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Oct 12, 2015 9:39 AM
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TheRealAwk
Holy fuck I needed this right now. Thanks OP.
punkybeanster
Ans even if you fall back in love with that same person, it will feel different.
teepuppylove
One of my first ever boyfriends committed suicide last week. While I had moved on romantically a long time ago...THIS...so this.
doubledan
the wise words of whoopie.
deeznuts98
+1 for not being .gifs
AgamemnonsMemes
Shut up wesley...
Denare
Guinan was such a great character.
arumunus
I loved the Borg episode when Q decides to be more of a dick than usual, but sees her, freaks out and is like "YOU". ಠ_ಠ
anodoin
I really want to know why Q was afraid of her.
TheLastNalbinder
Because Gainan is a baller, obvs.
stinkermelodic
Me too! I've never figured that out.
kewpiebb
wanted to downvote this cause i remembered my ex but that would be unfair. i hate you op, take my lousy upvote!
kmikl
Even if I hate my ex, I'd rather have the memories than nothing.
TheodoreWitchfucker
Yup, that pretty much sums up how this felt.
WallaceBea
Wow, Whoopie actually looks really pretty in these pics.
bionicjoe
Star Trek: The Next Generalization. "Hey Troi, go blow it out your ass! We got a planet to save."
exarkoontz
Shaka, when the walls fell
ifthatsaveiledcriticismaboutmeiwonthearitandiwontrespondtoit
http://www.nerdvanaclothing.com/product/darmok-jalad-at-tanagra-front-back
BlackDragoness
Omg, if only it wasn't so ugly!
BlackDragoness
That is one of the best episodes of any show in the world. I use it to this day to express failure. Whoever gets that refrence is a keeper.
ISarabi
TNG, when they had that episode about references.
BlackDragoness
Well, yes, good job dear! Lol.
ISarabi
Jalad, in UserSub ^_^
naturesfool
I watched TNG for years, and the meaning of what Guinan said only now just clicked for me. Wish I'd known it earlier and saved some pain :)
lurkinwhileworkin
most of my updoots, people gave me for saying exactly this stuff. +1
elmagico11
Why do oracles know so much shit? Where are you neo??
Sauroctonus
Because that's what oracles do.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
The Oracle I frequent sure knows stuff, but damn they gouge you for it.
taotae
But... I thought this was star-trek...
wellnoshit
Right here.
sangatiche
They tend to live a long life, or have the right connections. Lucky are those who also get believed.
lurkerburzerker
damn you Cassandra!!
Dignato
The question of what happened to Neo was answered in The Matrix Online, actually.
Dignato
Short version: His consciousness is permanently fused into The Matrix and echos of his thoughts and personality show up sometimes.
AJzzl05
TIL...
rocketdock3003
i can finaly close the book now, i've always wondered what happend to him afterwards. thanks fam
iuploadbearpics
Woah is this true? So his own consciousness was the Oracle? She wasn't an actual program but his own self talking to him?
ExperimentKraj
1) No, the stuff about fusing with the Matrix refers to after the movies; 2) The Oracle is not an echo of Neo, even after the movies.
SpazmaticJ
Pls explain more then
samsonguy920
I doubt she's(Guinan) ever been honest about her age, but I am pretty sure she was born in the 20th Century.
hotdudecurator
The only problem with that theory is Data ran into her in 1893 when he went back in time or something. And she was an adult even then...
samsonguy920
When he went back in time...so obviously she couldn't?
hotdudecurator
Wow. Ok...
samsonguy920
The problem with arguing logic with science fiction shows, is that there is none. So endeth the lesson.
specialgirl257
I wish when I was drinking at a bar she was pouring drinks and offering wise advice,
kyrtian
Actually spoke to Whoopi for quite a while once, she was extremely nice
BlackDragoness
Envy!
kyrtian
She was surprised when I said my favorite of her work was Jumpin' Jack Flash, she said I seemed to young to know that one
snuffcarcass
Her standup bit is the only reason I know all the words to the national anthem.
Moorglademover
I loved Battlestar Galactica.
doobilleedoo
Flash Gordon - the wonder years
HiImSteve
Dude, that's Star Wars.
BeardedViking
That is obviously Babylon 5.
sexysexyhungarians
Man, they got really sequel-heavy with that one.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I only remember Crusade, and it didn't last.
xXCutieMomokoXx
No it's clearly firefly
AnythingMuchShorter
It's Red Dwarf the season with the alternate reality bubbles. This one gender switched Lister and Kochanski.
relpmeraggy
This show taught me so much. Like how not to mess with giant tar creatures.
BlackDragoness
Awww, poor Tasha.
PussyVelour
She thought she was blowing up! She wanted out to capitalize on her fame. I don't know, that's what I heard.
BlackDragoness
Her and the guy who sold his apple shares probably have a club. Though she does have a large fan base and did some cameos.
PussyVelour
Yes! If only she had stayed. Cameos are nice, has she appeared on any other scifi series?
mantono
But she came back several times (after she died) in later episodes, towards the end if I recall right. Maybe she realised her mistake?
quarkspbt
I'm a year into being widowed, wondering if I'll ever find any kind of love again. I fucking needed this. Thank you, OP.
k80hutch
I'm almost 4 months in.. it blows!!!!
quarkspbt
I feel for you. This does blow!
carpenatem1
Just broke up with my girlfriend of almost 5 years last night..too many feels. My chest is imploding right now
HoennHomies
It really does feel like the end of the world sometimes, but keep that head up and you'll make it through. We all will. [:
jibbadee
Yo man i promise you itll all work itself out
DarthPalpatine
Looks like my gf and I of two and a half years will be breaking up soon. I feel ya.
LiterallyYourMom
Start a gym membership and get a daily routine. It's great therapy.
ElecTech
When my lt relationship ended it had gotten to the point where it felt like a relief. I don't know which would be worse. Hang in there.
carpenatem1
I'm like half relieved, and the other half anxious..I just cut the cord and I feel horrible because i want to talk to her but know I can't
CyderMayker
*hugs*
Lamarama
My ex broke up with me after 4ish years over the phone, 5 days before my masters exams. I can tell you the best medicine (1/2)
Lamarama
Is to live your life exactly how you want to and take the opportunities you wouldn't have been able to before (2/3)
Lamarama
Improve yourself and in a few years you'll look back proud of how far you've come. Good luck man. (3/3)
emilioooooo
it feels like someone just shit in the open wound in your chest. Only time (things.I.must.earn) will make it go away. It gets better
FootHead58
I went through the same thing - gf of 5 years - just a few weeks back. I promise it gets better. Let friends help though. Really
YouCantFaceTheProblemIfTheProblemIsYourFace
Broke up a 4 year relationship to figure out who I am if that makes any sense. Two months have gone by and it's just as hard as it was day 1
mmmpoundcake
Have you figured out who you are in those 2 months?
teepuppylove
*hugs*
Yodaloid
Trying to work up the courage to that with my s/o of about the same amount of time...any advice?
grayhatter
Don't surprise them! I thought everything was ok, nope. "Hey, I've been thinking about breaking up, what do you think?" Then talk fora month
Idonthavealottosay
Be firm
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Don't drag it out or do something stupid. Just talk to them openly and honestly, even if it sucks.
ElecTech
Just do it, be honest and not spiteful. If it's got to this point it will probably feel like a weight has been lifted once it's over.
fiera
Read username as 'DubstepToMaggieSmith' and now have a new favorite imaginary thing.
DontsteptoMaggieSmith
https://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=nXamyvRbjas
fiera
That is the best thing ever.
dapplegrey
What is this?
labtob
STAR WARS
Ninenine
Ghost
FrozenVapors
Haha it did remind me of that
TokenTransPerson
The show is Star Trek: The Next Generation and the characters are Guinan and Wesley.
dapplegrey
Thanks heaps!
TokenTransPerson
It's a damn good show.
ZachPutland
You've never seen The Next Generation? Oh wow you gotta fix that
FuriousFireball
oprah is so wise.
only90skidswillgetthis
You don't get into the White House without having a strong woman behind you like this.
LennyFace
*The Oracle.
strongbadia7
I fucking lol'd. +1
sendguineapics
I thought it was E.T.
Mrsbriggysloth
This isnt whoopi....? Wut...?
theStead42
And eyebrowless
DanteGrimm
you.... you know thats not oprah right?
Sheriberry
uhh that's not Oprah it's whoopie Goldberg.
se24990
OPRAH!! I don't often laugh out loud. Love this show and Guinan. Oprah!! You made my day!
FuriousFireball
i aim to please. with immaturity.
DefenderTIM
That's Space Oprah.
spearmintconditioner
Hahaha!
glunderberry
I thought it was Denzel.
FuriousFireball
monica.
MinimalMax
Racist.
Andreoid
it's Mr T isnt it?
MadDogMorgan
Oprah is so racist?
WhyShouldILoveYou
Now who's being lacist.
GreatWhiteDope
Was about to downvote, then saw username +1
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
was about to downvote him, then saw your reply mentioning his username, +1
Kobol
Was about to downvote him, then I saw your reply to his reply of that [alleged] racists reply. +1
pois1
Lost track of who's in the right, downvoted everybody just to be sure.
imtheimgur
Where are her eyebrows?
TheBeastRabban
Whoopi has never had eyebrows, but for some reason, few notice. You are special.
Stonefruitlove
asking the real questions.
the12thletter
Still in the nexus. They're the source of her insight.
WubZ
eyebrows is overrated :D
sipeycup
she is an alien, maybe we can contribute it to that...
schmassbinder123
they were stolen by cylons
lucidcute
Is this a serious question?
JonesEnemaBagJones
Whoopi doesn't have time for eyebrows.
Xynatox
This legitimately made me giggle. Thank you.
Fyurae
Her eyebrows are naturally very thin so she removes them
WhoIsTheDodie
The women in my dad's family get them tattooed on. I'm considering it. Lol
anothervalidacct
Sounds entirely too shallow and vapid.
WhoIsTheDodie
It's easier than drawing them on everyday with brow liner. I've caught myself with half an eyebrow too many times. It's funny in pictures.
Zaranthan
Shave off your eyebrows and let me know how people act around you.
anothervalidacct
As a person without eyebrows, I know. It's a thing. *shrug* I have better things to worry with than how others view me.
shinagami091
You'll notice in every movie she's been in she doesn't have them unless they're drawn on
IIBM
She has no hair side from her head - she's got a phobia and removes all other hairs. Trichopathophobia.
ItsJustRocketScience
Dammit Q!
idoubtanyonehasthisusername
in space, no one can see your eyebrows. Unless you're Worf. Then your brows go fucking craaazy.
OneOfThoseNewFangledUserNames
God I love this gif: I'm putting it in again. That's how much I love it. Was it in an actual show?
jadespider
New high quality captures from old shows? http://imgur.com/hEVVNmV
YoSoyMelonLord
Nine, my love.
CurseUrSuddenButInevitableBetrayal
Yay my favorite doctor
Zerubbabel
The Blu-rays of TNG may be the best remastering of any show I've ever seen.
Nikolai5
Look at the remasters for the Alien films.
MrtheOffender
IF you didn't hear that in his voice... you're lying
webbitor
STTNG is on Hulu, and crazily enough, the first two seasons are in HD. Pretty cool watching them with so much detail.
Mcknizzle
Old show...
HomelyArgonianMaid
You know you're old when... :'|
digitalutopia
but 800p tho.
ElecTech
No. Still 1080p the 1080 refers to vertical lines and the p to progressive scan ie. every line is scanned.
LuckyICantSeeFarWithThisLeg
That's the result of the aspect ratio.
digitalutopia
aspect ratio is just that - a ratio. Something recorded in 4:3, can still be 1080p, it just won't have 1920p horizontal resolution.
LuckyICantSeeFarWithThisLeg
Yeah, I don't fully understand it myself, I know what some people say it is because the properties tells them that but it's 1080p.
digitalutopia
My only guess is that when dealing with TVs, 1080p is synonymous with 1920x1080. Since 4:3 would be less than that,it wouldn't be true 1080p
hoeya
Better than nothing.
digitalutopia
That's not saying much...
hoeya
You don't just take 20+ year old footage shot for CRT TV and magically make them HD. Getting them to look as good as they do is a huge feat.
digitalutopia
They mentioned TNG was released on Blu-Ray, which is more than double that vertical resolution.
ElecTech
TNG was shot on film not video tape. Provided it is stored properly you can go back and re-scan it for any resolution and redo the effects.
FroggyFae
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
They remastered the series for blu-ray. Re-did some special effects too. It's purdy.
Zerubbabel
The best part might be that when the redid the special effects they tried to make the similar to the original ones rather than "updating"
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Agreed for the most part. I kind of wish they'd done stuff like using the more detailed model of the enterprise from later seasons (1)
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
instead of the mostly smooth one. Also, the warp effects always looked a bit naff imo and they could've fixed that. Still, great work.
kevinallover
It's HD on Netflix.
RazerWolf
I can see the northern accent.
umbrellamaker
Lots of places have a north
Ijustdontevenknowanymore
*PLANETS
bobalam
ha me too, i was just thinking that quote is wrong, he clearly says "appen"
NateintheNorth
I miss this Doctor
YoSoyMelonLord
Me too :( I'm just now rewatching the first season w/ my roommate who's never seen it and I forgot how much I liked him.
DragonMaus
Aye. 'Twas my first Doctor.
OldSwedishGrandma
Mine three!
BottleofDjinn
And my axe!
Fender35
Was having some sad and nostalgic feels, thank you for making me fall out of my chair with how unexpectedly funny this reference was.
BottleofDjinn
Happy to be of service ^^
MoreDonutsPerDonut
And mine!
NateintheNorth
Mine as well
vira4n6
Mine too.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
I did at first, then I heard he was an utter tool to work with. I was disappointed, then uncaring about him after that.
YoSoyMelonLord
I've never heard anything about him being a tool. From my understanding, he didn't agree with how the producers were running things
DickMercenary
If only some of the more recent Doctors felt that way.. the show might be watchable still.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
There's been discontent on pretty much everything else he worked in though. Thor 2 was a very well publicised one if I recall correctly.
SoWasI
Re-rendered on Netflix!
iamtheonewhoults
No, re-encoded from the new Blu-Ray copy that is available. They switched it on me midway through Season 3 on me (like 15th run through).
ElecTech
Star Trek TNG was shot on film, like a movie. Provided the film is stored properly they can go back and re-scan it every time the 1/2
ElecTech
technology improves and re-do the added in digital effects. Expect/demand a 4k version in the future. 2/2
Goodwolf
They were released on Blue Ray a while back. Looks like someone got the collection.
TheOneThatGotBanned
Damn, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKfcpklt1b8 I may have to buy those...
UncomfortableTruths
It's about on par with Netflix, actually.
BlackDragoness
Well worth the money. Recently rewatched all seasons on blue ray. Avoid episodes in which Riker is beardless!
SwissArmyCake
It's also on Amazon, free with Prime. The BluRay masters are eye sex compared to the old, VHS ones Netflix still uses
2304
Who didn't? TNG is love. TNG is life.
UncomfortableTruths
Well, after they stopped using unused TOS scripts, anyway.
nkaplan89
YOU CAPTURED A BLUE RAY?!!!
TheOneThatGotBanned
LOL Missed that at the first read.... Now I am all Blu...
UncomfortableTruths
MY FIRST SHINY
TheOneThatGotBanned
LOL Missed that at the first read.... Now I am all Blu...
PleaseHoldMyCandle
Ummm. What show? For a friend.
WibblyWobblyTimeyWimeyFox
This one is Star Trek: The Next Generation.
DaddyWolf
And it's all on Netflix!
CanadianMooseRider
Wait hold up. This is star trek next generation? my god
WibblyWobblyTimeyWimeyFox
Yep. Guinan and Wesley in Ten Forward.
Levistras
AND YOU MUST WATCH ALL 7 SEASONS BECAUSE THEY'RE GLORIOUS AND THE FOUNDATION OF MY CHILDHOOD. Sorry, got a little excited about ST:TNG...
gunnexx
Well you can kinda skip the first season. Watch the first episode and the last of season one and youre ok in my book
SeanGecko
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
MostTriumphant
Just broke up with my girlfriend of 2.5 years. This hits hard.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Hugs friend.
lancerudager
As a 24 year old whose never been in a relationship, what is this so called "love" people talk about?
sluttyburrito
(2/2) He claimed he hadn't actually broken up with me, but he believes that I have never loved nor cared for him.
tooindecisiveforausername
I know I don't know your relationship but from that, he sounds controlling. My suggestion is to be done.
letmemakeyouasandwich
Together for 5 years, broke up 5 years ago. Still hurts. Still haven't found love again. Hopefully one day...
Idonthavealottosay
Me too! It's been 3 years since.
nicsterZ
Broke up with my bf of 4 years, 2.5 years ago. Have found love, still hurts. He was my best friend and then he didn't want contact anymore.
Idonthavealottosay
Me too! Those jerk faces
Equanimous
Stay strong. Cry and eat all you want but don't contact her. You deserve better.
Ginder44
I wish you had told me that 2 months ago. Shit is rough.
somethingsjellyfishy
I read it as "you deserve butter" and thought damn straight you do
MoreDonutsPerDonut
You made me feel better
CrowDeMorcerf
Do I deserve butter?
Equanimous
Everyone deserves butter! With garlic. Or on a biscuit. Or pastry. Nom nom nom.
CrowDeMorcerf
Aww. If everyone deserves it then it's no worthy feat. I refuse then.
bunbunyi
My fiance just ended it today. 5 years together. It hurts but a real relationship can't exist only on the happiness of one. Stay strong.
HazardousCactus
are you me? it literally happened last night.
BrytnieBrokeIt
Broke up in June, it would have been 5 years today. Feels man.. feels
CrowDeMorcerf
She broke up with both of you at the same time.
MichaelJordan23
Fuck. Me too. 2 years gone.
Idonthavealottosay
I've lost 6 years relationship 3 years ago. It still hurts
lollilips
And me too, and I'm a woman.
BlackDragoness
Here you go, two rebounds in one shot.
ekho26
SpaceHeater1
Shit me too.. 2.5 years. Happened last week.
GoodbyeSoberDay
2.5 years of traveling the speed of light. That's a long relationship.
AynCantStopThinkingAboutYew
2.5 years at the speed of light would be relatively long compared to the rest of us back on Earth.
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
Fiancee who I had been with for 5 years just broke up with me. Amen.
YoureAllUpInMyMixLikeFuckinBettyCrocker
My bf of 3 years (& father of my son) and I broke up a little over a month ago. I still cry myself to sleep every night, so I know the feels
kaylo2020
Same here! We were only a year though :/
Danny532
I just broke up with gf of 4 years. Blocked her everywhere and it's getting better everyday, be patient :)
Idonthavealottosay
That's the way to do
mutuallyrepulsive
We broke up exactly a year ago today after 4.5 years. I still miss her.
BeeeardedMan
Umm, are you me? I just broke up with my ex gf of 2.5 years last night. I'm a wreck.
MostTriumphant
Me too. Its tough, but it had to be done.
TheBOULDER
The BOULDER would like to offer you a beer and hug.
Rox2
I know that feel. Keep your head up man.
potatzsche
Just keep on breathing; remember this when you have dark moments. I promise you'll be happier than you ever imagine. Just hold on bro.
KidneyBeene
Congrats. It gets better.
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
I literally JUST broke up with my girlfriend. Longest relationship I've had 1.5 years together and I came here to feel better. I get this.
drakkben
im a month out of 1.5 years. message me if you need to talk, no bromo
MostTriumphant
Thank you for the gesture.
ICouldSetTheBuildingOnFire
3 and a half years here. Still in contact with ex bf trying to "win" him back. Shit burns hard.
eliotsmodernlife
I want to try winning my ex back against every one of my friends advice. Good luck!
YouCantFaceTheProblemIfTheProblemIsYourFace
I broke off a 4 year relationship a couple months back.. my ex trying to win me back has been so mentally draining.
Idonthavealottosay
Just cut them out. It's the only way. I've had this happen 3 times in my life
mimichuuu
I got to the point where I realized I cried more than laughed in the relationship. That I enjoyed memories more than real life, and moved on
Idonthavealottosay
Yes.
klw649
Yup, just did this after 13 years in a dead end relationship. It sucks but I'm not torturing myself waiting for his calls anymore.
mimichuuu
It was very hard, but worth it in the end when someone better came along.
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ICouldSetTheBuildingOnFire
Have you?
derkaderkaflannel
No. I've had a few clingy exes, and have been one before. It's bad to try to manipulate someone you love. Just remind them sometimes. 1/2
derkaderkaflannel
But I know it's super hard, it can't be expressed in an imgur comment.
megaseagoat
Shit... thats me right there.. Three and a half years, and ten months of trying to be friends. But i'm finally moving on. hallelujah!
ICouldSetTheBuildingOnFire
Still can't imagine being with anyone else! How are you doing it? It's so hard! :(
megaseagoat
Well.. that was me right there. After a while you start to realize that if the other person wanted to be with you they would.
megaseagoat
And cut off all contact! Give yourself time to think. You guys can always talk once youve given yourself time to heal
sluttyburrito
(1/2) my boyfriend broke up with me yesterday by saying "okay lets break up" and today he messaged me "happy two months",
eeeeeagle
Patrick?
Mrsbriggysloth
5 months out of a 4.5 year relationship. I feel you.
eliotsmodernlife
Good luck man! Or woman!
RoadOiler
It's nice. Rather then the "oh let's make you miss her more" kinda stuff I saw immediately after my recent breakup.
Satsuz
Every love is different, but that doesn't mean that each one is less than those that came before. The love of your life is still out there.
jellycatuniverse
I got dumped after a year and a half two weeks ago. This boat we're in sucks.
GrandmasMoistTeabag
you got this man. just broke up with my girlfriend of 4 years. its going to be hard at first. just keep yourself busy and...
GrandmasMoistTeabag
stay close to friends. and remember that its ok to be upset
alllifeinfate
Mine was off of a 2 year relationship... it has been months and I haven't feel the same for anyone else yet. But hey, that's life.
Rox2
And that's ok. 13 months post-breakup here. And that's fine with me, just gonna live my life and shit will fall into place eventually.
lollilips
That's the point, you won't ever feel the same about anyone because they are all different. You will still find an amazing love one day!
IWishThatICouldSeeYouSoon
It took me a year to feel like I was over my 2.5 yr relationship. I know you've heard it, but time will heal, I promise.
alllifeinfate
I'm not disappointed that those feelings don't come back easily, but you can feel that void sometimes... she was there every day before.
Equanimous
Absolutely there's a void, but you have to factor the reasons for the breakup. Find someone who'll be better with you and who won't give up!
alllifeinfate
That's the spirit! Wait, is that for me or for you, or the 2.5 years guy? Well, we all need it: DO NOT GIVE UP!