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Apr 15, 2018 12:05 PM
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88wut
Yeah it was the mice...
CaesarSaladStabber
Nigga thinks they hire actual graphic designers, how cutely innocent
besoft
"Mice" yea right.
DANGERDOCTOR
Everyone knows Real Mice only smoke Blunts.
Pootisborn
Munchman347
...Said the grinning, red eyed officer as he signed for twelve garbage pizzas...
spiceass9000
“Eaten by mice” sure..
babapapa
Yeah, officer John Mice
DoctorDanielJackson
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/police-argentina-marijuana-mice-eat-half-ton-claim-fired-pilar-a8301151.html They gone.
Fastolfe
lmao excellent we just hauled 6 tons of cannabis off the streets... oops 5.75 tons... oops 5.5 tons... oops 5.5 grams
Nullspeak
i could have done better and i'm shit at graphic things
austinyc
/a/cySdR
NSAgent
I'm guessing it was actually smoked by pigs.
cheeseisatypeofmeat
Couldn't even get the right rodent! That's a gerbil!
MajDSaster
Looking for headlines about hoards of mice attacking an Oreo factory.
daguq
Studied for four years and still produces such a shitty collage?
duckshooter
Really?
Novemburr
Sometimes you need to go to college to know this is exactly the image that was required
TheAnimalBehaviourist
Thats a gerbil
EnByOwl
Thank you! I was just gonna say that!!
Bystandr
Mau-dib : "THE SPICE MUST FLOW !"
Baxterbix
I've worked in local news for the last 16 years. Usually in small markets the people making these pictures is a minimum wage kid. I've made
iloverubber
yes, exactly. this also was my part of job when i worked in a small market making barely above min wage. (i was hired as broadcast engineer)
Baxterbix
My fair share of them, admittedly better than that.
theHitchenator
You’ve made your fair share of minimum wage kids?
efhawthorne
Not yet, but when it comes you darling, all bets are off.
UnknownSquid
As someone who studied graphic design, yet does not work in graphic design, this actually kinda speaks to me. '-'
MAGICxMURDERxBAG
I'm self employed, and some requests I get seem to align with this work....and that's when I have to teach them that this won't work.
UnknownSquid
Two years, and this is all I use it for...![]()
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UnknownSquid
idontfitin
The 'grphic designer' could also have used a trip to Petmart to see what mice look like. That is a gerbil.
ISaidSarcastically
Why you put it in quotes if you gonna misspell it lol
Gruntek
So a random designer should also be a prof in Zoo stuff?
Bambi577
I’ve spent a lot of time around local news stations and I can almost guarantee they don’t have a graphic designer. Just a guy who vaguely...
Bambi577
...knows how to use photoshop.
Maahes0
I have a friend who is a graphic designer that used to work for the local CW affiliate. They now do the same thing but for a megachurch.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
So that's why it looks like something I could whip up in GIMP in like 10 minutes
Copperbrat
I should make a post about some of the things I've been hired to create as an illustrator.
SpiceSlag
Mograph animator here, I can concur.
MAGICxMURDERxBAG
As a graphic designer/illustrator myself, do it. Show them the stupid we have to endure.
Copperbrat
It might be a bit of a challenge to do without outing my clients. haha
MAGICxMURDERxBAG
Eh, true...then again the stupid I endured was from family members who didn't know what they wanted.....oh god the headaches went full meta
Copperbrat
Oh boy do I know that drill. "I trust you, you're the pro. Just have fun with it." Then later: "Can we make a few more changes?"
TonyZed68
The truth :
dwalker958429
But he isn't black so he couldn't have stolen anything.
TheDivineUsersub
Skaven corruption.
Fastolfe
Nah. The mice baked brownies.
prairiedoggin
Does he live in...Hamsterdam?
SecretlyARedPanda
FT Lauderdale, FL. But I like your idea better.
Redeyedguy4291
This needs to be highly appreciated.
ThatTransformersDude
srsgiraffe
https://couponbomb.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/anigif_enhanced-buzz-13927-1370443745-1.gif?w=560
Pangs
DontTazeMeBrah
a classic.
taco81
Exactly what I was going to do. Bravo!!!
Seat12A
They got a pepper bar!!!
Incidentally
Why do you make me remember the reason I won't eat Quiznos?
RedgarRedbeard
Dude same! After i saw that commercial i was like "im never eating there again"