Can you lick the science?

Oct 8, 2016 8:35 PM

KimchiQueen

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Edit: Holy heck, first time FP! Pls send unreasonably tiny animals.

Botany: "Delectable tea, or deadly poison?"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Microbiology - You never stop

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nuclear Engineering - It'll taste hot, and probably melt your eyeballs

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Psychology- and how does my tongue make you feel?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Graphic Design - Just wait for the paint to dry first, ok?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hmmm... Delicious tea... or deadly poison? Hmm...

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Apparently it was deadly poison... I love iroh

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Cardiology: i may have to hit you with paddles afterwards

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Political Science - Sure, but he'll taste like cheeto dust and regret.

9 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

I was gonna say "whatever gets votes"

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Anatomy - ask first.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

I was waiting for that in the post

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have enough dedication to lick uranus

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

How YOU doin'

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sup?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

What about Food Science? Licking required...

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

There's dozens of us!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Food Science - Gotta start somewhere

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Geology should be: Often needed, sometimes dangerous. We lick stuff all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Geology, Hay, hay let's see if we can get the new intern to lick this, bet you a beer

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

History: why sre you licking a textbook?

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I PAID FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THIS STUPID TEXTBOOK THAT WE WON'T EVEN USE SO FUCK YOU I'M GONNA LICK IT IF I WANNA

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love me some Stalin paintings MMMM.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I spilled my coffee on that textbook, that's why.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That last one takes the gold.

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

I hear having someone lick Uranus is out of this world.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I favorited for Zoology. I'm a zoologist.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Upvoted because same!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually it takes the brown.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bronze, it's closer to ... brown.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Cosmetology - depends on if u wanna die or have hair in your mouth but no matter what ask first

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Virology: Congrats, you just killed 5 million people.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Physiology: You know where to go.

9 years ago | Likes 276 Dislikes 1

Down under

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

it's better down where it's wetter. Take it from me!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Australia?

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Where women roar and men thunder

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gynecology: go for it

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

especially if you love the taste of blue waffles

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Gerontology: Only if you like leather.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mathematics - Define "lick"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Geology one is true, I have licked a mineral to identify it and I'm just a biologist, can't imagine how many you have to lick as a geologist

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Imgur- If you lick the "science", the monitor will get smeared and won't reflect your shameful face, you animal.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meteorology: If it's snowing, then sure.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or Nuclear Physics?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Entomology? Uhhh...seems ill-advised

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

idont know dont some people eat bugs

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on the linguistics. Socio? Weird. Second language acq? Also weird. First language acquisition? You will DEFINITELY be put on a list.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

hey gurl u wanna practice some quadrilabial percussives

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That sound much dirtier than it actually is

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can lick linguists if you are cunning enough

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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Quantum Physics - Yes and No

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Genealogy - I mean you shouldn't but that never stopped Alabama.

9 years ago | Likes 490 Dislikes 3

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nice.gif

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

As an Alabaman, bravo. I lol'd.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My brother just got married in Kentucky. They actually asked if he and his fiance were related before they'd give them a marriage license.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

Unless one's an alien then of course they're related. All life on earth is related. What a dumb question.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Unless the panspermia theory is right. Then all life everywhere could be related!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They do that everywhere. I'm in Chicago and they asked. I never went to a court house that didn't ask.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

How many times have you been married???

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never. Just went as a witness a few times

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except in Alabama, they won't give you one UNLESS you say yes.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Abstract mathematics: Yes, but only if your tongue can taste its own Gödel flavour

9 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 2

I do not think you understand Gödel's theorems.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 6

Hr could be thinking independent of standard axioms

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You only say that because you haven't licked them.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You assume incorrectly.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Misread that as 'You assume correctly'. Was funnier before

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any consistent formal system F within which a certain amount of elementary arithmetic can be carried out is incomplete; i.e., there are 1/

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 15

there are statements of the language of F which can neither be proved nor disproved in F.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 15

Assume F is a consistent formalized system which contains elementary arithmetic. Then F is not provable in Cons(F).

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 14

I don't know why you're quoting this at me. I know this. I know the hell out of this.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Clearly you don't. You're joke doesn't make sense in the context of the theorem statements.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 15

I'm a neuroscientist, you can't tell me whose brain I can and can't lick

9 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 0

I'm more into nerves myself...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm 99.9% sure you can't lick your own brain.

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Cap'n Jack Sparrow did it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not with THAT attitude!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Challenge accepted

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Didn't Anthony Hopkins feed a guy his own brain in Red Dragon?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, that very accurate historical documentary.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finding interesting things browsing random? Threw me off a bit going “I don’t remember making that comment”

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol, yep. Forgot I was on random and didn't even realize the post was 4 years old.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was just remembering that scene...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was Hannibal.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So it is… oops.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't know me

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Hence the 0.1%

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hence the 0.1%

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You're good

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's what she said;

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Software Engineering - chuckles, then cries as I remember my code is still not working.

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvote twice

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try adding volatile!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

my magic 8 ball says: You have a semicolon after your for and thus the body is only executed once.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Same, though the fact that my code is " #include " might explain the fact

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mine started working on friday evening, 10 minutes before deadline.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lick it. Lick it good...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Unit tests, decomposition, etc. Those are things for a reason. (They give you more things to lick.)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wrote a code to get around the CMD restriction in highschool

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*dies from disease caused by licking old keyboard*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Being required to learn and use WPF for a project, kinda getting the basics and following the MSDN site pointers.... but its still a cunt

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sure it's the code and not the logic?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a computer scientist I can relate

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So, difference between software engineering and Comp Sci? I've heard that at bachelor level they're almost identical.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I know your feeling. I'm still trying to get my 'hello world' to work.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Oh dear. Well there is a lot of help out there, but if it's Java or c++ I can help, lol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

what language?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have you tried licking it off and on again?

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Is it licked in?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes, but I keep getting this TongueTiedException

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You might want to catch that Tongue with a cat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This saddens me because I have a massive website to make for a course and IE won't cooperate. Has to run on the 3 major browsers perfectly

9 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 0

Here's the problem: you're using IE. Make a argument that it's so outdated it's unnecessary.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nothing runs on explorer perfectly unless it is the most bare bones no frills maybe add a shade of grey website.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Browser detection. Anything lower than IE9 and just put up a page directing to update. I'm a web developer and that's what we do.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But have you licked it yet?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aaaaah, but you are learning the words to the "I hate IE" song that web devs like to sing over their Friday evening beers.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And I'm hating Mac for c language

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Simplify your approach to the box model, that'll solve most inconsistencies and make the remainder easy to fix.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Specifically, be consistent in how you use padding, margin and widths.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

> run on IE > perfect > pick one

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Woa 4chan? Is that you?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just because I use comedy chevrons doesn't mean I am the fearsome hacker known as 4chan! http://imgur.com/3OFpltU

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Comedy chevron? They're how you quoted in old e-mail and on Usenet in ye goode olde days

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Aye, my feelings exactly. Thankfully there's no javascript. I've heard there's more compatibility issues with that than html5

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which javascript framework is the Hot New Thing this week, one wonders.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I know that assignment requirement, so either it's a pretty standard thing for web courses at other unis or WDC at UofA

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably standard. We have to meet W3 gold certification

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Firefox, Chrome, Safari.

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Writing a separate code to work well on a Mac OS is possibly even harder...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or even Opera.

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I enjoy this little pictures much more than I should

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sadly, IE is the most used browser, so, my teacher demands compatibility with it. He said if it wasn't popular, we could damn it to hell.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Really last I checked ie is trailing. Perhaps most installed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell him Edge is now more used.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Edge isn't too bad. Haven't tested my assignments in it, though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The biggest problem being that IE has absolute shit compatability for html and css

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I heard javascript caused more problems than html and css. I may be wrong, my project doesn't have me using javascript.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Take screenshots of each page, cut up and reconstruct with tables *evil laughter*

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tables are GREAT for layout.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why the hell is IE still relevant?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because businesses think third party software is the devil and refuse to download other browsers

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because IE is easily controlled through group policy. IE is the only browser that still supports some legacy Active X and Java apps.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Java apps? As someone who writes Java, you mean that browser plugin thingie that ran Java that everyone wants to kill, right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. I didn't say we liked it, but there is no good replacement for some of these applications yet, and they are VERY neceasary. :-(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0