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Sep 22, 2021 9:44 PM
misslucy666
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MisterMcDerp
Please pick another pic for this meme I want to die
emilytangerine8910
That’s some bulls shit. Hack off more and build some stamina.
Spurdopaavali
Be happy. I have anorgasmia.
thephan
Ladies first doesn't mean open the door, you fools!
Voidstrider2230
That is not the correct image. Mainly due to Disney including a bit of Alabama cousin fuckin.
djangojazz
I honestly have the opposite problem. It seems great at first but over time, not so much.
Cucumbawumba
Women don't mind you finishing fast,. We mind that sex stops when you get off. (You got hands/tongue too, use em!)
hnngh
What are you doing stepbrother....
mg7374128350
One of the first meme i ever saw
TakeYouAway
Half the time my husband gets off on my orgasm before he's even been touched ? still fun but not what we plan on lol
Spartan04
It happens but doesn’t mean it’s over. Switch to oral, toys, or fingers for a bit while you recharge for round 2.
Navrodel
If you're not cocky enough, be handy. Don't let losing the race leave 'em unsatisfied.
FentuckyCriedKhicken
I'm like 3 minutes max. But I don't have anyone so whatever.
grlwithnoname
Don't leave her hanging... your work is not done yet
TrickSterXx
I laughed way to hard at this hahaha
grlwithnoname
Jusmar
That's why she's topping
captainswoopty
komododave
vernel90
What do you call a guy who doesn't go down? You don't.
BeerandCats
If I cum first, my wife goes on top & finishes, if she cums first, similar tactic is used.
Ras668
It's not like you can't go for round two.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
sgnight13
He looks so peaceful for a trampling victim
lafemmenikita
Just don't get all sad & sulky if I help myself afterwards
DurendaI
... Or when you can't cum and are honest about it...
pretendthisisagoodusername
And when you cum and are reminded again that you're alone and no one wants you
Masonrig
Get yourself someone into orgasm denial ???
silentwolf1999
I make sure I get her off twice before I finish.
PixelSprite64
grlwithnoname
This is awesome, yoink!
HardDoseOfReality
Wait you other guys blow your load and literally fall asleep? That's actually true? Ha
Puvaradivi
It can be a compliment if the guy feels bad/was trying to last. Makes you feel like "damn I'm a fucking sex goddess."
Steelwind
That looks more like pegging is involved.
PrepareYourAnusAgain
If it's the first date, you need to expect it
NirvanaNik
That's why i came fast.
alionisfinetoo
Pfft. As if fanart of such things exist.
ProppaGanda
Fuck, that's the best
Shiep
Do you know how expensive lion fitted strapons are?
Zega000
Yes
PrepareYourAnusAgain
I... Plead the fifth
Eseptember
Not to kill the general vibe here but p sure that's Sarabi, not Nala. His mom.
MainStreetMermaid
Isn't it Mufasa and Sarabi? Simba is only in this canyon thing with that tree as a cub...I can't remember. Rewatch time!
Eseptember
I mean, yes. It really looks more like simba though.
YourSelfMan
Hah! Sauce?
Zickezacke
Doens't make it better.
SpiteLip
I feel like everyone should get a free pass for the first time with a new person. Also, just say, "it's your fault your too damn hot"
rbudrick
You're'n't've's'll.
misslucy666
studog2010
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
You're* (second)
euphoricopportunity
As a man, I have required relatively specific circumstances to get off at all. There has usually not been enough sensation for me.
SpiteLip
happens. one ex used to get mad. so I would fake it. flex it a couple of times, pull out, act as if you caught it in your hand. go wash up.
Sneckz
Could you possibly be dealing with the death grip?
Rathner
I heard some exercise increases blood flow and therefor sensation. I would actually just talk to your doctor though.
Vooodooochild
Can we have the details. Asking for a curious friend.
poopslave
Yeah I take forever to a fault as well. Though sensation isn't really the issue as much as a lifelong porn addiction. Working on it.
Kagenical
Especially with your sister.
kaymon
MeatMechanic86
Found the guy from Alabama!
llamallamadingd0ng
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
I also choose this guy's sister
Sunmonster
Masonrig
As long as your second move is to pull out a toy or use your hands/tongue, yes
thatoneguyfrommn
For sure! What's the question? Both parties cross the finish line in a good, reciprocal relationship.
Vooodooochild
That dude gets it !
k4FoodSmasher
These guys fuck!
Masonrig
k4FoodSmasher
unicornsdonotexist
If you’re gonna cum to fast just switch to oral for a bit ??♂️
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Too fast*
CannedAllRiches
I just switch to the fingers and give the Ol’ shwthshswhstwhst. Never fails
RhymingEverything
Or change positions so you have a sec to re-gather yourself
jeremymstein955772
“You guys are having sex?”
claudesniper
mm delicious my own cum
TheRepeaterTheRepeater
Can't say no to some extra protein with all that exercise
lurkhard
Gotta check yer oil sometimes
SarcasticBon
I thought it was a race.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
It's not?
thatpatguy
But what if she chokes?/s
TheRuckestRick
It means she came
thatpatguy
getotterhere
Well small things are a choking hazard
thatpatguy
getotterhere
AwwDamn321
Oh lawd
jbrightmans
Or eat her out first so she gets hers and you can cum whenever guilt free
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
chriselric
You'd be surprised how many women are revolted by the idea of being eaten out by anyone
maskedrabbit
It takes the pressure to perform off a bit which is nice when it cums to intercourse
SenfinaZeit
I like to make her cum once, let off my first round, and then focus on her while I'm in the refractory period. Twice each by the end.
danishjuggler21
Waiting out the refractory period is something I can only do when I have a three-day weekend
SenfinaZeit
I'm still young
sanaujiram
But then she’s done & sorta out of the mood. Moisture only lasts so long after that. It’s a lose lose
AawesomeAardvaark
Out of the mood after one orgasm?
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
I have never had a woman be done after the first orgasm, especially when there's a dicking afterwards.
WhoopseyDoHereComesTheGoo
This. I used this strategy on a girl i dated for 3 years. Never ran into that issue.
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
Yeah, it was a pretty successful method for me. Sometimes there was urgency for getting it in faster but that happens.
heyguysimtom
But what about the crying?
myscaleisntaccurate
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Blow your nose in it, she’ll love it.
AndThenIWasLikeOMG
If it smells like onions stay away
unicornsdonotexist
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
But I love onions
Foxsayy
I am concerned and confused
heyguysimtom
You know.....the crying.....?
LocalZoophile
It's OK, I cry when performing oral, too.
WooPorky
Billy?
Foxsayy
Is that...common among women?
Fyreworx
Sometimes the puss is just too good. It happens.
Rodka209
She got that Kung fu grip going on
Emulen
I agree, and I know cause I have had many sex with vegenes
Fyreworx
I'm all the time having sex done to me. I'm a real sex haver.
misslucy666
Escalade24
Hahahaha the puss. +1
AwwDamn321
Say you’re a virgin without saying you’re a virgin….
UncleVenoM
UncleVenoM
Fyreworx
Incorrect, but i respect a solid burn like that.
OmenJones
AwwDamn321
Your girlfriend. Ooooh!!!!!!!!!!!
OmenJones
Bojovnik84
That's why you better have a good head game too. Take care of her just as good and she'll forget you're a 2 pump chump.
TheNamesAshHousewares
Make her happy first, that way you keep the ball(s) rolling all night long!
Imademyselfsquirtle
Toys. Real life dildo. We Vibe mini vibrator. You are welcome.
Masonrig
WeVibe might work against you at first, though it IS fun...
KingRubbish
Amen. Just because the starter is out of the game, always have a sting backup.
Masonrig
KingRubbish
*strong…damnit
lovingspace
2 pump chump is a great name. Hey, completely unrelated, y'all think it's too late to start a rap career at 45? Asking for a friend.
Lun4ticH1gh
If you got rhymes, then you got rhymes.
lovingspace
Kind of. They are normally very short and there's an awkward silence for 45 minutes right after where I'm just crying in the background.
lovingspace
I just don't know if there's a market for it.
Masonrig
Failing that (and because some don't like head), get your hand game on point. And for the love of god trim and file your nails.
ILiekToCookAndBake
NEVER!
Exceleratefresh
Awww yea a little veejay deejay action! Wicki wicki
Antineutrino11
I've met more than don't like the hand game as much as the head game
Masonrig
Interesting, I've had the EXACT opposite experience ?.
operationcwal
Wash your fingers play battleship with your SO if you've acquired target and make the best nano circles with your finger tips. Vary the
operationcwal
Speed to see where she'd at, make sure to service other parts with your free hand and mouth.
Masonrig
And CUT YOUR DAMN NAILS
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
If inept in both regards, be open to using sex toys on her. Its not immaculating, it's intimate and hot
joshybones
failing that, make friends with a guy who fucks good and let him take care of her
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
https://youtu.be/SqwbnilcjGc
PotatOSLament
Emasculating
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Whoops
plusonefororegonians
My boyfriend will use a bad dragon on me while I hold the shibari. It’s a good time for both of us.
W1ckedw1lly01
Sounds like a great time!
Masonrig
Totally! Though I'd argue knowing what you are doing with a toy is going to be harder then knowing what you are doing with hands ?
Masonrig
With fingers you can feel for the g-spot and whatnot.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Learning is its own form of foreplay