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#onlinedating #dating_advice #cats
My #cat_tax. This is Charles. He chonky and fiiiiine.
EDIT: My cat and I made front page ! Whoaaa !Send all your kitties!!! And titties!
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JupitersWitch
I have 3 cats and 3 dogs. All but one are seniors. 3 are 15, 2 are 11 (biggo doggos), and 1 is 3 years old. Will be saying goodbye soon.
pippinsmerry
I'm well on my way to crazy cat lady. I have one dog and two cats (i just got a kitten valentine's day). I'd have 3 if my chonk didn't pass
FinalFlashDatAss
i am male and have 7 indoor rescues and 2 outdoor strays. crazy cat guy here.
pip1
Good. Now breed
Copperbrat
samueWebRunner
What are we supposed to be looking at? Can someone circle it for me?
scooterthepolluter
HeraldofOmega
Guyfieri103360
aww toxoplasmo couple goals!
coreunit
Y’all pet tax is overdue ima need at least 2 more cats & a doggo
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
ciscoak90
I'm chonky and I know it..my grumpy scowl I like to show it.
Velv3tThunder
TrapsAreIllegal
And he's a Chad. Woah
SkyeMia
*Sitting here in corner whispering* I....have... 3 cats :)
SkyeMia
By 3 I meant 4
0ddcrayon
UnremarkablyInteresting
This doesn't look like a crazy person at all
MerlotMission5291
The cats dont make you crazy, thinking you're ganna get married off one connection makes you crazy.
sithney
wife him
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsBojack
It's not the amount of cats, it's how crazy you are.
segolily
Is three cats considered a lot? That's how many I have too lol
optimusgoose
Grew up with three and gradually ended up with one. One is not enough.
oldmanwalker
Charles is a nice cat name
CatBeansAreEverything
Why thank you! He is a very nice cat!
Amoracchius
We have seven cats and a basset hound.
CatBeansAreEverything
I wanna date y’all too then
Amoracchius
allenvasher3000
Together they have 3 dogs & 8 cats?
optimusgoose
I think that's how math works
IAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
Woohoo then they can get together and have 11 animals.
midsummer1942
My parents had 18 for a lil while... tho most of them were cats that started living in their garage
CatBeansAreEverything
GOoD aT MaTHs
Deathwing777
Stop that
Kangg
I'm sure their house will smell wonderful.
hstein3
In Maryland, owning that many pets requires you to register as a kennel.
collinagrant4
AtsaMattaForMe
origin of Cat Lady https://youtu.be/u_dKCYh1auo
JamesTotally
Damn, no wonder I'm having no luck on dating sites. I have no dogs and only one cat.
Inarticulated
DreamingOfDistantShores
2 from me and 2 from her, met on OKCupid. It was a long wait and a lot of false starts, but a good ending!
Disclaimered
I have zero cats and zero dogs and zero fishes, monkeys, tortoises, salamanders or geckos... I’m single, sure theres something wrong with me
ClaptrapIsLoveClaptrapIsLife
I swear my horse is the only reason girls swipe right ?
katanatripsis
I do, in fact, check out guy’s dogs on dating profiles. Cute dogs improve your chances.
katanatripsis
But like...so do cats. Show yourself cuddling the cat.
BenSnow97
turns out the correct answer was 0 money and 3 cats
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CatBeansAreEverything
Awww thanks
JamesTotally
Mine or OPs? Both!
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JamesTotally
Thank you! :)
CatBeansAreEverything
Just looked, can confirm your cat is awesome. Wanna meowy you too.
SiriHowDoIAdult
Met my wife on bumble. My description said "single father of two fur babies looking for someone to have pizza and wine with" worked wonders
TechnicalDrift
Yea but what if that's a lie
Ryann85
I'm stealing this shit
belovedlover
The fuck is bumble?
zenoshogun
Tinder for people who unironically use the term 'fur babies'.
Mimsey
A dating app in which only female users can send the first message. Men can't initiate convos unless it's a match with another man.
MumenRiderClassBadassRank1
Sadie Hawkins Tinder
RulesOfImgur
Good thing there was the red circle
CatBeansAreEverything
You woul the know where to look with out one! Ha
Deathwing777
CatBeansAreEverything
??I saw this yesterday and that’s specifically why I had to
Deathwing777
Bad OP
FatboyRich
The only thing crazier than a crazy cat lady, is a crazy cat man. Trust me, I have 13.
Gremlynn4023
Zangulus?
Kbantar
Dammit, Dr. Moreau. We talked about your army of cat men. They're just not as profitable of a project as cat girls.
Arcrosis
Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those up. Im at 21 and not proud
LittleCat14
13 men?
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
You know what is crazier? Fucking circling on red the entire frame of view of the image
kennolan3576
I have 12. Just lost one last fall. ? wouldn’t give them up for anything.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Why do you have 13 cat men?
MoreCatsThanSense
Well done! I had fifteen at one point :-)
TheBinky
You have 13 crazy cat men?
FatboyRich
Gotta love those misplaced modifiers
badnipple
Yeah you single?
randomdude85
You have 13 cat men?
Quizz25S
Yes and they're all crazy.
dongfanglong2012
He's from the movie cats
nuggethop
Can I ask...why? I mean is it compulsion? Do you feel like if you have just one more you’ll be happier? I’m just trying to understand
FatboyRich
We moved into a farm and inherited the vast majority. Didn’t have the heart to uproot their lives, I guess
HornyPolice
Probably one of those people you see on TLC shows
FatboyRich
God I hope not, unless, of course, there’s a substantial financial incentive
Hamsammiches
How exactly does one have 13 cats? Just the costs alone must be astronomical. Let alone the time to brush, clean litter, show affection to.
dongfanglong2012
Automatic litter box
FatboyRich
Wife. Big help
amarangel
Maybe his username is relevant?
FatboyRich
I tell people I raise them for their pelts. The kittens are especially soft
FatboyRich
5 are indoor, and I interact with each one several times a day. The others are barn cats, 4 get petted whenever, and 4 are shy. No mice!
Hamsammiches
Ah, I guess I was thinking in terms of all indoor cats. My two fur babies can be crazy at times, even 4 would be crazy.
FatboyRich
In the morning and when I get home. Rest of the time, they’re big fluffy couch pillows
MoreCatsThanSense
Once you get over about eight numbers don't really matter anymore, it's just more food and litter. Source: I had fifteen cats at one point.
HornyPolice
Username checks out
ThisIsTheBestICanDo
Username checks out
idontenglishsorry
The most accurate username I have ever seen to be honest hahah
nuggethop
Do you get them all from the shelter? how is it not more expensive? Yearly vet shots and tests are like $50-100, right? Plus flea/heartworm
MoreCatsThanSense
They were all rescues and 'turn ups'. It is more expensive, but you buy food in quantity to get discounts, and I got breeder rates (1/2)
MoreCatsThanSense
at the vets. Food and vet bills averaged out at around £1750 a year or so. Several of them were quite unwell when I took them in.
Arcrosis
I get my food wholesale, direct from supplier. Once you have enough that that becomes feesible, numbers dont make a difference
MoreCatsThanSense
Absolutely, unit costs drop dramatically when you can do that.
Freeflare
I'm pretty sure, unless you own a farm, that double digit pets is moving into hoarding territory.
bambulina
Gonna have to agree there. Unless you're fostering or someone's just had babies, that seems silly.
FatboyRich
Farm. Used to be a horse ranch. Had feed stored, needed cats to keep the mice pop down. No horses now, still the cats. All fixed. Big babies
bambulina
Ah, that makes sense. They're semi-retired farm cats. Good for you & your pack of panthers!