot confidence that allows for such feats. Fear of potential pain wins out.

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

I have to respectfully disagree... That kids like 16-20months old. I get the fear aspect but that doesn't hit till like 3-4yo. This kid is 1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Barely breached in his 1st walking months, those are some sturdy columns on that toddler.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

...Maybe you should reread? I think we're on the same page. My point is that babies don't "overthink" and can do absurd acrobatics.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And as far as the fear goes, children are different. I did similar at a similar age w/my son at 20mo I pushed him up while he stood on my /1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Hands. When he reached the top he was very apprehensive and nervous. He laughed but still was cool calm collect like this kid

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Exhibit B: v

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