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EddyTwoLegs
#13 oh is your mom in town again 🤣
YouWonTheGam3
#2 if this works well, awesome
ToSisPoS
#1 “He’d hate, he’d kill…”
VeldWolf
A local boba tea shop here in Germany used pasta straws and wow it’s such a good idea compared to using paper which gets all soggy immediately.
notreallyaclevername
#9 it kind of looks like it's in a Little Caesars box, so probably $8
BookCreaseOnFace
GRAVY 2: THE SEQUEL
LaffertyDanie1
#15 Gravy 2 Electric Boogaloo
TeamToasterNeverForget
#2 not just in Italy.. I’ve seen it in most countries in northern europe
Higure
I live in Norway, and I wish they used this instead of paper.
MisterPrimeMinister
#4 Put your hands together (as if you're praying) and tell them "God Bless". This will get most of them to leave you alone. Even the ones that approach your car while you're stopped at a red light.
FatBastardVegetarian
#1 right now, I'm in my man-cave. 92 year old F-I-L is in my chair as I'm trying to introduce him to '93's Tombstone. Awake a 3rd of the time.
amp99
#3 We've had one zero, but what about second zero? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signed_zero
deaththeunholy
Look at a roulette wheel for a double zero
xmaneds
signed zero: "is the glass half full, or is it half empty?" ... A: "It depends on the 'momentum' of the action. if you are in the middle of filling it, it is 'half-full,' on its way towards becoming more full; if you are in the middle of emptying it, it is 'half-empty,' on its way towards becoming empty."
MiloBloomm
GoT had officially begin to give up on screen when they kind of forgot the Lanisters all had golden hair.
PutItInNeutral
#13 These sign board trailers rarely have their control cases locked, and the manufacturer's default password is almost never changed.
omnipotentpasta
Is it 0000?
somethingdark
It's usually DOTS
DocBeeblebrox
#9 I like the implication that the delivery came so fast that g forces pushed the pizza backwards in the box
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Just a single principle: The Deliverator stands tall, your pie in thirty minutes or you can have it free, shoot the driver, take his car, file a class-action suit.
ClulessNoob
Snowcrash reference? +1
HeadJamistan
Centrifugal force, to be pedantic. They're measured in units of relative gravity though.
DocBeeblebrox
https://xkcd.com/123/
LeSethX
I've had pizza arrive like that, but all of the toppings slid off into 1 corner instead of smushed to 1 side. Despite fusing with the cardboard, it was technically still edible... only time I called in to complain about delivery
joeyvelour
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jekath
I figured out a while back that I don't ask my wife when she's ready. I tell her when the carriage is leaving. My wife is lovely, but without a hard deadline she'll run around in circles untill she runs out of breath.
Tekktokk
I am a living google calendar. I tell her when she has 30 min, then 15, then 5, then 2. It actually works.
jekath
I'm convinced it will have an effect. I'm less sure it will WORK.
lamagra22
#1 - Sounds like someone's wife needs to understand how consent works.
phelge99
They also need to learn the difference between "too" and "to".
staticseven
Thank god for this. I had to read the post about 4 times. I could smell burnt toast by the end.
IWasACatAllAlong
Unfortunately people love to spread memes that have obvious typos.
SciencePetsComputers
#10 As a former high school custodian, it does seem like some people poop that way. In reality it's usually just explosive diarrhea, which is way more common than it should be. Albeit we did have a issue one year with someone we named the "Poop Cannon". They would poop 3-4 feet up the wall, and change which bathroom and even which gender of bathroom. They did it like 5 times and just stopped and were not caught.
tinydog
trayal
Had to clean this scenario up a couple times while working at a supermarket. I've always assumed people are anxious about touching the dirty public toilet rim (some people poop on there!) so they just hover and let loose (and thus poop on there, which likely reinforces said anxiety).
brobinson2001
We had one so bad, it HAD to have been on purpose. Lady already wasn't right in the head. Looked like a dried-up ghoul & was a taxidermist. Shit was EVERYWHERE. Walls, ceiling, adobe-d between the bowl, seat, & lid. We just flipped the breakers for the bathrooms & power-washed it down the floor drain.
SciencePetsComputers
Women do that when peeing sometimes, hence the urine stains on the seat. Pooping they usually line the toilet seat with 3+ layers of TP and may or may not flush. I haven't seen solid evidence of someone pooping and hovering, probably because pooping weakens your strength and makes your heart rate and blood pressure drop.