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ALL THIS WEEK AND NEXT IS PRIDE MEEMAYS!
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♪ I like the way you work it ♫
♪ El Jibbity! ♫
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As a Pro-LGBTQ+, CIS Bi Man who LOVES watching Anti-LGBTQ+ A-holes get really angry,
I propose that this year we make Pride "Month" last all Summer Long!
Three solid months of El-Jibbity-KIA+ Pride Parades in every state, protected by the National Guard.
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brambleheart
#30 that must have been really confusing for all involved. Gay? Ummmm… CHAINSAW! Chainsaw?!
CraftyGiant
#16 go back further and it wraps around again to guys in heels and lace, corsets and skirts. wearing pink and considered the very height of manliness.
PolyTheWicked
#30 guys - you don’t even have to be gay to wear eyeliner. Many guys, straight or not, look so effing hot with it on. Also, I hope for a day when pride month isn’t needed because society allows you to just be yourselves all year long.
Gremlynn4023
#48 hey bro nice cock... for a man.
CollieSis
#16 Bold of you to assume there'll be a 2090 for us to find grandfathers' pictures in
zanli
Oh, there'll be a 2090 whether we're there or not.
labyrinthconvention
#1 why is alaska not fabulous?
terribletruth
Hawaii too. I guess OP is trying to kick all of the religious people out of the 48.
DrMissAnonymous
This was hella gay
TheCommentWoman
I think I’m pansexual
astroboy86
Good for you !
dougknight72
I'm very sorry to be this guy, but gasses ARE fluids. As are liquids. Gender-liquid people would have made the joke work better.
wantfastcars
I get my gender liquid injected every other week.
mooseend8888
#26 you forgot cops.
mamapants
As a bi person... "Well then why didn't you marry someone same sex?" Loooong sigh. "Look, I find everything fuckable. But this one made me laugh when I wanted to scream or cry. Their gentials weren't really a concern. I'll eat anything!"
PyroDragon
*Anything*? Ew. You'll even eat tofu?! That's gross!
DemSumBigAssRidges
#12 Goth IHOP (duh), Tomboy Outback (the food sucks, but the personality probably more than makes up for it), and Waifu Wendy's (lemme dip my fries in yo frosty, gurl!)
Capum15
My picks exactly, though I do seriously consider Catboy Chic Fil A because of how much it would piss off certain people. Never had it so no real other reason aside from it'd be hilarious.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
#17 is this a shortcut some boys came up with to get into fights and not get in trouble?
vladimirtheliberator
#12
Capum15
The hardest choices require the strongest of wills.
venom181st
Scuzzellbutt
What would all the tomboys not know how to cook?
mithiwithi
Oh, they do. They're just playing to the stereotype for better tips. :D
PyroDragon
Just the tip
RydWolf
#46
FakeBanditHat
#11 I really want this joke to work, but gases are fluids.
vbh70s
technicallycorrect.gif
AlackofPotassiumcankill
Waifu Wendy's instead of Alt Arby's, agree on the other 2.
C110PR
What's "alt"?
AlackofPotassiumcankill
TBH, IDK
parabolic000
#9 Double Trouble was not a dumbass. Extra, flamboyant, casually cruel, and opportunistic, but clever and perceptive af.
BerticusFlamebearer
I've learned that dumbass is a state of being separate from all other character traits. Clever, smart, cool, all can be dumbass. But also, I definitely don't remember Double Trouble being particularly dumbass either. Mostly just sassy and sewing chaos.
therandombagofmeat
#2
q2grapple
New Fetish Unlocked
Sypurist
Quixus
#16 Is that Nicholas II or one of his relatives?
astroboy86
Yep
MWM75
#33 WHAT'S ON PAGE 9???? Enquiring minds want to know.
PyroDragon
Lesbians. It was a trick
MWM75
😂
euphoricopportunity
#3 there was a hotmail joke just sitting there.
labyrinthconvention
as it is, is it even funny?
darkdragonempress
#49 Of course I’m not a dragon. That would be silly. I have human skin and everything!
PyroDragon
ME TOO!
TattooedTaurus
Spit out that human skin right now 😒you’re not going to be hungry at lunch time
darkdragonempress
You’re mot my mom!
TattooedTaurus
Pfft I have papers saying you are. Don’t make me ground you 😠
darkdragonempress
You never let me do anything fun!
TattooedTaurus
As your mother I’m only doing what’s best for you and wtf is all this gold in the basement?!? You can’t clean your room but you can hoard gold 😑
IdiotSavantTinker
#30 I know entirely too many gay machinists, welders, amd fabricators to ever doubt this.
sharxbyte
*raises hand*
Scuzzellbutt
As a teen, I was in some sort of machine shop with my dad. Noticed a really hot guy. They took off the welding mask and it turned out to be a chick. Was still interested. Then I was checking out a hot lady. They turned around and *wow* it was a dude. Still beautiful. I had revelations about my sexuality that day.
IdiotSavantTinker
Yup, that will happen. Hot people are hot!
HandsomePenguin
Its almost like the idea of binary "manly" tasks and "womanly" tasks doesnt actually exist and is all a creation of our stupid society.
IdiotSavantTinker
Imagine that
Gestalt7
PyroDragon
"The entire steel industry has turned gay"
Gestalt7
Keep reaching for that rainbow!
L0stellaVortimer
Trans CNC machinist (Trans-chinist??), or i WAS supposed to be, it's super hard to find work and it sucksssssssssssss
IdiotSavantTinker
Must not be near me, I get phone calls a few times a month from people wanting me to run a cnc mill or lathe. I hope you're able to find a good shop soon.
L0stellaVortimer
Not really sure if I'm too Interested anymore, working retail seems to pay just as much unfortunately :( Having just moved I should start looking again
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Philippe, Duke of Orleans. Brother of Louis XVI, successful general, led from the front, beloved by his troops, owner and enthusiastic user of the largest collection of women's underwear in France.
AliferCrimson
#12 if you pick cat/monster girl they become real all the other ones you could make yourself already if you were dedicated enough
KiwiGameDev
My guy we kill people when they give god a different name, I’m not ready to see what we’d to to entities who were ACTUALLY different from us.
Witcher187
MechKelly
Get back in the shadows where you belong!
MechaNinja
How would femboy hooters work? There's no hooters on femboys.
Thatautismguy
Tight fitting tops on flat chests I thought it was obvious
TielKiri
Foot? Like a foot fetish?
FacelessAce
No, like Fruit by the Foot /s
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
EntropyReign
inevermadeone
Miyamotofan
Don't threaten me with a good time
inevermadeone
DigiT00l
#10 IKEA really should put them in a discount for pride montg
Ghlargh
I'm not entirely sure pride month is a thing in Sweden. Don't get me wrong, LGBT+ is a huge thing but not so much in June, Stockholm Pride (the largest pride event in Sweden) is held in july/august and that's usually when LGBT+ is an extra hot topic over here.
DigiT00l
Considering how serious Eurovision seems to be in Sweden, they should really do Pride month starting in May all the way to August
PyroDragon
That is more than one month
jarethholt12
It's like happy hour. The best places are flexible about it.
whhy
#12 1.) Femboy Hooters 2.) Tomboy Outback 3.) Goth IHOP
MechKelly
Substitute MILF Denny's for Outback and I'm in.
doppelfisch
1) my hometown has a Denny's that's shutting down and will be replaced with an IHOP. All the goths who would hit up that Denny's after the bar are now going to MAKE it a Goth IHOP! 2) There's a chain restaurant called Black Bear Diner. My bestie and I came up with an idea for an alternate where it's all full of the other kind of black bears. Imagine: statues and wall art full of big, loveable gentlemen, complete with puny-titled menu items. I think it'd be a huge hit in San Francisco.
xray8tango
We should hang out.
whhy
Capum15
Goth IHOP, Tomboy Outback, and then I'm torn. Monstergirl McDonalds is the proper solid choice, but Catboy Chic Fil A would piss off so many people and that has it's own merit.
T3NM1DG3TS
Femboy hooters, egirl Applebee’s, monstergirl mcdonalds
brambleheart
Really it’s goth ihop and which other two…
parabolic000
Monstergirl McDonands, Catboy Chick-fil-a, Tomboy Outback.
T3NM1DG3TS
Consider however, femboy hooters doesn’t close on sundays
parabolic000
yeah but turning a rabidly Christian establishment into a place where I can (presumably) pick up a chicken sandwich, lemonade, and a catboy is so much more satisfying.
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
1. Sub Subway (I'm a Dom ;) ) 2. Power Bottom Panera (and a gay top) 3. Goth IHOP (goth boys can be hot but also all of my friends are some level of alt/goth so they'd enjoy it too)
whhy
SpectralSpider
1.) Monstergirl McDonalds so that monstergirls are real, or if done by cosplay, mainstreamed. 2.) Tomboy Outback because I want a convenient location for imposing butch women to potentially make me bottom emoji in real life. 3.) Himbo Pizza Hut because there should be a place for people who are attracted to male eye candy.
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
Look I'm not saying Monstergirl McDonald's is obligatory, but can you imagine the results if you picked it? Legitimate magical beings that could also possibly interbreed with humanity to create some whole new brand of weird shit. Homophobes would probably sit down and shut up if the lesbians could breathe fire, just saying.
T3NM1DG3TS
Have you read MGE entries describing the sorts of things they can do? I’d say it’s an obligatory choice
Soufange
As much as I wanted to support my fellow Trans, and score the Himbos, they had to be bumped for the Femboys and Monster girls. (Goth IHOP clearly topped my list)
Thornaxe
There’s no real other choice. It’s goth ihop plus two others of your choice.
Sypurist
TinaEveFox
Goth IHOP, femboy hooters and trans pride taco bell because I gotta represent.
whhy
T3NM1DG3TS
We’ve really gotta find a better punching bag than foot fetishists. Like people who are into DDLG shit or trad-wives
whhy
Nothing against the kink itself (goodness knows some of mine are *~odd~*), the behavior of feet people is what earns them ridicule
T3NM1DG3TS
Honest to god, is it though? Like, pick a weird thing they say and just swap out “feet” for “thighs” or “boobs” and it reads like your average commenter talking about a THT or RHM post
littlefoxpounce
I'm literally the only trans girl I know that doesn't have #10 and God I really want one lmao
Leonon
https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/blahaj-soft-toy-shark-90373590/
littlefoxpounce
OMG its so cute
T3NM1DG3TS
Link me to an Amazon wishlist, I’ll help a fellow queer
littlefoxpounce
I can't seem to find one on Amazon unfortunately :(
q2grapple
MorisMos Giant Shark Stuffed Animal Shark Plush Toys, Soft Plush Shark Hugging Pillow for Kids, 40 inch https://a.co/d/8CwScbj
littlefoxpounce
Ok that's cute