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Found this buried in my family house yard while doing some gardening job. Un buried with a knife and cleaned it up good so I could see the contents.
UPDATE: Witchcraft Shit part II https://imgur.com/gallery/xiuC3
So I opened the container. Sttong oily aromatic smell hit me. So I went for some gloves and tweezers. Dumped it all on some mesh. Some papers with things writen. It was all in some oily aromatic stuff. Had some leaves and one chilly (this was no sauce)
Most perturbating shit: a small white ragdoll tied to a black ragdoll.
The black ragdoll
The gooey oily stuff, along the ragdoll and container. What the fuck?
Mawbell
You must be white
RoboticKitty
I think this may have been a banishment or containment spell (jars are used for that usually). Someone was trying to protect the home?
RushHourRocker
Somewhere in the world, two men tied together are thanking God they're no longer stuck inside the waters of a marsh.
JakefromStateFarmTx
Pretty sure that's my uncle Benny's dip spit
DisarmedFire
This is a witch bottle. They are not made to be opened. You fucked up
Wabbadabba
Put it back. Just do it. Don't fuck with hoodoo
NoBeardTheIrate
I dunno OP. I don't practice santoria, I ain't got no crystal ball
arsenicpill
That's a romantic binding spell jar tying two people together. Chili for the heat of passion, oils for dressing and "drowning" in love.
Hornethappy
I wouldn't think it was very old, considering the duct tape is in decent shape. Then again, the tape may have been affected by witchcraft.
V1K1NGFVNERAL
It's an ancient culture called "kids playing with random shit and burying it in the yard"
Siliconhobbit
NottherealSlimPickens
MyDogJake
Wtf. Someone just posted a different voodoo jar on Reddit. Til that's a thing.
fogrolledinlikeabuick
I’ve never heard of this then saw 2-3 in the last week. Is there a movie coming out or something? A not very subtle marketing campaign?
kee413
In my experience that's one of two things: a blessing to obtain love or a curse to destroy a relationship. Spooky. Should never do this 1/2
kee413
kind of shit. Disrespectful and downright disgusting. 2/2
PoeticSoul
I’m pretty sure the scrap says Antonio’s love
m0usekat
Why would you even open a buried jar that looked like shit floating in piss
M1NN350T4TH0U9HT5
Now you'll have to bring madam Zaroni up the mountain.
Empl0yee427
The first damn thing I thought of when I saw the jar was sploosh
BeckysaurusRex
And if you forget madam Zaroni... you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity
SlapMyBirchUp
MRW it took me a while to remember where that quote was from
Narcissisticvaseofflowers
Most of my friends are witches in a religious sense, you most likely either found a curse jar or miscellaneous spell jar. Either way, (1/2)
Narcissisticvaseofflowers
You shouldn't need to worry about it. Even if you are superstitious , if it was a curse it wasn't for you. A lot of modern witches( 2/?)
Narcissisticvaseofflowers
Also bury spent spells in their back yards. If your nervous about it light a white candle and put some salt on it, otherwise no worries.
Paperbagman5
+1, solid advice right there.
Kregular365
sugarfreesucrose
It looks like a poppet spell for taking back a lost love.
perrycRunner
That's what I was thinking
MerToo
Is there about to be a hellish domestic breakup somewhere or does it not undo the spell to disrupt the ingredients after they're cast?
sugarfreesucrose
I don’t think anything happens. The intent and effort went into it. Unless you yourself break it I think it’s all good.
MerToo
Ah, that makes sense. I guess it would probably have to broken deliberately, and possibly by someone who knew some or all of the names.
konabrown
Judging by the duct tape, did say it’s 2... maybe 300 years old
bioshockisagoodgame
Lol
CptRobotNinja
If I had to guess Id say like a year and a half max. Im a duct tape expert
Chunkylover117
Es brujería OP ya estás jodido
Noriketh
Its witchcraft, youre fucked.
haunter64
Necesita una buena barrida
DiabloGrandeArts
Bullshit. All you need is "sana, sana, colita de rana"
Mimsey
"It's [something] OP is already [something else]." Best I got.
TheTalentedMrMorro
Witchcraft. Fucked.
Jenntendo
"It's witchcraft OP you're fucked"
Mimsey
Thanks. I knew "brujeria" was supposed to be negative but forgot what it was. First time seeing "jodido" though.
Bacicot
I would’ve perturbated all over it
derschweiz
Yea and now your bloodline is cursed with morbid obesity and ingrown toenails until the curse is broken during an eclipse at midnight.
Hyero
If you're going to curse someone do it right. Every pair of gloves they wear will always be slightly above their wrist and all socks sandy.
MothMonsterMan
How about no perforated edges on all food packages?
Hyero
That would drive me nuts because I like making mac and cheese lol
MothMonsterMan
I must be cursed cause only 1 out of 10 boxes ever opens as it should.
MothMonsterMan
So.. They are cursed to be an average American?
LegitNESSLmT
Please keep us posted if you notice any stuff happening.
lollerskates74
Doot.
Onlyrepostsmakethefrontpage
Double doot
gingerbrdman
fucking. dot.
sweaterpuppies
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bedframe
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BatmanDeadpoolSlenderMan
Triple dot dare you
Deaditequeenlivs
No one believes or cares but I actually know what that is and what it was for.
braindrill
I’d like to know what you know! Please enlighten us!
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
Care to share?
Deaditequeenlivs
Voodoo dolls aren’t used to “hex”. That’s Hollywood. 99% sure this was a love ritual to either end an affair or recapture someone’s heart.
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
Interesting! I know nothing about voodoo so thanks for the insight. Probably gonna do some research on it!
PoeticSoul
Probably the latter since I’m pretty sure I see the word “love” after Antonio on the scrap.
fuzzyjew
Well ... the ghost is free now. Good luck OP!
Nkester
I'm not up voting just so this comment stays at 666
sheridanj
Well the Ancient Ones need their sacrifice. I was hoping he'd pick the Merman, but Blair Witch is ok, I guess.
Roqinn
Ghosts* There are 2 dolls.
ComeOnNSlam
THIS HAS 666 POINTS AS IM READING IT FUCK DUDE
SquirrelHaven
As kids we buried all kinds of weird shit. We also made the youngest brother eat concoctions of spices and oils. He isn't the brightest.
decorativemooseknuckle
Mimsey
Why do you have this?
FuzzyKev
Who you gonna call? Nice username btw ;)
bigbrother
goat butters!
fuzzyjew
Right back atcha, Kev.
Queefsharts
That was beautiful. I laughed like an idiot.
FaceBookAI
Ikr, I got REALLY excited
Dorsk84
I would call these 2 guys, well brothers, and their awkward buddy that keeps following them around. I just can't remember their names!
Opportunist
Winchesters. And @OP is gonna want to grab salt, holy water, and candles, matches, and lighter fluid!
Dorsk84
And maybe a silver blade....fuck it! Silver bullets too. and brush up on your Latin too.
PoeticSoul
Nah definitely iron
PsionicRoshambo
Can it be an iron blade inlaid with silver and wood... kind of a kills all sort of blade?
Opportunist
Ding ding ding! You, my friend, win!!
Syntak
Lucky for you magic isn't real, just toss it out and wash your hands.
DANGAAZOOONE
DrBotox
I particulary dont believe in it. In fact i thought "this shit goes on reddit." Myinternet came back too
Murrdogg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-fb5JT1PYE
gho5trider
Lol
DREADQUEEN
You hope.
Syntak
No, I know. Life is chaos and waiving a stick around at midnight and burying jars of piss won't help guide any outcome one way or the other.
SpikyNutz
2017 and people still believe in that shit, humanity is fucked.
Hanzwurmhat
Um, it's 2017 and there are also people who think the Earth is flat....or that everything in the Bible is real ( lots of magic in there)....
Hanzwurmhat
Or that trickle down economics will work, but yes we are fucked. I totally agree!
reallyoldsandwich
THE BIBLE! lol
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reallyoldsandwich
Hahahahahaha I was just laughing at people’s beliefs
Hanzwurmhat
I know right! Lol
thurmin
someone be practicing the voodoo man. You released the curse, or blessing. I really don't know a lot about that religion.
JackOfPizzas
not so much a religion than a collection of nonsensical unorganised beliefs
catsandcoke
Hoo doo
alpacasaurusrex
Is bad mojo. Rip op.
rltoms949
The bad juju coming his way.
alpacasaurusrex
It gon git him!
DrBotox
Only thing I know is after I opened up that shit, my internet came back.
DrGladhand
Doctor.
jrblast
Ah, so a curse then.
cathyarctic
Hahaha hilarious
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snakeoilsalesman
Unlike that cult with the zombie that brings people back from the dead...
alpacasaurusrex
Voodoo is a religion, Hoodoo is a practice. Disrespecting others beliefs and culture just makes you look like a douche.
chicmagnetwampa1
And religion is different how, exactly?
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rltoms949
Answer the fuckin question gimp boy.
LateNightBunnyParty
You didn't answer the question.
ThePickle
https://exemplore.com/wicca-witchcraft/Witchcraft-for-Beginners-How-to-Cast-a-Jar-Spell
nakedmonkeys
So, I read this and what I’m gathering is hot pepper = banishing. Solids = black and white voodoo doll. It’s not a good spell.
fsbed
I know what craft the kids and I are doing over holiday break! Thanks for the directions!
barbos007
Soooo...urine?
HeroQueenofAlbion
Dot to read when it's not 2 in the morning
Neganisjustthewalkingdeadsequivalentofhopperfromabugslife
Sounds like that was it. Good find
alpacasaurusrex
Not witchcraft. Hoodoo. Big difference.
blackburrd
What's the difference between hoodoo and voodoo
CouldCareLessButDoesnt
You do
alpacasaurusrex
Voodoo is the religion, Hoodoo is the practice IIRC.
NotSoMuch
Who do?
alpacasaurusrex
You do.
rigorr
We do
dicksmashercunt
Do what?
OliverKlozov
Voodoo is about spiritual communication and understanding. Hoodoo is about curses, destruction, and harm unto others. The Dominican Republic
OliverKlozov
Practices Voodoo, while Hati practices Hoodoo.
neil137
that's why haiti all fucked
OliverKlozov
Well, and the fact that they were given the least fertile, uninhabited by fauna, and scarcest fishing part of the island, which could also
OliverKlozov
Have something to do with it.
Tlaxxil
I'm pretty sure if you told your average Dominican they were voodoo you'd get slapped
GideonBane
Yeah, Dominican here living in the states...have a ton of family and friends back in DR, dont know ANYONE who practices Hoo/Voodoo...
GideonBane
As of 2014, 57% of the population (5.7 million) identified themselves as Roman Catholics and 23% (2.3 million) as Evangelical Protestants
alpacasaurusrex
Voodoo is more the Religion whereas Hoodoo is the practice/spells. Hoodoo isn’t inherently black, it’s just painted that way.
Macewindow54
#JBunny
wardenclyfe
Yeah and even some things that seem harmful may not because intent has a big part in it, so you can use similar stuff for different results
alpacasaurusrex
Yes, but from what I understand a lot of them hook ‘if you disturb this it’s bad’ things onto them.
BigDaddyBacon
Who do?
rltoms949
You do.
GideonBane
Do what?
SsertsimfoCigam
Do what?